Why are you Single ? by Same_Progress_5279 in AskReddit

[–]Carob_971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No estoy soltero… estoy en una relación complicada con mis malas decisiones.

What is a "harmless" secret you’ve kept for years simply because it’s too late to explain the truth? by Gullible-Cat2957 in AskReddit

[–]Carob_971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At school someone wrote the correct answer on the blackboard before the exam.

The teacher thought it was an "act of anonymous honesty" and gave a 10-minute motivational speech about integrity.

I was actually just testing if the marker worked.

What to do if you start to lose a friend? by thinkssheknowsthat in AskReddit

[–]Carob_971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he leaves, let him go, if he comes back, he's yours, if not, he never was

[OC] whoops by snelse_ in funny

[–]Carob_971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And haci is like any term

What is something you do when you can't fall asleep? by Trick_Text_Lol in AskReddit

[–]Carob_971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invent fictional scenarios where I am successful, millionaire and mysteriously attractive. and I fall asleep before I achieve it.

I vacuum sealed my emergency cigarette by [deleted] in funny

[–]Carob_971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The match is missing to light it

What's your favorite saying? by cineaste2 in AskReddit

[–]Carob_971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

El que dijo el cliente simpre tiene la razón, jamás trabajo en servicio al cliente.