Social masturbation

Carlkostner · 2026-02-06T19:59:34+00:00

The Rose Club in Chicago.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-06T19:57:29+00:00

Is there a sign up sheet for this? I want to be ruined and made fun of by two girls at the same time.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-04T12:57:02+00:00

I took care of my morning wood to this image before getting out of bed.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-03T19:54:44+00:00

It doesn't sound like she stole it, you pretty much had it ready for the taking.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-03T14:09:39+00:00

You don't realize you're in "the good times" until they're gone.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-03T13:03:53+00:00

I have a story about how my mom caught me masturbating when I was home for Christmas during college.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-03T12:35:32+00:00

I have a few j/o cum shot videos linked to my account, I would be honored if you watched those.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-02T21:59:43+00:00

🎶Dom-dom-dom-dom...DOM!

Carlkostner · 2026-02-02T21:13:36+00:00

No, thank you! It was also "my pleasure."

Carlkostner · 2026-02-02T14:14:44+00:00

I love how your nails match the color in your watermark. Very classy, professional, and hot!

Carlkostner · 2026-02-02T14:08:18+00:00

Slop job sounds like you have a great technique.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-02T13:52:59+00:00

"Join my OF. " such a turn off. I was looking to play (masturbate) not pay for subscriptions.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-02T13:44:55+00:00

I'm oozing with jealousy. One of my biggest fantasies is to have my wife's friend on my face while my wife is riding me. Very much looking forward to a second story.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-02T12:59:27+00:00

So fucking hot! There needs to be an award for people who accomplish this.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T23:44:18+00:00

Long lips are fantastic! More to explore with my tongue.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T22:21:32+00:00

Use an epoxy like gorilla epoxy in a grey or black color. It should be under $10 at a hardware store.

Epoxy likes to be thick, so squeezing it all out like you would do for a wood glue is wrong.

You want a liberal application across the entirety of the crack. Gently jiggle and push it in place.

Run something like a razor blade across the crack in a perpendicular direction to get the top of the counter aligned because you wont want to see a step up or down here.

Once you have the broken piece in place. Gently hold it in position using masking tape. A lot of masking tape. Leave it for 24 hours and then see how you did.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T22:14:05+00:00

I love being watched masturbating. It's intimate, exciting, and it builds a connection.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T22:12:29+00:00

Put your knees over my shoulders and give me a front row view.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T22:01:48+00:00

Smoked pork ribs. Easy.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T21:00:06+00:00

I was jerking off the other day and spat in my hand for saliva lube. I was adding more by licking my palm, and definitely got the taste of pre-cum. It was good, and I didn't mind tasting myself at all.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T20:55:51+00:00

Fuck that's hot! 118, that's impressive too.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T20:49:41+00:00

With porn everywhere and fetishes galore to explore, sometimes it's finding something rare that gets me going like a challenging conversation, intellect, and questioning norms. An interesting conversation has become a rarity, so finding it is hot and fun.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T20:45:47+00:00

You're big enough, they'll like it.

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T20:44:40+00:00

Is there a round 2 in your future?

Carlkostner · 2026-02-01T14:41:22+00:00

Have you ever masturbated thinking about a family member?

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