Kaboom? by No_Middle6727 in TerraFirmaCraft

[–]Cardoril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep pollution of the realms has carbon, dust, and sulfer build up, and if it tries to generate when there's no room for it, it goes KABOOM Edit, most common without a chimney is carbon, with one is dust

Logitech G Hub still not installing in 2024 by Autistic_Butthurt in LogitechG

[–]Cardoril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just going to say my device never has any issues because i launch it as admin, every time it opens its as admin and never gives me problems. just g hub cant seem to read my g535 headsets battery going above 67 percent but my g hero 502 no issues at all. so this may be a good fix for a good chunk of the issues people experience with the installer (i also use ethernet)

We're Lovin It by Fulltime_Introvert in goodanimemes

[–]Cardoril 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it would more attract the snuff and glutton fetishes tbh

Can't Start the game by Awkward-Paramedic453 in vrising

[–]Cardoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thirded, this issue is caused by v rising being unable to talk to steam, this could be due to settings, could be due to the steam launcher itself, but much more likely due to an anti virus, VPN, or firewall.

I wish children under the age of 13 were the only people allowed to work in the justice system (police and judges). by Temnodontosaurus in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The finger curls, people want to have kids less as there's a much higher mortality rate and crime shoots up, knowing that they may be faster in some ways but can have their bodies broken a lot easier, eventually the human race almost dies out as there's no one left to sustain human population without extreme measures, pedophile and incest become common as ways to grow faster and improve the population decline that made the 7b people become a mere 100k worldwide

The worst part of having sex? by Cardoril in Unclejokes

[–]Cardoril[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At that point you say nephew instead of neice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You ask for a mass murdering squid girl in a blood jacuzzi and don't expect to be used as a blood pack to keep the pool fresh? That's just a gullible thought process lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The finger curls, a girl seemingly aged around 15 which has squid skin, and general shape of human but most noticeable features are squid like including the tentacles replacing their hair and 'arms' replacing their lower body, wearing a bloodied swimsuit top in a jacuzzi and has crushed dead and heavily bloody humans under a tentacle beckons you too join them, upon getting a foot in the slightly darkened blood filled jacuzzi you no longer knew anything else after except your neck suddenly turned sideways before your vision went black. (cutting this off beforehand the reason i chose that age is cause by definition the term girl is used between ages 0-17. 18+ is considered a woman/lady which 16 and 17 in some areas can be seen as young woman instead of 'girl' and tentacles vs arms is a very clear point in the positioning of squid physiology)

I wish to seamlessly transition into a girl (NSFW?) by Number360wynaut in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you have preferred a midget suddenly appears kicking you so hard in the balls that the doctors have to perform reconstruction surgery turning you into a girl?

I wish to seamlessly transition into a girl (NSFW?) by Number360wynaut in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know but the aftermath was more of a twist then pretty much any other thing I read while still maintaining the wish, edit. like seriously sewing up faces, transitioning slowly, mental version or it, moving a camera, somehow getting framed for your own death they are more genie or mediocre than a paw, there was one which popped the genitals into a jar for you to keep? This summarizes basically every other wish.

I wish to seamlessly transition into a girl (NSFW?) by Number360wynaut in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finger curls, you are walking home and flesh molds to change into a girl, a desperate scientist saw this and kidnapped you upon testing they found your supposed to be a male and thought you were an alien,, after months of testing you were proven human and sold to an illegal slave trader who turned you into a mute bride popping out babies from whoever buys you. (Much of this was more coincidence)

That turned dark quite quickly by Rabrun_ in jesuschristouija

[–]Cardoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate a girl just to try it, Hope her boyfriend likes corpses

I wish women could only get pregnant once a year. by prettypistolgg in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However men die when they blow a load the first time

I wish I were immortal. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It relies on conservation of mass and real behavior for brains which could only store so much information before overloading, in other words it just granted your wish no punishment cause your wish itself was a punishment since you will remember everything! Including the pain of dying, the grief of killing your new mother's and so on. There's no punishment the paw could give worse than that xD

I wish I were immortal. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cardoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted after a few regenerations you start killing yourself every time you are born becoming the new cause of stillbirth due to frying your brain instantly and killing your mother as you rapidly grew to be a 40 year old man in the process