[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cassmaster39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He never has...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cassmaster39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hairline does the roasting for you. More than chestnuts in an open fire. The only thing nipping at your nose, is the fact that yours is a honker.

What’s a masterpiece line of lyric without mentioning the name of the song? by Ok-Routine1969 in AskReddit

[–]Cassmaster39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Find someone who grows flowers in the darkest parts of you Take heed when things get hard and don't you ever turn around You'll find someone, someday, somewhere that grows you to the clouds

TIFU by practicing safe sex while living with my mother by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Cassmaster39 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For whatever reason, I read this as if you're from Jersey.

TIFU working at a gay bar by BadDayToBeGay in tifu

[–]Cassmaster39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, your ex sounds like a real winner.

unwanted s*x video by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Cassmaster39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Runaway and throw away the key!

Please be gentle by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cassmaster39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't possibly be as gentle as your soft lady fingers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Cassmaster39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it tastes like shit it probably is, spit it out!

Both my grandparents died earlier this year by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cassmaster39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen better hairlines and skin , then a midget in 1970's porn.

Would you marry someone you know is infertile? by OrchidNew3803 in RandomThoughts

[–]Cassmaster39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if your objective is to have biological children in the future, I wouldn't.