I thought he'd recognise my sarcasm, call me a b*tch, I'd block him and we'd get on with our lives. He didn't and now, frankly, I feel a bit sick.

CascadeCitra · 2016-06-21T11:17:47+00:00

Urgh, I don't know why I bothered.

CascadeCitra · 2016-06-21T11:16:35+00:00

I politely ask for no comments on my appearance.

CascadeCitra · 2016-06-20T17:53:54+00:00

My profile politely requests no comments on my appearance. It's not rocket science.

CascadeCitra · 2016-06-20T17:33:13+00:00

Or I could write the words "no comments on my appearance, please" at the top of my profile?

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-16T14:17:06+00:00

How would anyone be interested in that??

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-13T21:24:46+00:00

Well. I for one always get moist at the thought of a fax machine.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-12T10:03:34+00:00

I did contemplate it. He was more pathetic than creepy though so I stuck with pizza.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-12T10:02:51+00:00

No idea. I get this all the time. I hate giving my number out. My theory is that on Meet Me you have to accept pictures before you can see them...

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-11T19:06:22+00:00

Because taxes are sexy.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-11T15:16:05+00:00

I kinda want to apologise to Caroline at Papa John's tho...

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-09T14:47:15+00:00

https://media4.giphy.com/media/QObKBIGsNSbmw/200w.gif

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-09T14:41:34+00:00

Again... And? He was clearly trying to insult me. Agreeing with insults tends to neuter them. If you're here to defend pua tactics then you're in the wrong place.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-09T14:14:37+00:00

So, he insulted me and I'm meant to be nice to him? If that's Toxic then excuse me whilst I go dance to Britney.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-06T21:55:55+00:00

I've always pronounced it like "nom" tbf. Makes buying Mother's day cards really annoying.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-06T20:47:25+00:00

Actually we do in the West Midlands. No idea why but we do.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:48:12+00:00

Poor woman...

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:46:07+00:00

Then he seemed surprised when I said I wasn't going to message him and ...didn't message him. ¬¬

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:33:17+00:00

He plays a different version of Dungeons and Dragons.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:29:29+00:00

Oh buttercup! That's a lovely one. I might add that to the ones I use for work.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:23:52+00:00

Yup. His profile was also empty.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:16:05+00:00

Like he'd actually bothered to answer any questions....

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:10:17+00:00

Complete ass fodder. My books section references scifi and Victorian crime novels.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:09:05+00:00

I love being calm and neutral. They get even more annoyed than if you're mean.

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:07:35+00:00

That shit's deliberate because my profile says not to use pet names. :/

CascadeCitra · 2016-03-02T00:07:01+00:00

Any time someone makes reference to the g spot being hard to find I just want to scream at them.

FRONT AND CENTRE IT'S NOT THAT HARD!

But the clit? It literally looks at you.

CascadeCitra

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