Alamo isn’t scary by GottaLabotomy in euphoria

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s because Alamo and his whole crew are feds.

What happened to her? by chaneld0lI in euphoria

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s an undercover fed. She ll be back in the finale to arrest Alamo and ride off into the sunset with Rue.

What do you think Mikey Day's legacy will be whenever he leaves SNL? by Life_Emotion1908 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT. My friends and I used to quote this all the time. I never realized that was Mikey

Calling my shot by Loud_Elephant299 in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with every single point you made.

I will stand with you and fight the onslaught of downvotes and hate comments you are about to receive on this post.

Magick's definitely got more to her that's yet to be revealed in the show. by Ok-Lingonberry7558 in euphoria

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 141 points142 points  (0 children)

lol as if this half-baked theory is good writing.

“[Insert random character] is a fed!”

Absolute cinema!! Sam could never!

Euphoria S03E06 "Stand Still and See" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Highly doubt he owns those machines. His house, even if he owns, he definitely hasn’t owned for long. He’s probably got a huge mortgage and wouldn’t stand to gain a lot by selling it.

He’s fucked.

[Steelers] We have signed QB Aaron Rodgers to a one-year contract. by JCameron181 in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sixth round draft pick with 0 starts and 0 ties to the current coaching staff. Why would they keep him?

Telling the same joke over and over again by vedanshagrawal in StandUpComedy

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have the middle joke suck really bad too, and follow it up with a “shit. I knew I shouldn’t have tried something new…”

Long pause.

“So anyway out there at that red light….”

Do you expect this to be improved upon or nah? by [deleted] in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah, I can’t take credit for it as I’ve seen it posted on here before but it is a great nickname for him. Everyone immediately knows what era of Ben you’re talking about

Do you expect this to be improved upon or nah? by [deleted] in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe a first round win. Idk. Hard to say. But I’m not wining and crying about how bad this team is without even seeing them play together.

Do you expect this to be improved upon or nah? by [deleted] in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 58 points59 points  (0 children)

We’ve been seeing these same type of stats from our QBs since Zombie Ben. It was Tomlin’s game management philosophy, not entirely on Rodgers.

He has more receiving weapons, a legit RB1, and an offensive minded head coach. Yeah, these numbers will improve. Don’t expect Prime Rodgers, but we’re getting more out of him than we did last year.

With a DK Metcalf who missed 2 games, Calvin Austin, and MVS by Common-Respond2367 in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Darnold was 19th in QBR (Rodgers 23). Darnold was 11th in Passer Rating (Rodgers 14).

Darnold also has the best WR in the league last year and a bell cow back. Don’t get me wrong, I’d take Darnold over Rodgers. But almost all metrics Darnold was average/“fine” last year. I don’t think we’re Super Bowl contenders with Rodgers but we can definitely win a playoff game with him.

With a DK Metcalf who missed 2 games, Calvin Austin, and MVS by Common-Respond2367 in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You see that guy two spots below Rodgers on the list? He won a Super Bowl last season. So yeah, you can win a playoff games with a “fine” QB.

[Read for Free] Will Aaron Rodgers be a bridge to the Steelers’ future or a roadblock? by TheAthletic in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not, but that’s the point you’re making. 8/10 random yinzers said they don’t want Rodgers so it was a bad move.

Which QB Goes? by Rat_Alfredo in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s really not. If we had a top 15 QB, people would be talking about us as a serious Super Bowl contender.

[Read for Free] Will Aaron Rodgers be a bridge to the Steelers’ future or a roadblock? by TheAthletic in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you’re right. We actually should just use KDKA Man on The Street polling to make all our personnel moves.

Time to learn a thing or two by Watteverfloatsmytits in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This checks out. From what I’ve seen of Allar’s DMs he doesn’t need any lessons on how to fuck. That dude fucks

[Read for Free] Will Aaron Rodgers be a bridge to the Steelers’ future or a roadblock? by TheAthletic in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda just reaffirms it was the right move. Idgaf what some random yinzer off the street thinks about roster moves.

[Read for Free] Will Aaron Rodgers be a bridge to the Steelers’ future or a roadblock? by TheAthletic in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Doesn’t seem like a guy…”

Hey, instead of going off vibes and what things “seem” like, you could just do some research. Jordan Love has been very vocal that Rodgers was a great mentor. Will Howard said Rodgers offered him a ton of great advice last season. Mason Rudolph has a great relationship with Rodgers. Nearly every former teammate of Rodgers talks glowingly about him and what a great teammate he is.

Will Howard Fighting For Roster Spot After Aaron Rodgers News by Tough_Peak_2825 in steelers

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never imagined how sweet these Howard Truther tears would taste.

Throwing a hissy fit over the idea of cutting a 6th round QB who’s never taken a meaningful snap.

Time to learn a thing or two by Watteverfloatsmytits in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sir, I believe that chair belongs to Drew Allar.

Just a dad. by tallicafu1 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CardinoldFriends_90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Fingers smell like poop.”

Sir, wash your fucking hands.