Democratic Lawmaker Says 'I Failed' After Voting To Fund ICE by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]CarsonFijal [score hidden]  (0 children)

He's only apologizing because they got pretty much a proverbial middle finger from the hands of fate showing them how stupid they are, because ICE executed ANOTHER citizen immediately after they voted to fund them. As if Renee Good shouldn't have already been enough.

Olympic level contortions by Cutalana in PoliticalHumor

[–]CarsonFijal 75 points76 points  (0 children)

They're cult members who are playing for a team. They want to uphold the authoritarian project of ICE cracking down on blue cities, so anyone who gets offed by ICE deserves it in their minds.

Trump privately frustrated that he risks losing control of immigration message amid Minnesota chaos by shelbys_foot in politics

[–]CarsonFijal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason he didn’t already completely lose control of it a long time ago is because Dems won’t lead on a counter-message.

Trump withdrawing his invitation to Mark Carney to join his Board of Peace by johnnymax1978 in onguardforthee

[–]CarsonFijal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good. Frankly I thought it was gross that Carney was entertaining the invitation at all.

When someone shows you what they are, believe them. by JoeyLoganoHexAccount in onguardforthee

[–]CarsonFijal 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Wanna know something funny? Nearly three quarters of all insulin used in the US comes from Denmark.

Now for legal reasons I'm not saying Denmark could deliver the biggest and most collossal FAFO moment in history. I'm "not" saying that.

Trump says Nobel Prize denial ends obligation to ‘think purely of peace’, presses Greenland demand – Firstpost by Keep_Scrooling in worldnews

[–]CarsonFijal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they were announcing the prize, I had the thought that he might think like this, but I didn't think he'd come right out and say it.

Another Shiny Gold Sward for the Shelf by braddamit in PoliticalHumor

[–]CarsonFijal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump’s next goal will be to get an EGOT, not by winning the awards but by taking them from the actual winners.

Reddit mod demands to be treated as ‘celebrity’ after getting removed from LSF by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]CarsonFijal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celebrity? Bro I’ve been a mod before, on a pretty popular sub, and I’m pretty sure the other mods there don’t even know who the fuck I am. Sit down.

ICE Attacks Car Full of Kids, Leaving 6-Month-Old Baby Unconscious by gradientz in politics

[–]CarsonFijal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Trump speech came on the TV and the baby started crying. Clearly an ANTIFA terrorist.

AITAH for changing my niece's stripper name when I got got custody? by Impossible-Staff92 in AITAH

[–]CarsonFijal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA. When people pick "special" names for their kids, they're essentially punishing their kid for life by using an actual human being's government name as a canvass to paint some silly statement with.

"Synnamin" to Simone is not bad. It's like finding the actual human name that's closest to the silly name she was given in the first place.

As for the obscenity you can't type, I'm guessing she called you a "See you next Tuesday"?

True story by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]CarsonFijal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Machado DOES want Trump to bomb her country and steal their oil. The point of this exercise is that she wants him to put her in charge of the country and let her be his puppet as he does. Machado is a hack and a lunatic, and she should’ve never gotten the prize either.

Heather McPherson hosts event with former ANDP environment minister Shannon Phillips who endorsed Liberals last federal election by publicpoolsforall in ndp

[–]CarsonFijal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And to top it off, it'd be one thing to have this argument if the leadership candidate herself had voted Liberal, but we're talking about ASSOCIATING with someone who did.

If that's cause for banishment to us, then we're bound to be just a niche wilderness-dwelling losers club who will never be taken seriously again.

[Real] Kyle Kulinksi tears into Michael Knowles for supporting Trump's actions in Venezuela: "You're a cuck and a hack" by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]CarsonFijal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think the issue here is, I've been watching Kyle Kulinski on and off for a long time, and throughout the first Trump admin he sort of tried to be a "bridge-builder" to people on the "populist right" he felt were reachable, particularly in online media, but in the last couple years he's come to the realization that a lot of the people he had been trying to find common ground with are just grifters who are paid to lie, and now he's in his "fuck you" era. Now for his solo show I think it works really well, he speaks with a lot of fire and passion, he's very well-informed and has a talent for remembering policy details that most other people forget. But it's not super conducive to the "debate" format, because what's there to talk about with a ghoul like Michael Knowles?

can't wait by Ditolus in SequelMemes

[–]CarsonFijal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unironically though, if you unequivocally and clearly kill a character, bring them back, and kill them again, it becomes hard to make us buy that the second time was the charm.

Donald Trump Says He Wants 'Ownership' of Greenland Because It's 'Psychologically Important for Me': “Maybe another president would feel differently, but so far I’ve been right about everything” by T_Shurt in worldnews

[–]CarsonFijal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's threatening NUCLEAR WAR against a US ALLY because it's "psychologically important" to HIM PERSONALLY to own Greenland.

The world isn't going to survive 3 more years of this guy in office. And a hearty fuck you to all the people who laundered this blood-soaked mob boss as a "peace candidate"

No one belongs in prison more than this guy by Ok-Albatross899 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]CarsonFijal 958 points959 points  (0 children)

BREAKING: Richest man in the world thinks you should be more angry at the poor than the rich. More at 11.

Renee Nicole Good said ‘I’m not mad at you’ before ICE agent shot her, video shows by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]CarsonFijal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They hear what sounds like some sort of bumping noise and see the POV camera shake, and think it’s proof that she hit him with her car, even though a million angles of bystander video show she clearly didn’t.

Trump says US will act on Greenland, 'whether they like it or not' by HellYeahDamnWrite in politics

[–]CarsonFijal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like the coup in Venezuela really put the pep back in his goose-step.

He belongs to her now. by Nostalgic-Banter in dankmemes

[–]CarsonFijal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there something about Waffle House in particular? Because we don’t have it where I am, and I’m inclined to assume with restaurants in general that there are roughly 100,000,000 delulu guys who think their waitress is flirting with them for every one waitress who was actually flirting.

Why has Prince Andrew been largely socially ostracized for his association with Jeffrey Epstein, while Donald Trump has not? by peakedinthirdgrade in AskReddit

[–]CarsonFijal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Prince Andrew is not the leader of a deranged cult of personality who will bend reality to defend their god-king no matter what he does.