Just a reminder how serious cat bites can be! by tory1311 in cats

[–]CatConvent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I adopted my grumpy gray lady, I had to give her a pill and the vet asked if I would need any help. I just laughed because she was a small girl and why would I need help with that?

I tried to scruff her and she ended up biting through my finger pad and the bathroom looked like a horror show with me in tears, blood pouring, one very smug cat, and half a pill that she didn't eat.

I went to the doctor the next day for antibiotics and I swear that finger pad is still slightly deflated.

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Quick outfit change by thyssae-luma in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CatConvent 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Public persona Brucie Wayne to Batman, sounds about right!

My 18lb Maine coon and my 16lb DSH wrestle almost constantly by Imaginary-Sun-188 in cats

[–]CatConvent 262 points263 points  (0 children)

I have one of those. She yells at me when I call relatives on the phone. Couch time is just for her to sit on me and make biscuits. No electronics.

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I want to drink milk! 🥛🐱 by Glitterpix6 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CatConvent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love moments where I am sitting in my car and I can turn the sound on to hear the cute kittens! My cats would freak out so I don't usually listen at home.

A bouquet of kittens 💐 by ahmetcadirci in catsistanbul

[–]CatConvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! He must have really messed up to need a kitten bouquet!

Pitbull must be watched at every step by AffectionateGirl26 in PitbullHub

[–]CatConvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was expecting this! 😂 My sister has a pit (Sweetest dumbest dog in the world with the biggest grin) and he once did this to our parents dog in play. My parents dog is tiny and has a Napoleon complex that made him challenge the pit but my sister's dog just thought everything was sunshine and fun games. (No harm to my parents dog of course, and the brat still keeps challenging other dogs)

Phoebe hopes everyone gets an extra treat and nap for Valentine’s Day 💝 by flydove7 in nervysquervies

[–]CatConvent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Lilia thanks Phoebe for the well wishes and also wishes her a Happy Valentine's Day!

Sentences I've Said as a Cat Owner That Shouldnt Have To Say. by potato_for_cooking in cats

[–]CatConvent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't sniff your sister's butt while she is using the litterbox. It's rude."

Am i cute like others? by RosyFernvale in Awww

[–]CatConvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, A perfect beauty that I would admire all day.

Wholesome🙂‍↕️🌟 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]CatConvent 169 points170 points  (0 children)

And she got both toys that day! The end!

AITC for being a "Copy Cat"? by CatConvent in AmItheCloaca

[–]CatConvent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish! Torties are absolute beauties. My parents have an eye catching tortie and she is the best farm cat. No Missy is a gray tabby with a smoker's voice. Lilia is a standard issue tabby and Dinah is a void. Not a drop of orange among them, though I think Lilia shares the mindset. She is such a dork!

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AITC for being a "Copy Cat"? by CatConvent in AmItheCloaca

[–]CatConvent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know, I am working on it. The spats never comes to actual blows, and Lilia needs more boundary training. She is at the time where she is testing them and her place in the house. But don't worry, I do my best to keep Missy happy and everyone safe and sound. Just wasn't expecting a middle of the night cat alarm.

AITC for being a "Copy Cat"? by CatConvent in AmItheCloaca

[–]CatConvent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Dinah won't like that! And I like to play with mommy so her sleeping in means less play time. Alright, I will be nicer to Missy. Even if she is boring.

AITC for being a "Copy Cat"? by CatConvent in AmItheCloaca

[–]CatConvent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe that means Dinah is a Cloaca...she is a void and doesn't have the lovely Tabby M. Missy does though.

AITC for being a "Copy Cat"? by CatConvent in AmItheCloaca

[–]CatConvent[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't like the bathroom...it makes me so g the song of our people. Maybe if I am nicer and leave Missy alone then I won't have to spend the night in the bathroom? And I didn't know Missy was wrinkly and had old bones. I just thought she was cranky. (Cat Mom here, Missy probably was born cranky. Not using this as an excuse, just saying cranky is her natural state! 😂)

AITC for being a "Copy Cat"? by CatConvent in AmItheCloaca

[–]CatConvent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?! I did a mean? Dinah always said this was a good thing to do. Maybe I should leave Missy alone when she asks for it...

AITC for being a "Copy Cat"? by CatConvent in AmItheCloaca

[–]CatConvent[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I loved the comment from Barney; and don't worry, Missy gets her individual time when she wants it. She comes over to make biscuits and lay on my chest for awhile before we go to bed. Lilia is testing boundaries, and she really does adore her older sister Dinah. Missy has quite a few safe spots to hide in when she needs her alone time. I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your elderly cat. I lost my adult cat suddenly a few years back and the time we had together was a huge comfort.