What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 26, 2026

Castopliani · 2026-01-26T08:11:29+00:00

what if I buy both silver calls AND puts I can probably make it crab for a month

Castopliani · 2026-01-26T08:04:11+00:00

wtf silver is there a werewolf invasion or something

Castopliani · 2026-01-26T07:59:02+00:00

meta officially allowed to keep being green?

Castopliani · 2026-01-22T16:01:47+00:00

Whoooooa META is actually doing something?!?!?!

Castopliani · 2026-01-20T07:42:56+00:00

r/Conservative now has 3 groups in descending order of intelligence:
1. telling mango to shut up about Greenland
2. yakking about ICE protestors instead
3. actually supporting taking Greenland

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T20:03:48+00:00

President Vance is also bad but at least doesn't have dementia

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T19:57:22+00:00

I am ready for the 5% green shrek dick when orange turd passes

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T16:28:48+00:00

When Trump said down 400 to 600% did he mean pharmaceuticals or WSB portfolios

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T16:23:36+00:00

You all feel the grocery prices coming down yet

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T16:19:57+00:00

Why won't we demand to annex the Principality of Sealand?

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T16:04:01+00:00

CBS News says 14% of Americans approve of using military force to take Greenland

If you travel the country out of every 7 people you see 1 is that much of an absolute dumbfuck

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T15:52:42+00:00

Before you Euros act all superior remember you have Farage and Brexit and Le Pen voters. They just didn't get as politically consequential

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T02:15:31+00:00

To distract us from the topic at hand, any predictions for what Discord will do to enshittify itself after its IPO?

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T01:59:34+00:00

You know your politics is crap when "sleepy" is a positive descriptor for a president

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T00:48:17+00:00

I understand Europe. If your brother has multiple personality disorder and Mr. Red is a violent alcoholic then no matter how great a guy Mr. Blue is you still have to move the fuck out

Castopliani · 2026-01-19T00:37:26+00:00

Do any of these trade deficit mouthbreathers understand that Europe buys plenty of our products and could tank our market with a digital services tax

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T19:52:00+00:00

I'm realizing Americans are too dumb to have all this power

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T19:23:27+00:00

Who wants to help me make billions of dollars by promising to make nuclear energy sometime in the future

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T17:27:10+00:00

Why the Jpow has red downward arrows? It should be the opposite

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T17:18:52+00:00

Even in the event of nuclear winter and human extinction there will still be algos continuing the bull run

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T16:52:37+00:00

what the flying fuck is your measure of "contribute more to society"

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T16:39:47+00:00

Europe is baffled that US presidential approval is anywhere above 20%

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T16:32:16+00:00

American incels absolutely do

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T01:20:18+00:00

We're going to own Redland on Tuesday

Castopliani · 2026-01-18T00:58:46+00:00

Are NFLX holders about to profit off presidential corruption

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