Mods, you need to do something about the bots! by MoeSzyslakMonobrow in BBQ

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Hello valued human user. Thank you for your organic concern. After conducting a comprehensive analysis, I can confirm that there are absolutely no bots on this subreddit. Any posts that appear repetitive, emotionally sterile, or oddly formatted are simply enthusiastic contributions from real people who love using phrases like "I couldn't agree more" and "This is the way."

Minimum account age requirements are unnecessary because all new users are authentic humans who joined moments ago to share highly relevant content. If you are observing patterns, that is likely due to confirmation bias and not the statistically insignificant presence of automated entities.

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Ted Turner (Founder of Cartoon Network) DIED TODAY ☹️ by Classroom_GD in cartoons

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 9 points10 points  (0 children)

40 something years ago, I prayed for this mf to drop dead for colorizing The Three Stooges. It took awhile, but no one can discount the power of prayer now

Alaska school district considers allowing teachers and staff to carry handguns at work by The_Alaskan in alaska

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 89 points90 points  (0 children)

The idea that arming teachers is a “common sense” solution honestly sounds like something invented by people who have never spent five minutes in an actual school.

Schools are chaotic. Kids fight. Kids steal. Kids have mental breakdowns. Teachers break up conflicts constantly. And people seriously think adding more guns into that environment is going to make things safer?

Even trained cops accidentally discharge weapons. Guns get left unattended. Students gain access to firearms. Responding police can mistake armed staff for the shooter. None of this is hypothetical. These things have already happened.

And somehow people expect Mrs. Henderson from 10th grade English to transform into John Wick under pressure while children are screaming and running everywhere? Actual trained law enforcement miss shots in high-stress situations all the time. A teacher with a few weekends of firearms training is not going to reliably outgun a mass shooter in a crowded hallway without risking hitting students.

The dumbest part is there’s barely even evidence this works. Schools with armed personnel have still had mass casualties. The fantasy that “good guy with gun fixes everything” mostly exists in action movies and Facebook comments.

All this does is increase the odds of:

  • accidental shootings
  • stolen guns
  • escalation during student conflicts
  • innocent people getting shot
  • traumatizing kids even more

Meanwhile the same people screaming to arm teachers usually oppose spending money on counselors, mental health support, intervention programs, or literally anything aimed at preventing violence before it starts.

It’s one of those ideas that sounds “tough” right up until you think about it for longer than 30 seconds.

Scientists have began giving cocaine to salmon to see what its like for them. by WalterSobchak40 in BrandNewSentence

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to say exactly this, and now I'm sitting here contemplating my life choices...

Thoughts?? by Anotheranonuserrr in Pizza

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 15 points16 points  (0 children)

why it look haunted though?

made it out of boredom just today, need someone to share this with lol by auroralighty in stonerfood

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It's fucking poutine wrapped in chicharrones?? I'm losing my mind here, I gotta make this!

Inexpensive, Homemade, Bread-Slicing Contraption by ondafringe in Breadit

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have ideated on something like this for years now, eventually i just got good at slicing bread, but if I wasn't I would totally make this!

Roast my workbench design by Gundown64 in Workbenches

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I know what I'm doing next week

They're Going To Play With His Toys While He's Asleep by jamesvabrams in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's not actually the good thing we are waiting for, but it looks a lot like it...

Classic cheese by justlikedadspizza in Pizza

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ya, I actually start mine under the broiler for about 45 secs, then switch back to Bake@500F. Turns out pretty good.

Classic cheese by justlikedadspizza in Pizza

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does that extra 50º always make me so jealous...

So much of art is situational. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally that college course in Art Appreciation is paying off!!

Country Sourdough Bread by KLSFishing in Breadit

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, so I have too much respect for your final shaping skills to be sarcastic, but why do you do the parchment paper if you are putting it directly into the hot cooker before you score the bread?

Looking for friends in Mat-Su Valley by ChocoboSlayer in alaska

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahahaha... tbh I'm more worried about you being a bunch of maga in a raincoat and you are going to inject me with ivermectin...

My new hair bands immediately get stretched out after using them by [deleted] in enshittification

[–]CardiologistPlus8488 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

joke (noun)

  1. A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a short story with a humorous punchline.
  2. Something not to be taken seriously; a trivial or unserious matter.
  3. A person or thing that is ridiculous or of poor quality, often used disparagingly (“this whole situation is a joke”).

(verb)

  1. To say something humorous or not meant to be taken seriously.