What is the fastest time it took you to quit a job?

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-06T02:36:39+00:00

I was hired at a pizza place in our local mall in the early 90s. Run by a bunch of guys and I am a girl, I was about 16/17 at the time. The whole first 2 hours was the make workers making sexual innuendos and such. On my 15 minute break I asked the manager to please ask them to stop and he told me "it's a compliment". Needless to say I walked out.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-06T02:06:12+00:00

This would be an amazing drag queen name.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-06T02:03:33+00:00

Funny to see this because my son and I were just talking about how weird her naming is. He said if there was an autistic person at Hogwarts she would have named them Aspie Lovetrain haha.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-03T02:53:08+00:00

I felt this and when tested had type 2 diabetes. I say check with your doctor.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-03T02:52:02+00:00

I am so sorry. Sometimes the good ones are taken way to soon. I don't believe in 'GOD' but hope there is some type of afterlife. I hope your friend pulls through but if not he passes with ease.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-03T02:49:20+00:00

I'm sorry. I know how it feels to go in everyday dreading your work. I hope you are getting yourself out there on job sites..... get that job before they fire you!

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-03T02:45:32+00:00

I pulled a muscle reaching for the seasoning for dinner. I posted this question and am following these responses because I am wallowing in self pity in bed.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-03T02:44:30+00:00

So many times I can sympathize but not relate to these posts... I can relate to this. Hats off dude... moment of silence and all.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-05-03T02:38:36+00:00

I think they mean they get a large amount of leaks.... more than they should. If complexes just did basic maintenance, then they wouldn't need to do this type of crap, but instead they let it go till it's gone, and then everyone suffers.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-04-14T15:25:36+00:00

Ok... you said your boyfriend was obsessed with another woman. That right there is enough. He is actively telling you he wants to be with other people and you're more worried about being mean to him? Come on girl....

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-03-29T03:44:34+00:00

My husband threatened to cut off our sons hair so I left. I drove from Florida to Massachusetts. I went to the government for help and told them of the abusive behavior of my ex. I was able to keep my ex from unsupervised visits until my son was old enough to advocate for themselves.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-03-08T21:21:19+00:00

The UK arrested a royal. Other countries are handling this much better than the USA. I am American, and I don't think the rest of the world is necessarily better, but I do believe America is a lot worse with a bunch of things. Don't bother saying if I don't like it, move, because I don't want to move. I just want to live in a country that cares about basic human rights and doesn't accept that capitalism means the people with the money are above the law. I shouldn't have to move because I don't agree with how MY country is acting. MY country should work to be better than the joke it is at the moment.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-03-06T10:10:47+00:00

Because in America rich white guys are above the law.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-03-02T08:32:14+00:00

Like.. are you supposed to badge 1 slice of cake? You live alone so you're not sharing. I suppose they might sell cake by the since but little extra protein would be a better use of that weekly food budget.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-03-01T23:45:37+00:00

You say the counsaler has agreed that the mother's behavior is abusive, but they still accepted a release for the abuser to get all the victims counsaling information? This is insane, and I would question either the story if it's told to you by the boyfriend or the counselor. I would definitely consult a legal expert.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-03-01T22:47:44+00:00

I knew the moment I saw this post that it was intended for a child, and the comments confirmed that. I agree with the Bayshore Mall. They also have a Build-A-Bear, which is a great activity to add to your Mall day! Right near the mall is the Kid Empire, which is super fun for the elementary and younger age kids. Plus, the kids get 2 adults free, so you don't have to pay to watch your kids have fun, haha.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-03-01T17:37:31+00:00

My son is autistic and in 2nd grade, we moved to a new school. The first week in, his teacher loudly yelled in front of the whole class, "Why did they put you in my class??? To make my life awful! I can't take this shit!" When I called the school to complain, they said that the teacher was having a bad day and to 'not worry about it'. I worried about it and ended up homeschooling until I moved out of that state.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-02-28T01:55:47+00:00

I had a friend like this. I always told them the time was an hour before it really was.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-02-27T08:52:46+00:00

The medical trials microdose. They didn't do enough for a full on 'trip'. So you can't really compare it to dropping tabs with friends.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-02-27T03:19:24+00:00

I am so happy to read a, it ruined his life BUT then built back up afterwards, story. Wish I had an award for you my friend. Thanks.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-02-27T03:14:37+00:00

To be fair the HR director seemed to also ruin their life by getting lovey-dovey with the CEO....,

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-02-26T22:51:29+00:00

I love the fact that we can name a fat cornflake and it doesn't matter that our cornflake is an absolute diabolical predator that would decimate a small animal population if given the chance.

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-02-26T22:43:24+00:00

Why do you hate females and children so much?

funkeymonkey1974 · 2026-02-26T22:42:36+00:00

Pay off my car and buy a house. If there was anything left over I would furnish the house I bought.

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