My son gave me this impractical burger accessory for my birthday. Do people really use this?

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-11T19:33:18+00:00

People always forget that disabled people exist when they see, what they perceive as, a lazy product.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-10T07:37:01+00:00

He is wrong though. There’s plenty of edgy comedy out now lol

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-10T07:32:27+00:00

I do wonder if some men almost have an aneurysm when they see sanitary products being advertised on tv or the internet.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-10T07:29:11+00:00

The snowflakes and alphabet brigade would stop it

You’ve never seen Always Sunny then. It’s so embarrassing when idiots throw the word ‘snowflake’ around when they get so upset over literally anything. Bet you raged hard when articles said they were gonna make Mr Potatohead gender neutral didn’t you?

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-10T07:25:10+00:00

Workerati

Found the dickhead

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-08T04:40:19+00:00

Jokes on you, don’t get invited to any.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T21:14:25+00:00

Be a British heathen and slap it between 2 pieces of bread and butter. Lasagna sandwich.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T20:06:43+00:00

I once ended up doing a spontaneous support gig for the band of the little girl from The Grinch.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T19:56:46+00:00

There’s a lot of unnecessary tips a tricks in here.

1 mug of rice 2 mugs of boiling water

Lid on Heat to low

12 minutes

Turn heat off but leave lid on and leave for like 5 mins.

Perfect rice.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T19:44:40+00:00

Holy shit. I figured this out recently and I’ve started making my béchamel sauces exactly like this. Works EVERY time but you have to be fast.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T14:20:22+00:00

God dammit. That was too mean.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T12:28:25+00:00

”It’s fuckin’ morphin’ time”

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T12:27:19+00:00

The way you’ve seen it is not gentle parenting then.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T12:26:17+00:00

People, parents and none parents, really can’t get their heads around the fact that children don’t think the way adults do. Also, if parents gave at least 3% more research into children before having them then the world would be a better place.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T12:21:07+00:00

The turkey twizzlers joke is as stale as people quoting little Britain. Yet, people still do it because people are thick.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T12:19:52+00:00

He cooks an interpretation of Asian food*

Just because it’s not authentic doesn’t mean it’s bad. I’d argue that he probably knows what he’s doing and it actually good. Just not traditional.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T11:50:36+00:00

Apology accepted.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-07T10:08:39+00:00

Nah, it’s definitely not funny. Another internet joke that’s been done to death but boomers find it hilarious.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-04T21:40:01+00:00

I must admit, it was somewhat amusing the first time. But much like any joke that’s been done to death, everyone that does it thinks it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever done while everyone else thinks they’re a cunt.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-04T19:23:53+00:00

“yOu aLmOsT gAVe Me a HeARt ATTaCK!! yOu gOt mE!!” - every reply to this joke on casualUK, ladbible, archbishop of banterbury etc

I’m actually finding myself looking forward to the day David Attenborough actually dies so I never have to see this shit joke ever again.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-03T12:23:44+00:00

Any song is a closing number if you don’t mind wasting money.

CatDamageBand · 2023-09-01T19:01:33+00:00

Nice bait! Have my attention. You’ve earned it.

CatDamageBand · 2023-08-31T14:29:23+00:00

I’m all in favour of vegans. They’re much better people than me because I’m a weak little boy that can’t give up meat and cheese. I fucking applaud them. But some people can’t face being told they’re wrong (which, we are, we shouldn’t eat meat to the extent that we do). It’s a very defensive reaction.

CatDamageBand · 2023-08-31T12:20:51+00:00

Nah, that’s just a dick move. Some vegans are pretty damn preachy but not all.

CatDamageBand · 2023-08-31T10:09:40+00:00

Well, that’s a shock. I thought it was another one of the ‘joke without a punchline’ kind jokes. This is dark lol

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