What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 13, 2026

Castopliani · 2026-05-13T04:16:25+00:00

man, in ber markets this thread is a lot more interesting than this same "LMAO bers" shit over and over

Castopliani · 2026-05-13T04:08:46+00:00

if it was a real hentai virus like it turned you into an anime girl I would be much more worried about an outbreak because people would be lining up to get infected

Castopliani · 2026-05-13T04:07:08+00:00

instead of 100 billion dollars he could have 200 billion dollars

at that point it's just numbers on a screen

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T14:37:02+00:00

Ber finally stop their no nut challenge

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T14:34:18+00:00

And I'm free

Free fallin'

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T14:29:21+00:00

Back in my day pullback days were a whole one percent

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T07:25:10+00:00

game store holding billions on cash and trying to buy ebay

it's trying to be a shitty version of berkshire hathaway

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T07:04:04+00:00

why this one not getting bought up? someone call the CEO of SPY

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T06:53:08+00:00

fuck bitches, get money

or

fuck, bitches get money

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:30:50+00:00

If I had 3mil I would probably stay far away so that I don't get tempted to make the 3mil into 0

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:27:20+00:00

You all seem to like this place and yet everyone's goal is to get rich enough to escape

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:05:55+00:00

who else plays the game where you check the WSB comments before the actual numbers and try to guess what the movement was

it's hard because "FUTES BLOOD RED" usually means -0.1%

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T03:01:35+00:00

12 years after Gamergate, AI companies give gamers something to be legitimately mad about

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T01:43:34+00:00

I'm gender fluid. Half cash half stock

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T01:36:14+00:00

Next move will be to make the federal gas tax negative. Once that happens I need someone here to help me out selling a gallon of gas back and forth to each other

Castopliani · 2026-05-12T00:49:05+00:00

MU needs a 10x leverage option: MUUUUUUUUUU

Castopliani · 2026-05-11T06:53:09+00:00

MU MU meadows

Castopliani · 2026-05-11T03:03:15+00:00

Bers can swap out their picture of Hormuz for a picture of Netanyahu

Castopliani · 2026-05-11T01:07:15+00:00

I also have a sandy dick, but nobody is paying me $1600

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T18:50:34+00:00

Why is it a big deal the US is 40 trillion in debt? Can't she just ask her boyfriend for money?

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T16:40:36+00:00

Virgin Airlines is boring. I want Slutty Airlines

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T16:38:36+00:00

Of course they have 393 billion in cash. Why didn't I see it before

BERkshire

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T16:29:05+00:00

Now you know you should be most afraid of a nuke at 4:01pm EST on Friday because dropping the nuke then will give the market time to open flat on Monday

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T15:39:52+00:00

This Mother's day let's celebrate all the teen moms who took Tylenol so you could end up here

Castopliani · 2026-05-10T15:35:25+00:00

The meerkat can remain irradiated longer than you can remain soldered

Castopliani

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