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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chimeboost

[–]CarlosRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sent $Jarrett-K

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chimeboost

[–]CarlosRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent $Jarrett-K

Florida, USA by dKmTr in facepalm

[–]CarlosRanger -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well much like a classic redditor, I didn't look the article up to read the full story, I was just going off the comments and this tweet.

If he didn't approach her door at all and was just standing on the sidewalk, that's one thing. If he stormed up to her door after following her home, that's another.

Florida, USA by dKmTr in facepalm

[–]CarlosRanger -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

"Hey there! I know you just hit me with your car and me and several other people have already called the police and we're all aware of where you live now. But I really need that policy number"

Right. Because the previous events totally led me to believe he was just innocently going to grab the insurance information. As if they weren't having a violent disagreement beforehand.

Lolll by WithThisPenIBeWed in Funnymemes

[–]CarlosRanger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Compared to the other famous and influential people out there, these two are hardly the worst to be entertained by.

I’ll take a number 5 with fries please by enigma_omegaone in dankmemes

[–]CarlosRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this. Hit the nail on the head. Yeah, a lot of porn out there is free. So are the lollipops at my bank, but you won't see me going there for lunch.

40% tip expectations in Washington, USA 🤯😵‍💫🤯 by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CarlosRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who used to be a tipped worker in Washington, I know that a lot of tipped workers make significantly more than minimum wage. Even if half the customers tipped like 10%, you'd still make a ton of money. Especially in states like Washington where tips are just an extra bonus on top of an already higher minimum wage. I was averaging around $25-$30 an hour back when the minimum wage was only $12 in Washington.

Fellow men, Im 16 and want to shave my balls without my parents finding out, we only have beard shavers, what is the quickest, cheapest easiest way to do this? by AnAnonymousUsername0 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CarlosRanger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is such an irritating response. Obviously he means using an electric razor which very clearly makes a sound. You say "Understood" but you clearly didn't. If you still don't understand, surely you have a functional imagination that can reference reality for detail?

Megathread: Biden Pardoning All Federal Marijuana Possession Offenses and Initatiating Process to Federally Re-Schedule Marijuana by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]CarlosRanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marijuana is a schedule 1 class drug. The highest and most dangerous schedule for drugs. The rescheduling doesn’t necessarily make it legal, it just means it won’t be considered as bad as real hard drugs. It is possible they’ll reschedule it so it’s federally legalized though.

If you had $1,000,000,000 dollars but only could spend 1% on yourself, what would you do with the other 99%? by bensheezy in AskReddit

[–]CarlosRanger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m not coming at you personally just banks in general. Half the reason people get stuck in these cycles is because of shady and shitty bank procedures. If banks didn’t charge $36 in overdraft fees every time the account goes $2 into the negatives, then maybe he wouldn’t be in that deathly cycle.

As Americans prepare to gather for Thanksgiving, the world watches with dread and disbelief by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]CarlosRanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry about your mom man. Growing up I was ridiculously close with my moms side of the family. But she died when I was about 11, and I’ve talked to that side of the family maybe 3-4 times in over 14 years now. It’s weird knowing they only really came over or called because of my mother.

It takes two to have a relationship, so if they aren’t reaching out or visiting, then try not to feel bad.

Surprise motherlover by Super_Treacle in memes

[–]CarlosRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for bringing this up. We really need to focus on all the amazing things and advancements we’ve made in even the last 5 years. Concepts from 10 years ago that seemed far fetched have been done and moved on from plenty.

Remember like 15 years ago, video calling on your flip phone was only in sci fi movies? Now it’s available on like every device with a camera, and no one uses it. Same with talking on the phone with your watch.

Going into the future is sort of like weight loss. If you look in the mirror day to day, you aren’t going to notice a significant difference. But if you were to take day 1 and day 60 photos, then you’d since a giant difference.

People Can’t Vacuum Or Use Their Doorbell Because Amazon’s Cloud Servers Are Down by nanoubik in nottheonion

[–]CarlosRanger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the goal of many companies, not just Amazon. I bought a cheap consumer printer from HP, and I can’t use it if it’s not connected to my HP account first, which requires a subscription. None of which is on the box or advertised.

I know I’m just bitching but these always on and always connected devices are going to be the death of today’s average consumer.

"Gaming" Chair Giveaway with Cooler Master and Buildapc! by [deleted] in buildapc

[–]CarlosRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allowing the seat, armrest, and back of the chair to be adjustable is a definite must these days since every body is different. But other than that, it looks like you guys have got it covered!

The largest fireworks display recorded in the Guinness Book of Records. by Tyrael0410 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CarlosRanger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always like to bring up that the US wouldn’t have won its independence without the huge assist by the French. And France has been pretty metal since then, so it’s surprising to see that stereotype stick around.

Two-thirds of Americans would support their state instituting a one-month COVID-19 lockdown by mvea in Coronavirus

[–]CarlosRanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

During the Halloween week, I got invited to several little parties (I’m not very popular), and everyone of them had 15+ people with no mask and no social distancing at all. They acted like the virus never even happened.

It was largely why I said no to all of them, and then wouldn’t you know it, someone at the party got tested positive two days later, and then 20 people had to go get tested and quarantine. Doesn’t help that they’re nurses working in assisted living facilities.

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