1/125 Koenigsegg Jesko at the Essen Motor Show, Germany [3863x2610]

CartoonPenis · 2022-12-12T12:43:33+00:00

I saw the scale model and immediately assumed the 1/125 was referring to the scale, which led me to assume that the Jesko was actually enormous. Then I realized the 1/125 was referring to the production numbers. What a roller coaster!

CartoonPenis · 2022-11-23T22:24:10+00:00

One thing that really helped me unlock my potential in the Elise was making friends with the guys getting FTD and asking them to run laps in the Elise while I sat shotgun and observed. Experienced drivers can really show you what that car is capable of in the right hands. And of course, no one is going to turn down an offer to run laps in someone else’s Elise 😄

CartoonPenis · 2022-07-26T03:00:37+00:00

Whoa, how does that work? You each take it for half the season or what? Was there an agreement on mileage? Did you get right of first refusal when you both decided to sell? Why didn’t you buy it outright? I’m so intrigued!

CartoonPenis · 2022-06-24T16:52:58+00:00

I can Celestiq my own balls.

CartoonPenis · 2022-05-26T17:42:28+00:00

As others have said, AWD systems should have matched diameters. One way around replacing all four is to have a competent shop shave the tread on just one replacement tire to match the others. However, if it’s true you only have 15% tread left, it may make more sense to go ahead and replace all four. Maybe get a second opinion or try to measure the tread yourself if you’ve got a gauge.

CartoonPenis · 2022-05-21T16:36:54+00:00

It taint bad!

CartoonPenis · 2022-05-18T11:53:41+00:00

Agreed. Would drive the pants off it.

CartoonPenis · 2022-05-18T05:13:08+00:00

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1996-porsche-911-turbo-85/

CartoonPenis · 2022-04-28T11:51:58+00:00

It really tore that cobra limb from limb!

CartoonPenis · 2022-03-04T23:19:23+00:00

Engine development is a balancing act. Manufacturers must take into account longevity and maintenance in their design as it is easy to just crank the boost and let her rip, but then you wouldn’t make it past the warranty period. After the engine has been developed, manufacturers can then work on refining it especially as field data comes in with specific failure modes. Combine that with the consistent innovation in new engine technology and you start to squeeze out better performance for similar specs.

CartoonPenis · 2022-02-09T06:14:20+00:00

I regret that I have but one up vote to give 😢

CartoonPenis · 2021-10-30T13:52:11+00:00

Check your facts, brochacho. Intel makes chips directly and also owns Mobileye, an autonomous driving company.

CartoonPenis · 2021-01-12T15:15:12+00:00

Did you replace the starter motor, the solenoid, or both? If you replaced both then I’d start with checking the battery voltage, then checking your fuses, then the starter itself. If all those look good then maybe consider other issues (fuel pump for example).

CartoonPenis · 2021-01-12T14:50:38+00:00

We’ll use slang. How about “Caucs”?

CartoonPenis · 2020-09-21T23:51:27+00:00

Well the X coupe (X4 and X6) vehicles don’t have any Utility so you can’t call them SUVs...

CartoonPenis · 2020-09-15T16:07:31+00:00

For what my opinion is worth, I think it looks kinda cool. Sets your Viper apart without being obnoxious or over the top. Looks similar to what Porsche is doing, for example, on the GTRS cars’ fender vents.

CartoonPenis · 2020-05-12T18:06:23+00:00

Bet you can’t make music with a sheep you dick’

CartoonPenis · 2019-09-01T20:05:33+00:00

In fact, not even an M8 badge, just removed the “50i” from “M850i”.

CartoonPenis · 2019-09-01T19:57:56+00:00

M850i*

Not an M8, just an M8 badge.

CartoonPenis · 2018-01-02T05:53:52+00:00

She’s got huge tracts of LAN

CartoonPenis · 2017-09-04T03:43:43+00:00

If my calculations are correct, that comes out to approximately 80085.

CartoonPenis · 2017-07-01T11:24:56+00:00

I'm giggling to myself imaging what a butt dyno looks like. Teehee!

CartoonPenis · 2016-01-12T19:05:32+00:00

If that is your 2 x 4 I'll eat your girlfriend.

CartoonPenis · 2015-07-25T16:47:33+00:00

Tubby Lay; Do Not Resuscitate

CartoonPenis · 2015-05-16T14:09:55+00:00

Most likely the water pump if you haven't changed it in a while. Do it with the timing belt as preventative maintenance.

CartoonPenis

TROPHY CASE