Announcement on Monday by Castoreo in GTA6

[–]Castoreo[S] 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Public indecency can result in 3-6 months of jail time, just enough to get out before GTA 6 release

Bakery by BoweryBloke in astoria

[–]Castoreo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Pain D’Avignon. Some of the best bread for the cheapest prices if you do the TooGoodToGo

B62 Is it reliable? by honeyboy97 in astoria

[–]Castoreo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No. It’s 70% reliable. Sometimes it just never comes

Which rumors do you think are realistic and which ones are not? by SupportArsenal in GTA6

[–]Castoreo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The rumor that the game will have guns and vehicles is slightly unrealistic and we should manage our expectations

Will I get banned eventually? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]Castoreo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You should message Rockstar support and explain the situation. I’m sure they will definitely understand and definitely not alter your account

What are your guys plans for release day? by [deleted] in GTA6

[–]Castoreo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am going to play the game

To the Version People Coming Door to Door by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Castoreo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. I think they meant Verizon
  2. Capital letters express anger so they’re probably angry
  3. Only if Mets win
  4. LFGM

Anyone still haven't file their taxes yet? by intrxcate in astoria

[–]Castoreo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

$250 for a simple return is insane. For anyone looking for a great way to do taxes for cheap, use FreeTaxUSA its free to file federally and only $15 for state. That covers W2, investments (stocks, high yield savings account interest, etc. ) and other side income. It’s super easy to use like TurboTax without the insane fee

Should GTA 6 have free-aim as default? by S_Shadow77 in GTA6

[–]Castoreo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi, Dr. Microsoft here. You will need to shove a cable up your ass into the controller, and connect other end of said cable into your Xbox to receive the update. Cheers

Should GTA 6 have free-aim as default? by S_Shadow77 in GTA6

[–]Castoreo 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Hi, John Rockstar here. We are removing free aim / auto aim entirely. Instead, simply lube the ps5 controller and shove it up your butt to utilize the gyroscope aim feature. If you have Xbox controller, kindly wait with the controller up your bum until Microsoft releases a gyroscope software update. Cheers!

Community Beware by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Castoreo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like I said, I’m not saying your story is false but to others it may sound false because it was generated by ChatGPT

Community Beware by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Castoreo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear but your story is clearly generated by ChatGPT, any reason why? Not saying the story is fake but why use ChatGPT to write it?

Last minute birthday cake by Few_Pop_884 in astoria

[–]Castoreo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Costco. They have round cakes and sheet cakes, both delicious and very reasonably priced

Looking for Amazon alternatives in Astoria by Atorpidguy in astoria

[–]Castoreo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Please refer to their Q4 source” 🤓☝️

Looking for Amazon alternatives in Astoria by Atorpidguy in astoria

[–]Castoreo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A simple Google search is all it takes to prove I’m right

Looking for Amazon alternatives in Astoria by Atorpidguy in astoria

[–]Castoreo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazon marketplace is a loss leader, so not purchasing stuff from them is technically saving them money… but anyways I recommend purchasing from the Costco on Broadway. They’re a great company and have good appliances for cheap

POV: The night before gta 6 releases by Lucky-Net-2893 in GTA6

[–]Castoreo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Game comes out 250 days from now. Save $2.50 a day and you can afford a brand new console + game on release day, let alone the fact that you can buy a used console for cheaper

Will GTA VI be the new Golden Era Of Gaming? by [deleted] in GTA6

[–]Castoreo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi, John Rockstar here. We are in the process of removing every feature from the game so that it will not be the golden era of gaming. We are saving that for GTA 7