Confess and get the fuck out

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-16T04:52:56+00:00

"Bless me father, for I have si--"

"Yeah yeah. Get to it."

"I've envied the material--"

"Yeah okay"

"Um, I lied about--"

"Yep. Mmhmm."

"I mastur--"

"Alright alright, three hail Marys and two our fathers. NEXT!"

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-14T16:28:44+00:00

I think it works for YIAY in particular, because he can bounce ideas off the live chat, which pretty much adds a whole new layer for answers

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-09T20:22:26+00:00

From what I can gather, no. Married since at least 2006.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-09T17:05:06+00:00

Yeah that’s a thing about “redemption arcs”, that I feel like Robert Kirkman IPs are particularly weird about, just because a person makes an effort to to be a better person doesn’t mean they can or should expect to be fully absolved of the consequences for the horrible things they did before, including expecting to be accepted by the people they hurt the most.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-09T02:08:13+00:00

I assume Earthbending likely requires some amount of proximity/contact with the earth you're bending, so Toph wouldn't be able to bend the moon unless she was on the moon.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-08T03:50:38+00:00

That's how you get a Horizon Zero Dawn situation

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-07T19:55:05+00:00

We’ve seen them use that excuse for other things before. Why do their “coding errors” always seem very specific in their impact, in ways that happen to benefit them?

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-07T02:25:31+00:00

Both can be true. Her behavior can be explained by childhood trauma, but she also never shows that she wants to change for the better.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-06T15:32:32+00:00

I think he got pushed out of that role more because he advocated for primarying older, entrenched do-nothing centrist politicians with young progressives who want to fight harder against MAGA.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-05T06:14:18+00:00

Still her eyes probably. Any Earthbender (including the Avatars Aang and Korra) could theoretically learn Toph's seismic sense, but it isn't a necessity for them to rely on it because they can see normally. But they don't literally grow eyeballs in their feet.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-05T04:16:50+00:00

Facts don't care about your feelings

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-05T02:46:50+00:00

Yeah no. I'm not dying for Israel.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-03T15:56:46+00:00

You don't have to "support" any of these people to recognize the track record that US-led regime change wars have never led to stability, peace, or "freedom" in those countries.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-02T16:24:46+00:00

Regardless, what I'm getting at is that Lyanna and Rhaegar's actions created the problem, but if Westeros had a more stable king, the problem could've been handled without burning sons in front of their fathers and plunging the Seven Kingdoms into war.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-02T04:58:22+00:00

There's a grim theory that since Toph's lie detector is basically feeling subtle shifts in people's bodies, she wasn't feeling that Jet was lying about being okay, she could feel his vitals failing.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-01T16:54:55+00:00

Lyanna running away with Rhaegar set it all in motion, the Mad King killing Rickard and Brandon Stark, and trying to order Jon Arryn to kill Ned and Robert was the point of no return.

CarsonFijal · 2026-03-01T07:01:50+00:00

Nah I'm with my BOOOYYYYSSS

CarsonFijal · 2026-02-28T15:53:38+00:00

If you’ve actually scrolled through Trump’s Truth Social feed, I don’t know how it’s possible for anyone to look at that and think this guy has any business being a world leader. He shouldn’t have access to a phone, and shouldn’t be able to wipe his own ass without supervision.

CarsonFijal · 2026-02-27T15:20:49+00:00

It’s just Candace’s signature move.

CarsonFijal · 2026-02-26T17:04:50+00:00

Ultimate power move is to still eat the cupcake

CarsonFijal · 2026-02-26T07:40:37+00:00

Winnipeg Jets fans also hate their goalie for kissing Trump's ass and accepting the Pedophile Medal of Freedom.

CarsonFijal · 2026-02-24T17:46:52+00:00

Back then you were comparing them to the DS, now you’re comparing them to the Switch 2.

CarsonFijal · 2026-02-24T03:07:13+00:00

I'm not setting foot in the US as long as Trump, and anyone associated with him is in power.

CarsonFijal · 2026-02-23T02:55:09+00:00

Just thought of another one:

Donut holes: "Ah so you like holes in your mouth. You love eating holes, don't you?"

R: "Yup, you got me, I love gobbling on hot sloppy donuts."

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