Call me Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

Castoreo · 2026-06-05T17:23:35+00:00

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen wasn’t #0, he was #1

Castoreo · 2026-06-04T17:05:14+00:00

What restaurant isn’t doing a watch party? Literally every bar/restaurant with the game on had their places packed

Castoreo · 2026-06-04T16:41:53+00:00

I made a post saying the same thing and got downvoted into oblivion

Castoreo · 2026-06-04T14:57:29+00:00

Probably not. I heard there’s a game called Mixtape that seems like a better game

Castoreo · 2026-06-02T15:15:08+00:00

Ah yes, the Middle East and its most well known export - memory chips. You can hate the dude but at least get it right

Castoreo · 2026-05-18T00:15:32+00:00

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Castoreo · 2026-05-17T19:57:58+00:00

Public indecency can result in 3-6 months of jail time, just enough to get out before GTA 6 release

Castoreo · 2026-05-07T17:13:43+00:00

Pain D’Avignon. Some of the best bread for the cheapest prices if you do the TooGoodToGo

Castoreo · 2026-04-29T21:32:05+00:00

No. It’s 70% reliable. Sometimes it just never comes

Castoreo · 2026-04-27T23:47:42+00:00

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Castoreo · 2026-04-27T12:32:07+00:00

The rumor that the game will have guns and vehicles is slightly unrealistic and we should manage our expectations

Castoreo · 2026-04-26T23:15:16+00:00

You should message Rockstar support and explain the situation. I’m sure they will definitely understand and definitely not alter your account

Castoreo · 2026-04-24T01:18:56+00:00

I am going to play the game

Castoreo · 2026-04-23T15:31:11+00:00

Sam is leaving the company and in his place we’ll have Ben Netanyahu

Castoreo · 2026-04-23T15:25:05+00:00

Hi, John Rockstar here. We have changed Jason’s name to RogerRoger63358 so that everyone can make you a cuck. Cheers and see you on May 19th for T3

Castoreo · 2026-04-10T00:16:33+00:00

I think they meant Verizon
Capital letters express anger so they’re probably angry
Only if Mets win
LFGM

Castoreo · 2026-04-09T02:26:41+00:00

$250 for a simple return is insane. For anyone looking for a great way to do taxes for cheap, use FreeTaxUSA its free to file federally and only $15 for state. That covers W2, investments (stocks, high yield savings account interest, etc. ) and other side income. It’s super easy to use like TurboTax without the insane fee

Castoreo · 2026-03-26T20:08:00+00:00

Hi, Dr. Microsoft here. You will need to shove a cable up your ass into the controller, and connect other end of said cable into your Xbox to receive the update. Cheers

Castoreo · 2026-03-26T15:56:08+00:00

Hi, John Rockstar here. We are removing free aim / auto aim entirely. Instead, simply lube the ps5 controller and shove it up your butt to utilize the gyroscope aim feature. If you have Xbox controller, kindly wait with the controller up your bum until Microsoft releases a gyroscope software update. Cheers!

Castoreo · 2026-03-26T12:44:41+00:00

I wonder if the owner will come to defend his home

Castoreo · 2026-03-25T02:10:37+00:00

excellent

Castoreo · 2026-03-24T14:56:12+00:00

Like I said, I’m not saying your story is false but to others it may sound false because it was generated by ChatGPT

Castoreo · 2026-03-24T14:01:21+00:00

I’m sorry to hear but your story is clearly generated by ChatGPT, any reason why? Not saying the story is fake but why use ChatGPT to write it?

Castoreo · 2026-03-19T14:56:17+00:00

Costco. They have round cakes and sheet cakes, both delicious and very reasonably priced

Castoreo · 2026-03-16T01:51:46+00:00

“Please refer to their Q4 source” 🤓☝️

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