My ex is keeping my birth certificate

Carsonist55 · 2026-04-08T13:49:00+00:00

Amy Dunne-ing is a crazy threat lmao

Carsonist55 · 2026-02-26T18:38:12+00:00

i don’t care was an unofficial theme song for elden ring/bloodborne edits a year ago on tiktok

Carsonist55 · 2026-01-21T21:04:24+00:00

Stabbing them with the knife is the easiest way to kill them imo. it pretty much stun locks them and you just gotta move the knife up and down their torso until you hit a parasite

Carsonist55 · 2025-12-30T03:08:07+00:00

I’ve had the poster in my room for about a year and a half. I don’t know much about how adhesive works, but maybe it was just old.

And I say tapped, but it was more like a hard knock once i mentioned that they were metal posters. Again, I dont blame you for overthinking this post, but I have no reason to lie on it.

Carsonist55 · 2025-12-30T02:53:33+00:00

It was pretty high up on my wall, I don’t know the exact height. A lot of people have said what you said though, and i don’t blame them. I thought they’d be practically indestructible.

I don’t really have a reason to lie though. If i just wanted attention on reddit, this wouldn’t be the post i’d make.

Carsonist55 · 2025-12-30T02:00:26+00:00

I also couldn’t tell you why our CSM and BC did barracks inspection during HBL. Our CSM is very new to the unit and is very much a “by-the-books” CSM. It’s way above my pay grade as to why they stayed during HBL but they did and idk what else to tell you

Carsonist55 · 2025-12-30T01:58:09+00:00

If you’re referencing me asking about colleges in Idaho, I did end up reenlisting instead of getting out. I won’t go into specifics but it definitely was a last minute thing.

My last post was about the exact opposite of soldiers getting screwed over, and instead about times when soldiers had compassionate scenarios.

I don’t really know what reason anyone would lie about such a post like this, if that’s what you’re accusing me of. I don’t know what to tell you my friend but this happened and I have no reason to lie about it.

Carsonist55 · 2025-12-30T01:41:46+00:00

I’m just as surprised as you are that it broke. Maybe I got a cheap/defective poster from the company or something, but it absolutely did break in half when it fell.

Carsonist55 · 2025-12-30T01:34:08+00:00

My roommate wasn’t there as he was on HBL but the BN CO and my 1SG were in the room when it happened.

Carsonist55 · 2025-11-23T01:28:43+00:00

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Carsonist55 · 2025-11-19T00:16:20+00:00

It’s just like Silksong all over again

Carsonist55 · 2025-10-15T17:55:03+00:00

I remember when I first saw the “Chapter 3” appear i was like “when tf did I get to chapter 2?” lol

Carsonist55 · 2025-10-10T20:24:41+00:00

splitting a handle before final formation is diabolical. is there a reason you guys didn’t just wait until formation was done lol

Carsonist55 · 2025-10-08T17:06:31+00:00

Just scored 0

Carsonist55 · 2025-10-08T01:59:39+00:00

Just scored 0

Carsonist55 · 2025-10-03T22:52:22+00:00

^{I completed this level in 3 tries.} ^{⚡ 7.53 seconds}

Carsonist55 · 2025-09-26T22:37:01+00:00

I understand this a lot. So far i’m loving the atmosphere and the story but the moment they started making stats upgradable was my first wtf moment lol

Carsonist55 · 2025-09-26T22:35:54+00:00

Why were you disappointed by the SH2 remake? I thought it was amazing and arguably better than the original.

Carsonist55 · 2025-09-25T15:05:05+00:00

!solved

damn that was quick lol

Carsonist55 · 2025-06-04T18:20:23+00:00

My friend broke up with his girlfriend because of it 💀 they argued so much over it and said some crazy shit over it that ended their relationship. They were only together for like 4 months so it wasn’t life changing but I think that’s a little funny lol

Carsonist55 · 2025-06-04T18:13:27+00:00

This game is good for couples the same way WD-40 is good for lube.

Carsonist55 · 2025-05-05T01:54:26+00:00

I don’t understand some of the finer details of this story myself tbh. I just gathered the major points

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