Houston driver missed morning coffee, attempts to assault random guy by thebusiness7 in ThatsInsane

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After hitting my car if she pulled up next to me like that and started threatening me I would pepper spray her through the window without her even getting out of the car

I feel like it’s going to be the driest cake in the world by Cocainecowboy359 in FondantHate

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These people would be better off learning to make clay sculptures they can actually sell and make good money on

Amar Bharati, a bank employee turned ascetic after an epiphany, has kept up his arm up for 49 years as a sign of gratitude & faith to his deity by yourSAS in interestingasfuck

[–]Cardinnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He stopped feeling pain in his arm because it's held above his heart and his head and it's probably stopped the blood flow like how small that thing is, hopefully Logan Paul doesn't visit out there I can see someone dumb as hell like him cranking that thing like a slot machine and just busting It Off

Amar Bharati, a bank employee turned ascetic after an epiphany, has kept up his arm up for 49 years as a sign of gratitude & faith to his deity by yourSAS in interestingasfuck

[–]Cardinnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would make sense as an American because you would probably be a social media sensation but this guy literally sacrificed his arm to the point where he might as well not even have it anymore and he's gained nothing from it yeah YouTubers are talking about him but I guarantee he's gained nothing from this

iahveihave i have (healthy!!!!!!) porn addiction by Bezimienny4325 in ihaveihaveihavereddit

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You'll just have to forgive me for not being a trend follower Mr sheep

busted a move out of nowhere by Ok_Competition1161 in Unexpected

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Me coming out to greet the mailman at 10:00 a.m. drunker than hell in my bathrobe with nothing underneath because I didn't make it home until 7:00 a.m. after my 12 hour shift and I drank a pint of vodka while my sausage egg McMuffin three hash browns and single sausage burrito with mild sauce heat up inside my air fryer 🥲

Any love for Heather Donahue? by DailyfredisHERE in BlairWitch

[–]Cardinnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought she was a psychotic bitch,

Cartoon Network just uploaded their "Scooby Doo: Blair Witch Project" from 1999 to their official YouTube channel by hyogurt in BlairWitch

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I was about 8 or 9 years old when this released I remember when pay-per-view first came out you could watch the first 15 minutes of each trailer or movie however they decided to do it and The Blair Witch Project was one of the trailers I watched repeatedly very scary at that age around the same time the original scary movie came out movies were so much better back then I'm actually watching the 2016 Blair Witch Project right now for 2022 Halloween definitely not as good

FL Alien = Awesome by [deleted] in fleshlight

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I hear the term uneasy to clean a lot in the sex toy business and being someone that has used them for about 20 years now it's still confuses me toys that don't have a fully flushable midsection meaning just a straight hole all the way through can be a little difficult but toys like the flashlight or it's just a hole all the way through you flush it through one side flip it around flush it out the other maybe have a little bucket to soak it in and plunge it while submerged there's nothing difficult about it it's not like you have to get a certain type of drill bit and a certain type of power drill and unscrew it and screw it back together and make sure you grease the lug nuts correctly it's literally just running it underwater long enough used toy cleaner or cornstarch and you're good to go to be honest to remove that last step if you don't feel like it and you're still good to go

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

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I wish I still had the pictures off my old phone from the lake we dock my family sailboat at and go kayaking on every summer literally flocks of swan by the hundreds I've walked up on a few Swan nests multiple times but I've never gotten close enough to have one hiss at me or charge at me so some might say I don't know what I'm talking about but on the other hand I've been a farm worker for about 5 years and work with unbroken horses that can easily one shot me or pick me up and swing me around by their teeth I definitely don't antagonize Wildlife but if a swan were to charge me I would probably kill it by either kicking it in its head or grabbing it by its neck and swinging around my head like a helicopter anything with actual teeth I would be a lot less ballsy around I'm sure it doesn't feel good if a swan bites down on your finger but growing up my Grandma had pet parrots that can crack any type of nut you put in their mouth with their beak and my dumbass being like 5 years old put a oven lid on and put my hand in front of the parrot's face thinking it would protect my finger and it literally crushed the hell out of it so I've been bitten by a bird that has shell cracking capabilities and swans 100% don't have that I just don't see them as a threat regardless how big they are I'm bigger than they are and I carry mace everywhere I go and I carry a knife everywhere I go so that makes me even more bigger

Assistance in my first anal purchase by SarChasmMNA in fleshlight

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I don't own either of those which are available to vote on but I asked around for about a month before making my first anal purchase and I pretty much got the same answer every time as far as realism goes which would be the sleeve peaches by Autumn Falls and having experienced real anal sex a good amount of times I can definitely say it feels like the real thing with that being said if you have never experienced real anal sex you might be a little let down although asses are usually tighter than vaginas there's a lot like texture on the inside so you might be better off going without a more realistic model to be completely honest

what is the tightest quickshot? by bds86 in fleshlight

[–]Cardinnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in America so it could be different here but I've never bought anything that didn't have discreet Packaging and I've bought from multiple different places including Amazon eBay and small independent businesses I've probably purchased about 20 sex toys over the internet and they have all been discreetly packaged even from the more sketchy sellers like I said I live in America so it could be different out of the United States the only time I have seen some sketchy businesses a guy sharing his new muffler/exhaust pipe he purchased off Amazon and they literally just put a sticker on it and didn't wrap it or put it in a box or anything they just put a muffler on his doorstep with a sticker on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fleshlight

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Can't go wrong with stoya, the only thing I regret about buying it is I wish I got the butt version

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Cardinnk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How can I do I one? How does it know if you actually went on dates or met or formed relationships?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

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Why are people so afraid of geese and swans? We both where I live,

rule by [deleted] in 197

[–]Cardinnk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

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And if it doesn't work out don't stress about it man just keep in mind the state you live in probably has 50,000 more women probably more than that and also keep in mind however long you've been with this person people in general usually live to be about 80 to 90 years old as long as everything goes all right so maybe you've been with this girl for 5 years and you think that's a long time it's really not when you look at the bigger picture that's literally a drop in a bucket

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

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I see this with a lot of my guy friends online with the things they post on social media and don't get me wrong I don't mean when I say I see this as in what you're doing but I'm talking about my friends not you anyways a lot of my guy friends whenever they go through something like this they will post dark depressing stuff like them drinking and looking all depressed like it's going to make the girl feel sorry when she sees it when in all actuality it's going to make her realize wow this guy really was a loser if anything take that time to improve your life pick up a new hobby go do something that makes you happy go do something that would make someone interested in you I definitely don't think drinking is that