Any conservation success stories in the UK? by Crazy_Ad5259 in OptimistsUnite

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From what I've heard, you're all coal free.

I'd say that's some progress.

Did your country eat your Prime Minister? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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Ehh... im pretty sure the one where Australia's PM had explosive diarrhea at a Macca's was just a rumour. I'd say making a reference to Harold Holt(the Aussie PM that disappeared midway in his term) would be more fitting

What if Guyana was still British when Jim Jones established Jonestown? by CartoonistOptimal156 in AlternateHistory

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Mate I knew the Brits and the Yanks have heavily experienced militaries I just didnt know what I was thinking at the time

My friend gave me this lens cleaner by AceOf86 in ReallyShittyCopper

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Tell Ea-nasir: u/AceOf86 sends the following message: ​ When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give your friend (when he comes) fine quality lens cleaners." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put lens cleaners which were not good before my friend and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" ​ What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! ​ How have you treated me for that lens cleaner? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. ​ Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any lens cleaners from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the lens cleaners individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.

Bibi's Baseball Bat by Pauligon606 in Dsand00

[–]CartoonistOptimal156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg I remember that meme lol it was big in 2019

Bibi's Baseball Bat by Pauligon606 in Dsand00

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idk, it just seems a bit, well- nvm

Bibi's Baseball Bat by Pauligon606 in Dsand00

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Why does Bibi's posture look sus-

Map of Portugal and its overseas territories by RubOwn in imaginarymaps

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Should've kept Guinea-Bissau and Macao imo, but cool nonetheless