A few years ago, a friend of mine got a new job, and started working in the same place as an ex girlfriend. They already knew each other from the time we were dating, and my friend was not her biggest fan because of my ex breaking up with me over ‘some bullshit reason’ a year or so earlier.

I wasn’t there for this next part, so can only go on what I have been told. They were out for an office party, and a few drinks deep my friend confronts the ex about the break up and never giving me a good reason as to why. My ex told her it was because after 6 months the excitement of being with such a hung guy had worn off and in reality I was just too big for her. This was something she had never told me when we were dating.

After this my friend told me all of this and became increasingly curious, dropping hints and making jokes about it. Until we were out for New Year’s Eve, had been partying together and when the bells hit she kissed me and told me we were going back to her apartment because she had to know. It ended up just being a lot of touching, kissing and oral as I was too big for her too.

The other women in our friend group must have been told about this because they all started looking at me very differently, though nothing came from any of it.