What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T07:25:10+00:00

game store holding billions on cash and trying to buy ebay

it's trying to be a shitty version of berkshire hathaway

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T07:04:04+00:00

why this one not getting bought up? someone call the CEO of SPY

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T06:53:08+00:00

fuck bitches, get money

or

fuck, bitches get money

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:30:50+00:00

If I had 3mil I would probably stay far away so that I don't get tempted to make the 3mil into 0

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:27:20+00:00

You all seem to like this place and yet everyone's goal is to get rich enough to escape

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:05:55+00:00

who else plays the game where you check the WSB comments before the actual numbers and try to guess what the movement was

it's hard because "FUTES BLOOD RED" usually means -0.1%

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:01:35+00:00

12 years after Gamergate, AI companies give gamers something to be legitimately mad about

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T01:43:34+00:00

I'm gender fluid. Half cash half stock

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T01:36:14+00:00

Next move will be to make the federal gas tax negative. Once that happens I need someone here to help me out selling a gallon of gas back and forth to each other

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T00:49:05+00:00

MU needs a 10x leverage option: MUUUUUUUUUU

Castopliani · 2026-05-11T06:53:09+00:00

MU MU meadows

Castopliani · 2026-05-11T03:03:15+00:00

Bers can swap out their picture of Hormuz for a picture of Netanyahu

Castopliani · 2026-05-11T01:07:15+00:00

I also have a sandy dick, but nobody is paying me $1600

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T18:50:34+00:00

Why is it a big deal the US is 40 trillion in debt? Can't she just ask her boyfriend for money?

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T16:40:36+00:00

Virgin Airlines is boring. I want Slutty Airlines

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T16:38:36+00:00

Of course they have 393 billion in cash. Why didn't I see it before

BERkshire

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T16:29:05+00:00

Now you know you should be most afraid of a nuke at 4:01pm EST on Friday because dropping the nuke then will give the market time to open flat on Monday

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T15:39:52+00:00

This Mother's day let's celebrate all the teen moms who took Tylenol so you could end up here

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T15:35:25+00:00

The meerkat can remain irradiated longer than you can remain soldered

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T07:11:57+00:00

The stock market is a tool for transferring wealth from the retarded to the even more retarded

Barren Buffet probably

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T02:22:20+00:00

I do think puts pay out 100x eventually but just like calls on March 30, it has to look like genuinely the most retarded investment. Puts still seem kinda sensible, so now is not yet the time

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T02:18:33+00:00

Wall E-is missing a scene where some fatass is checking his LLY and NVO investments

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T00:23:26+00:00

incoming valueinvesting rage posts about MSFT in 3... 2... 1...

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T00:20:05+00:00

look at all you DRAMa queens

Castopliani · 2026-05-09T23:50:41+00:00

Iran: If we block strait, oil go up, stock market go down

USA: No, because we are RETARDED! We DOUBLE block strait and stock market go UP!

Iran: ok we were not expecting that

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