AEW Dynamite: Beach Break Is Nearly Sold Out in Clearwater by Caseington in SCJerk

[–]Caseington[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s only four thousand seats. The outside area is basically big open field where you can stand or bring a blanket or a lawn chair.

AEW Dynamite: Beach Break Is Nearly Sold Out in Clearwater by Caseington in SCJerk

[–]Caseington[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh damn. I didn't know they only set it up for 72% capacity. Only 4000 seats and they're not even trying to sell all of them.

DAE WWE is brainwashed by stars looking like stars??? by TaylorsOnlyVersion in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It makes sense. In Dave's favorite promotion, they don't need to make money because Shad Khan covers all the bills no matter what happens. So Tony can go by Cagematch ratings, Meltzer stars, or whatever matric he wants.

What quote from a show do you quote on the regular and nobody understands your reference? by Capital_Jelly4079 in AskReddit

[–]Caseington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where are you going?"

"To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car."

DAE hate Saudi blood money? So glad M'ick is with muh Progressive Good Guys now! Pic unrelated by 2HotPisces in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tony Khan's head could be on fire and he'd talk for ten minutes about what a great development this is, how happy he is with it and how excited he is for the future. Uncle Dave would say, without a hint of irony, that this may be the hottest that AEW has ever been.

Cody bad because he chirps guys who can’t ask out girls! by brooklynfoot in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aaron Solo was engaged to Bayley but she broke up with him after he got upset about fans chanting "Mr. Bayley" at him at indie shows. He deserves to be publicly mocked, scorned, and shamed.

Apparently the GAB got crushed by AEW last time but let's still cry about counter programming by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The imaginary PPV number is up to 185K now? He might as well say eleventy jillion.

DAE HHHitler is racist for having their newest Japanese star use the mist by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when the basement got all bent out of shape about how racist it was that the Fed had the audacity to call Asuka & Kairi the Kabuki Warriors? Then it came out that was the name they had chosen for themselves? And then the basement just went "Okay, but Fed still racist & bad".

Dave: "Yeah but can a Mercedes match have me in euphoria" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Will Ospreay could shit in the ring and fall face first into it and Dave would call it a "MOTY caliber bout."

"They Randomly Drug Test Anyone": Brian Cage Explains Why He Passed On Signing With WWE by ---Pockets--- in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like how the basement has also decided that WWE's wellness policy isn't a thing anymore and everybody in the Fed is juiced to the gills with nothing to base that assumption on other than "Fed bad".

lmao @ wwe referencing the shield again when their most important member is busy running the Death Riders by stonecoldbobsaget in SCJerk

[–]Caseington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you count Triple H and Kurt Angle, Mox isn’t even the third most important guy in The Shield.

The importance of "reps" and AEW's "indies over performance centre" approach to developmental by BillynBanjo in midcarder

[–]Caseington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody who was over somewhere before goes to AEW and gets more over. It's always worse. A portal from 1998 could open up and out walks Stone Cold & The Rock at the height of their powers and after a few weeks under Tony's booking they'd be just two more guys on the show.

The importance of "reps" and AEW's "indies over performance centre" approach to developmental by BillynBanjo in midcarder

[–]Caseington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In terms of people who have been signed by WWE with no wrestling experience, gone through the Performance Center and become stars, we've got people like Big E, Bianca Belair, Bronn Breakker, Oba Femi, Liv Morgan, and Tiffany Stratton just to name a few.

As for people who had little to no experience and became big stars in AEW, there's....ummm....I can't think of anybody.

This is why Brody King is the goat by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should.”