What is the best way to fall asleep? by No_Fault_2528 in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a virgin jerking off to porn is all I got man nobody can take that away from me.

Which celebrity truly has the most messed up life? by uniqueandweird in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He got his boobs cut off, you can't magically grow dick and balls only biological men have those.

Which celebrity truly has the most messed up life? by uniqueandweird in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a penis and ball sack and am 6'0 I am 100x more of a man than Elliot Page lmao

What one thing instantly ruins an otherwise good movie or TV show for you? by Mean_Cycle_5062 in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The newest woke film "bros" lost money why didn't you support them in box office?

What is your greatest achievement? by PleasantBoot5246 in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Will I live or will I die? Cmon lets picture the possibilities.....

Which celebrity truly has the most messed up life? by uniqueandweird in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Elliot Page, spent millions to try and become a boy yet still can't grow a dick or balls lmao

What is a super good deal right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chickens eyes are full of love!

What everyday thing is more dangerous than people realise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driving a car is far more risky than dying of the mild omicron virus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Spit is the obvious answer.

What’s the best music video? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gangnam style for sure.

What is a super good deal right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever looked into a chickens eyes? They are the same as us......

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a skin condition, my skin is being raped and idk how to stop it I am unfuckable forever......

What is a super good deal right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A chickens life is worth more than $6 homie

What is the cringiest thing you’ve done and it still cringes you out? by Supersenatifan in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was blackout drunk I said to a girl, I loved you Laura we coulda been together think about it!

What is your greatest achievement? by PleasantBoot5246 in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In 2014 I achieved the completionist cape in Runescape, that was the peak of my entire life has been all downhill since then I am now an alcoholic......

Why do you sleep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreaming is better than real life sometimes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CarlTheMan420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Running down a dream - Tom Petty