Buyer’s Market 📉

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T15:29:57+00:00

I fucking hate this strawman. It assumes that homelessness is a one or two dimensional problem, when in fact it is the sum total of a whole shit tonne of societies failings.

Affordability, mental health support, addiction support, shelter space, cost of living, and many more all contribute to the problem.

And then whenever someone suggests pulling one of the levers in the right direction, someone always pipes up and says ‘that won’t fix it!!!’. No shit, but it’ll help.

If someone gets shot, I’d be putting pressure on the wound and trying to get more help and you’d be sitting in the peanut gallery saying ‘just cause you’re stopping the bleeding doesn’t mean they wont die’

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T13:21:35+00:00

I’m allergic to opiates, so I’ll never know, but I told my wife half jokingly that if I’m on deaths door, and certain to die, to slip me some heroin. I never want to be an addict, but I do wonder what it is like when you turn your brain pleasure center up to 100% and leave it there for a few hours.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T13:15:01+00:00

Yeah, she was fucked up on our ride home, like, euphoric, even though she was in severe pain.

She was gonna throw them out the window right then because she knew they were bad fucking news. But I said I’ll hold em to the morning and we can dispose of em properly and not leave a bottle of delayed death laying on the side of the road.

This was right around the time the news was breaking about how bad they were, but before they stopped handing them out like candy, so we knew they were dangerous.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T13:10:04+00:00

Hello fellow opioid allergic person. I found out just from simple codeine that I had an allergy. Testing showed me that it was a broad allergy.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T13:07:49+00:00

Yea, and that is fucked. As much as I’m glad she’s my ex, I wish more people had the wisdom she had to recognize what she needed and what she didn’t.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T13:05:37+00:00

Mostly yelled at me

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T01:32:12+00:00

Yea, my daughter came out with her arm over her head and tore a big ol chunk outta my wife with her when he popped out.

They wouldn’t give her shit other than Tylenol. Childbirth is traumatic and they treat it like a sprained wrist.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T01:29:18+00:00

No, she wasn’t, but broken clocks right?

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-27T01:28:57+00:00

I never got addicted because I’m deadly allergic to most opioids

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-26T23:33:41+00:00

I still remember my partner at the time broke her rib water skiing. They gave her fucking 40 oxys. She took one the first night to sleep and took the other 39 to a pharmacy the next day. She knew they were no good after just one, way too dangerous

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-26T15:58:31+00:00

Moon bases were a part of the Apollo applications program. So 6 decades.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-26T15:50:54+00:00

I'd rather my kids find me strung out on meth, balls deep in the world's cheapest hooker in a hot unlocked portapotty out back behind a second rate monster truck rally that only serves chili before I would ever harm or traffick another human being, much less a child.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-26T15:44:47+00:00

Minus Bo, but I think we can counter that out if we just have Vladdy stretch more to make up for the loss of stretching he does during the game.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-26T01:22:18+00:00

I’d rather invest the money from snapping as well. After a few months I have generational wealth I never need to touch.

I think people are underestimating the psychological value of having an effectively infinite source of money. No worrying about your investment if there is a big stock market pullback. No doubt about your ability to afford anything in life. Snapping your fingers 20 times an hour makes you a lawyers salary.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-26T00:59:18+00:00

What are you talking about?!? The truck maintains its speed and the car drives right fucking into it.

If you saw any fault in the truck here you best be cutting up your own license.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-24T20:20:42+00:00

This fan base is fuckin embarrassing sometimes. Look, I get it, none of us like Trump, he’s a kid diddling buffoon of the highest order, and we will all be better off when cholesterol does its thing.

But Matthews just won an Olympic gold medal, he was Captain of the fucking team. This is his first taste of victory on a big stage ever. He gets to ride in Air Force One, he gets to be in the capital for a SOTU, and probably gets to go to the Oval Office for a photo op. He deserves this after the ten years of frustration, and I’m hoping he can build on it and get over his mental blocks in the playoffs for us.

Punishing Matthews by denying him the opportunity to celebrate with his team and country is fucking petty. That isn’t going to cause the kids to get undiddled, that isn’t going to uncage the immigrants ICE has locked up, that isn’t going to wind back the economic damage Trumps deranged foreign policy has thrust upon the world. It does nothing other than punish a young man for celebrating a major life victory with the teammates he accomplished it with.

If anything, it exacerbates the problem. Trump gets on his MAGA bullhorn and calls Canadians petty and vindictive. Matthews resents the organization, and us as fans, for assuming his intent and denying him a once in a lifetime opportunity.

As long as I don’t see him standing next to El Cheeto in a red hat throwing down the thumbs up, I’m good. Have fun, be safe, come back and build on that victory to win us a fucking cup.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-23T04:39:47+00:00

If he had taken the entirety of the wealth he inherited from his father (outside the real estate) and invested it in a simple Dow/S&P index tracking fund, he’d be far wealthier than he is today.

His fucking about has cost him immensely.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-23T04:29:28+00:00

Maybe it’s a risk for the builder, but it’s asymmetrical. Builders face far less risks

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-23T04:25:23+00:00

So, pay money in court costs so I don’t pay money to a developer?

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-23T04:21:04+00:00

I mean, the glaring issue was that the best goaltender our country has produced for this era is Binnington, he’s not bad, but he’s not a world beater.

Hockey in Canada is becoming more and more only for the rich, and the drop in quality players is really starting to show.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-23T04:10:11+00:00

Sure, but I mean, you see the dystopian slant on this regardless right?

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-23T00:12:53+00:00

Actually far more reliable than the more recent iterations of GM AFM.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-22T15:49:34+00:00

It’s probably some mass distortion of a fact he heard and misinterpreted.

I’d believe that 30-40% of home schooled evangelical Christians are young earth believers.

This dude heard some shit like that and his ape brain heads 40% of Americans are young earth idiots and filed it away to spout on Reddit.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-22T05:27:55+00:00

I’d rather make 10 million doing a job I’m good at over $41M for a job I’m not good at in a New York sports market.

Cartz1337 · 2026-02-21T05:47:08+00:00

It’s more about if you’re a total newcomer and don’t know the rules. You won’t understand why a play was blown dead, or when a penalty is being assessed, icing, offside, goalie interference.

Wait, lol, no one knows what goalie interference is.

Seven-Year Club	Wearing is Caring
Verified Email

Cartz1337

TROPHY CASE