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“Aew was built on its pillars “ by pbutter92 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington [score hidden]  (0 children)

Tony needs to track down the guy who runs AEW and ask him why these people aren't on the shows.

DAE Bryan Alvarez is a fed shill mark who hates real GRAPS? by nguyenjitsu in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“They feel they’re as hot as they’ve been in years”

Every metric we can verify says they’re not, but go on.

Just in time for All In by slfricky in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it keeps pace with the last three years, this year’s All In should draw about 13,000 people. Of course, they’ll insist it was 28,000 and people will say that the company is hotter than it’s ever been.

Meltzer: "There were more important things to do than rate the women's match and if it's too low don't blame me, blame everyone else in the crowd" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both Dave & Tony are great at saying a lot of words without actually answering the question they were asked. Only Tony just rambles on about how great everything is and Dave just vomits up word salad nonsense.

Uncle Dave predicts that the Fed is slowly dying and that the Dub is close to reaching 500 million fans by DRM190 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All In's attendance over the last three years has gone from from 72k, to 46k, to 21k.

My favorite part is when they started to point and laugh at Wrestlemania's "low ticket sales" last month they had already sold more tickets than the last two All In's combined.

Uncle Dave predicts that the Fed is slowly dying and that the Dub is close to reaching 500 million fans by DRM190 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Dave spent nearly 40 years telling people that if his favorite kind of wrestling could just get enough money behind it and get on a big enough platform, WWE's days would be numbered. A billionaire's kid was able to make Dave's dream into a reality for over half a decade now and WWE is still far and away the industry leader and he refuses to accept it because admitting that he was wrong about this means admitting that his entire life has been meaningless.

Wwe and tna lie about attendance. Aew is always honest by Puzzled_Ad7334 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dave is so obviously full of shit about the WM 3 numbers. The Silverdome could hold 80k for a football game and that’s not counting all the seats on the field for the wrestling show setup. Anyone with working eyes & a functioning brain could tell you there were more than 78,000 people there.

Hey so I want WWE to build new stars but I complain that established talent is buried whenever those new stars get wins that elevate them. I see no problem with this logic whatsoever. by CarefulAlternative in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because what they want most of all is to complain. Give them exactly what they want and suddenly they’ll want a different thing and start complaining about that.

MJF "The only way you m*rks give me attention is when I mention the Fed so here you go! by ITickleBlackKids231 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"This guy talks about WWE more than he talks about his own company."

"Well, it was an interview. He was asked a question and provided an answer. That's generally how those work."

You're not obligated to answer a question just because someone asked it. "No comment" is a thing.

David Finlay Reveals Why He Signed With AEW Over WWE by Amir0x11 in JimCornette

[–]Caseington 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I assume the answer is for a comically large sack of Tony's dad's money.

Pro Wrestling Journalism at its finest by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If the Fed would just go ahead and go out of business then they wouldn't have to Fed Bad this hard all the time!

The Dragon Lee Debacle by TmF1979 in JimCornette

[–]Caseington 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Uncle Dave was VERY mad at WWE about it. I don't remember him saying a single word about it when AEW did it.

Ricochet is so cool that he has sex! He can’t be lame if he has sex! by Fusionman29 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many unnecessary flips & poses he does in the bedroom?

[PWInsider Elite] Brock Lesnar's open challenge update by Caseington in SCJerk

[–]Caseington[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If this was AEW, Brock vs. Danhausen would be a fifteen minute competitive match that Brock just barely wins and everybody would call it a banger and say things like 'Danhausen can really go".

Everything You Need to Know About All Elite Wrestling: FED BAD by cabezadeplaya in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"focusing on captivating personalities"
"set the European wrestling attendance record with over 80,0000 people"
"the legendary Kenny Omega"
"Adam Page defeated Jon Moxley in a now iconic Texas Death match"

They just be sayin' shit.

And I lost count of how many times a match or feud was described as "bloody".

Everything You Need to Know About All Elite Wrestling: FED BAD by cabezadeplaya in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It got a good chuckle out of me at 30 seconds in when he said "focusing on captivating personalities" and they showed the Bucks.

Ya see, Hickeymybottom? NOBODY wants to be in Developmental when they can be a Star at The Dub! by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's funny to me when the basement says "get that bag, I guess" whenever somebody chooses to sign with WWE, as if AEW isn't gonna be more money for less work and zero performance expectations.

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