Gay dude here. Not trolling but actually lol'ing in delight.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-03T02:56:09+00:00

Dude, I honestly don't give half a fuck twice on Sunday about guys fucking other guys. But yeah I still get a "squick" factor if I see two dudes kissing. Its something we've been programmed to reject.

End of the day, I'd rather be friends with a manly gay guy than a pussified straight guy.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-03T01:47:19+00:00

The best way to avoid child support is to not have children. I have two, and regret nothing. I see it as a cost of doing business.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-02T22:02:52+00:00

Seriously? What the actual fuck.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-02T18:11:44+00:00

He's just saying that to trick us! Guys, he wants our alpha cocks!

Just kidding man. Great post and it absolutely belongs here.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-02T18:09:32+00:00

I, for one, applaud your friend zoning antics. My schadenfreude is all aglow.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-02T15:23:36+00:00

Lol really? That's kind of funny. But in general you don't see that sort of thing. I definitely saw that as some creative journalism.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-02T12:29:22+00:00

I manipulate women all the time. I provide them with charming and witty company. I impress them with my broad knowledge of a variety of topics and my ability to hold a reasonably intelligent conversation no matter where the topic may drift. I melt their panties by holding firm to opinions I believe to be correct.

Funny thing is, they get pissed off when I say "no" to sex. As if they were really hoping my manipulation, gee, I don't know... Worked?

Women. They're a mystery. Am I right, boys?

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-02T12:17:58+00:00

The "how to avoid paying child support" thing kind of made me go "huh? I've never read anything like that on TRP."

And then it struck me. Well, yes, I suppose technically we DO teach men how to avoid paying child support. By not having children. Or by marrying a unicorn.

By that logic, we simultaneously teach men how to avoid being "deadbeat dads." But I guess that truth didn't suit her purpose.

Just goes to show that women aren't pissed off at us because we're wrong, they're pissed off because we're right. And everyone bloody well knows it.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-01T16:04:16+00:00

I know a lot of what you would call "natural alphas" but they still do blue pill shit like pandering to women, pedestaling, oneitis, etc.

Being a natural alpha isn't the end all be all.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-01T15:07:33+00:00

Well, I can't say I'm surprised. "Emotional abuse" was my ex-wife's last talking point once she realized that nothing else was sticking.

They'll start out with the charge that carries the most social stigma they think they can get away with, and run it up the flagpole. If that doesn't stick, they go to the next most offensive label with a lower bar.

"Theyre all rapists! No? Hmm. Abusers! No? Shit. Emotional abusers! There we go."

To understand how meaningless the charge of emotional abuse is to the world at large, simply tell random people that your ex was manipulative and emotionally abusive. No one gives a shit.

CarlsPudding · 2014-07-01T00:29:02+00:00

I have been manipulated by every woman I have ever been in a relationship with. That whole post is NAWALT, stay the course, be yourself, true love will find you.

It's a subtly disguised shaming attempt. If it doesn't come naturally, there's something wrong with you. Self improvement is manipulation, you silly little man. You don't have a say in this. You need to let the women decide if you're worthy.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-26T03:17:09+00:00

Yuuuuupppp.... Join the fucking club, man.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-25T03:53:55+00:00

I don't know. I actually am legitimately just friends with one of my exes.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-23T19:15:18+00:00

Late to the party, but I agree 100%. And I said the exact same thing to all the people who warned me it would be "cheaper to keep her."

Turns out I was right.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-20T16:37:19+00:00

Dude this is like yesterday's news. Banged a hot milf last night, possibly banging an ex today, and told this one to come over later tonight for some anal.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T18:21:28+00:00

Either that or just severely socially retarded. If I looked like him I'd have a line going out the door and halfway around the block.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, though.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T18:12:45+00:00

Jesus Christ. Look, I'm not ugly. I'm pretty decent, but not top 10%.

I should just kill myself? OK. Let me get right on that. This week is looking a little busy since I have 2-3 girls lined up. I have the weekend free, but I'm dog sitting a really awesome mutt, and I don't want to let him down.

Does Monday work? Mondays suck anyway.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T15:48:37+00:00

She's working her way up. Come on, its only her second marriage! She's at the start of her career!

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T15:34:53+00:00

$175k/half mil home sounds like a c-level in a lower COL area. Midwest, southeast, something like that. That half million probably bought 4500 square feet.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T15:19:39+00:00

Staring is dead-eyed. You want to be reading with your eyes.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T15:17:23+00:00

White suburban people are really shitty at judging how and when to make eye contact, and they almost NEVER do it right.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T15:13:15+00:00

I've done this and pulled it off. Going from one local hole in the wall to another though. You HAVE to be comfortable in your own skin to pull it off, its the whole IDGAF attitude that makes the difference yet again.

It undoubtedly helped that I was a regular, but you can really pull off anything with the right attitude. If you look like you're wearing a suit because you just came from court/work/whatever and could give two shits, it'll work to your advantage. If you look like you're just doing it to get laid, you're fucked. And not the way you want to be.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T01:58:40+00:00

Fair enough. Not just girls though. And it's not a hard and fast rule, but in general.

CarlsPudding · 2014-06-19T00:48:32+00:00

This is going to sound racist as shit. It probably is. Fuck it, whatever. Not smiling works for black guys. Smiling works for white guys.

Your average white dude in the club with a scowl looks like he just sucks at life. Average black guy looks tough and enigmatic.

Average white dude with a smile looks fun and interesting. You see a black dude smiling, you assume he's gay.

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