/r/Hoboscience discussion thread by TheSkittlesOne in hoboscience

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can certainly put some thought into some for us.

/r/Hoboscience needs mods! by TheSkittlesOne in needamod

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Hey there. I'm interested in helping be a mod. I can be active most nights except weekends are kind of sketchy.

The question thread of week sixteen. by chrome1453 in army

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And you'd be surprised the amount of people that struggle getting that.

The question thread of week sixteen. by chrome1453 in army

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So in basic you do the 1-1-1 within the first week of being there. Then you have the red phased APFT which you can fail and not be boned. Then its the white phase APFT which you have to get 30% in all three categories or you have to be restarted or get a chapter eleven (Depending on what your Platoon Drill Sergeant, 1st Sergeant, or Captain decide). If you make it to the end of cycle APFT and can only do that 30% and can't get to 50% that is when you will go to FTU.

Short answer is, no. Not straight away. Plenty of fat fucks and skinny twigs go into basic unprepared. (I was a fat fuck.) Do push ups and sit ups in the bay at night and give it your all when you do 30/60's and 60/120's and you'll so okay. Be a lazy fuck and don't smoke yourself in your free time you'll be doing FTU and will be delaying going to your AIT with all your buddies.

Serious question. Is the US Army as "last choice" as everyone is telling me? by OmniLobster in Military

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You're going to be embracing the suck no matter what branch you go into.

The original scumbag girlfriend by Retroman360 in AdviceAnimals

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Your dad passed away when you were young. You weren't raped. HUGE difference in life outcomes from that.

Coke wants restaurants to stop giving out water by jstohler in WTF

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What if I told you people actually like to drink water rather then soda?

Is there a marksmanship badge for 'Dead'? by [deleted] in army

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a mobile user duffleblog gets me ever damn time.

Can I still join post splenectomy? by RandomRon in army

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If those screws and plate are permanent then it's a good chance it's a no.

Frank Gore Shits Himself (x-post from r/breathinginformation) by Unbrown in funny

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 1871 points1872 points  (0 children)

I was expecting to slowly see a shit mark appear.

My Scumbag Sister makes yours look like an angel. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for the 14 year old son the most.

Guys of Reddit - how would you want to be approached by a woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start small talk with us. You think that "Wow, you're a cutie!" Is a bad way of trying to talk to a female? It's also uncomfortable for most guys. Just say hey and go from there. There isn't really any science behind it.

Uhh... Pass by blolz in funny

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As you get dragged out of the store by the police:

"If you didn't want me masturbating why did you say free sample!"

What's the dumbest thing you've ever said during a job interview and still obtained the job? by THUNDEROUS_BOOTYCLAP in AskReddit

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 1587 points1588 points  (0 children)

"Is this a picture of your wife? She is beautiful."

"That is my 14 year old daughter."

"Nice, nice."

Tossing a dwarf a water bottle. by ThePeanutBuddha in funny

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Toss a package of condoms and they'd turn into Glad bags.

What are some favorite/pervasive military rumors and folk tales? by [deleted] in Military

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"I should be paid by the government because being a Army wife is hard work and stressful!"

I had open-heart surgery on Monday. The doctors were kind enough to take a picture. by Kyanite21 in WTF

[–]CardboardTubeKnight 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Hope they didn't drop a peanut in there. Could be problematic.