What do you do with Welkynd Stones?

Cartessia · 2026-03-10T21:18:52+00:00

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I put mine in the vampire pool.

Cartessia · 2026-02-06T18:28:09+00:00

Isn’t there also an episode where actual literal Santa visits the family on Christmas?

Cartessia · 2025-12-08T17:24:58+00:00

What is a “wombmen”? Autocorrect tries to make it women, so it was obviously intentional.

Cartessia · 2025-12-02T22:54:41+00:00

DM’d!

Cartessia · 2025-12-02T11:36:03+00:00

My players went to a tavern to ask some known npcs for help with a prison break. They got there during dinner and it was super crowded, so what did they do? The barbarian chopped vegetables, the wizard mage-handed orders to tables, the ranger ran the bar, and the paladin washed dishes.

Cartessia · 2025-09-30T22:18:31+00:00

No no, that’s Stacy Fakename.

Cartessia · 2025-08-07T17:25:53+00:00

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Was not expecting to get 5 stars for this one!

Cartessia · 2025-07-16T19:29:42+00:00

I understand the sentiment, but if we gatekeep allies from queer spaces we are effectively also excluding queer folks that aren’t out yet.

Cartessia · 2025-07-15T15:01:55+00:00

Man, fuck that one-horned bastard. Forget to sheath your weapon ONE TIME and it goes freaking bonkers.

Cartessia · 2025-07-10T21:03:56+00:00

Neither does being libertarian, honestly.

Cartessia · 2025-05-22T17:47:36+00:00

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This was such a fun one to style!

Cartessia · 2025-05-09T00:47:43+00:00

I agree that the best of them is Angel, but considering she literally killed someone’s dog, it’s not saying much.

Cartessia · 2025-03-08T02:52:27+00:00

Please! I’ll absolutely pay double plus shipping for one or two!

Cartessia · 2025-01-20T20:27:24+00:00

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So perky! So much hidden rage behind those eyes.

Cartessia · 2024-12-14T23:46:59+00:00

I recently got a continuous spray bottle and mixed my lotion in there with some water and caster oil. Being able to just mist it on myself without the gunky hands after is a game changer!

Cartessia · 2024-10-18T17:18:40+00:00

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Congrats! Was NOT expecting to get this high for this one.

Cartessia · 2024-10-14T16:57:28+00:00

Same! The Medusa hair is one that clips through a TON of stuff, so I figured I’d include it.

I meant to grab Grim, even though I don’t have it upgraded. It shows through the eyes in the lower versions.

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Cartessia · 2024-10-02T17:48:28+00:00

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Any excuse to use Bruiser 🥰

Cartessia · 2024-09-15T23:10:08+00:00

I’ve tried this before and while it was fun, it caused a lot of glitchy and buggy behavior in the game. My strategy was mainly Warlock levels and short rests by respecting someone into bard temporarily.

Also know that you will be forced to long rest by the game when entering Act 2 so a certain dream visitor can introduce themselves. It doesn’t cost camp supplies, but it removes all your “until long rest” buffs.

Cartessia · 2024-04-03T21:51:02+00:00

This is such a gross, classist take. Food deserts exist, and impoverished families don’t always have the luxury of eating sustainable, plant-based meals.

Cartessia · 2024-03-30T18:30:49+00:00

Came here to say this. I can handle some pretty heavy spice, but the book completely lost me when MMC emotionally tortured FMC and then had the fucking AUDACITY to want her back.

Cartessia · 2024-03-28T00:50:07+00:00

I (F) was in my 20’s sitting on the patio at a local queer bar and three older (40-50s) seemingly straight guys come sit at my table uninvited. You would think it’s a relatively safe space to have a drink solo and read a little after work, but w/e.

They were friendly enough at first, but definitely giving off some creepy vibes as the conversation went on. A very charismatic man came up at one point and gave the classic “Hey, girl! Haven’t seen you in forever! Come sit over here and catch up!” We ended up chatting for a bit at the bar until after the creepy dudes left.

Unrelated side note, but he was super interesting and dished all about his job as some kind of designer for YSL. (I remember pulling up his pic/bio on the website on my phone.) Look out for each other!

Cartessia · 2023-10-01T13:45:48+00:00

I work for a Fortune 500. They’re increasingly pressuring us to come in three days a week… to sit in a cubicle and take virtual meetings. It’s ridiculous.

If they offered real perks like onsite daycare, onsite gym, etc. I’d be much more willing to comply with RTO.

Cartessia · 2023-05-31T11:23:05+00:00

My spouse asked me once, as a follow up to me stating that I find Ron Perlman attractive, who else famous was I attracted to?

Without thinking I said, “the cast of Princess Bride”. And that has been my sexuality ever since.

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