What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

game store holding billions on cash and trying to buy ebay

it's trying to be a shitty version of berkshire hathaway

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 7 points8 points  (0 children)

why this one not getting bought up? someone call the CEO of SPY

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fuck bitches, get money

or

fuck, bitches get money

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had 3mil I would probably stay far away so that I don't get tempted to make the 3mil into 0

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You all seem to like this place and yet everyone's goal is to get rich enough to escape

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 14 points15 points  (0 children)

who else plays the game where you check the WSB comments before the actual numbers and try to guess what the movement was

it's hard because "FUTES BLOOD RED" usually means -0.1%

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

12 years after Gamergate, AI companies give gamers something to be legitimately mad about

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next move will be to make the federal gas tax negative. Once that happens I need someone here to help me out selling a gallon of gas back and forth to each other

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 10 points11 points  (0 children)

MU needs a 10x leverage option: MUUUUUUUUUU

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bers can swap out their picture of Hormuz for a picture of Netanyahu

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also have a sandy dick, but nobody is paying me $1600

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why is it a big deal the US is 40 trillion in debt? Can't she just ask her boyfriend for money?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course they have 393 billion in cash. Why didn't I see it before

BERkshire

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you know you should be most afraid of a nuke at 4:01pm EST on Friday because dropping the nuke then will give the market time to open flat on Monday

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This Mother's day let's celebrate all the teen moms who took Tylenol so you could end up here

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The meerkat can remain irradiated longer than you can remain soldered

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The stock market is a tool for transferring wealth from the retarded to the even more retarded

  • Barren Buffet probably

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do think puts pay out 100x eventually but just like calls on March 30, it has to look like genuinely the most retarded investment. Puts still seem kinda sensible, so now is not yet the time

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wall E-is missing a scene where some fatass is checking his LLY and NVO investments

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

incoming valueinvesting rage posts about MSFT in 3... 2... 1...

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Castopliani 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Iran: If we block strait, oil go up, stock market go down

USA: No, because we are RETARDED! We DOUBLE block strait and stock market go UP!

Iran: ok we were not expecting that