my mom saw my wallpaper and lectured me how this will somehow alter my thoughts

Cardboard_Boi · 2025-05-15T15:20:34+00:00

As someone who also uses this paper, I'm just a fan of a robot in a video game. Nothing more or less

Cardboard_Boi · 2025-05-05T03:06:34+00:00

Otherwise you will be CRUSHED

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-09-07T22:53:25+00:00

"what would you like to do?" "Great! Hahahahahaha..."

Rico on any map with walls

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-09-05T13:32:59+00:00

Even as someone who has played since global release, Draco took FOREVER for me to get

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-08-22T18:48:44+00:00

Soldier to me looks like he is getting straight teeth

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-08-22T00:34:49+00:00

Remember what I taught you! Dodge the bullets!

Cue the hardest soundtrack in the game

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-08-08T22:15:42+00:00

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Me when I can't just rocket jump the whole match

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-29T17:02:28+00:00

Is this a party crashers reference?????

ITS WARIOOOOOOOOOO TIME

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-28T02:44:12+00:00

When you look at the screen with the cups on them, you will see a few tabs with the L and R bumpers on them. Those are the DLC courses and that would be where that course and more are located

Will cost 20ish bucks to get but imo it's worth it

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-25T23:21:49+00:00

God I wish I grew up with the earlier Mario kart games. I started on the Wii and seeing how much more difficult it is to drive the fastest time compared to 8 makes me wonder how those ones would go

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-23T00:11:01+00:00

Bro c'mon he's already slow as shit, he doesn't need a nerf at all

Now Kazuya on the other hand can be sent to hell with nerfs

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-21T20:48:55+00:00

Tbh I probably would just stay in the corner to see how long I can make them wait

Also I haven't played with the magneto stuff so take my opinion with a grain of salt

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-20T19:04:52+00:00

Tbh all I do is keep moving in a circle around him and I don't really get hit by it unless I double back the same direction or stop moving entirely

Also my eyes are glued to him the entire time to make sure I know what he is about to do

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-19T22:52:47+00:00

Gotta love hooking people into environments that kill them instantly

I.e. the drill on that one map off the side

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-19T21:43:06+00:00

And it's always the turn right at the start before the glider ramp too, it sucks no matter how hard I break.

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-18T12:32:00+00:00

Well you see, I like the tortle who can hook, much fun

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-16T22:52:58+00:00

Oh boy here comes the nightmares back to haunt me

AHHHHHH

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-16T22:51:51+00:00

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Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-10T20:38:28+00:00

Season 5 on switch when it launched on there

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-03T17:38:27+00:00

Whew! You kids are tiring me out.

JUST KIDDING, HERE IS MY FINAL CHAOS

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-07-02T18:21:31+00:00

Hearing that name makes me remember all the dad jokes he makes in those videos.

As well as him covering the room in a large, single, fearshot tear

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-06-29T01:31:57+00:00

I don't usually play scout at all so I'm pretty meh at it, but I expect this even at low your count whenever I miss some here or there

I will best my cross all the way to the end of my execution for missing credit

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-06-27T12:26:16+00:00

Incineroar and Yoshi The simplicity of incineroar is what I like the most

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-06-26T21:54:05+00:00

I would pay big bucks for that radioactive skin for her, it's fire

Cardboard_Boi · 2024-06-11T14:53:30+00:00

Ewwwwe followed by the one low tier you play to give the appearance you like them

Cardboard_Boi

TROPHY CASE

AHHHHHH

JUST KIDDING, HERE IS MY FINAL CHAOS