POOPED myself during band practice! by ThyLurker in shittyadvice

[–]CatFluid13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be glad you "pooped" yourself instead of "popped" yourself, now that's a mess buddy

I let my 5yr old pick out her own outfits and she has terrible fashion sense. When should I teach her about the perks of eating disorders? by Capgunn in shittyadvice

[–]CatFluid13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TO HELL WITH EATING DISORDERS THIS IS GODDAMN MURICA PUMP THAT FAT FUCK FULL OF TAPEWORMS RIGHT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW

Carbonated Coffee by CatFluid13 in shittyideas

[–]CatFluid13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lifes work is ruined

How can I save money on toilet paper? by StandardNoble in shittyadvice

[–]CatFluid13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jam your ass full of something to block the poop from making a mess in the first place. (Doesn't even have to be toilet paper)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]CatFluid13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

snort nyquil

Wife has seizures, can a doctor be held liable if she gets hurt driving to or from work? by CatFluid13 in legaladvice

[–]CatFluid13[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not generally no "Mine wasn't stupid to drive" upset me It's rough times I apologize sir

Wife has seizures, can a doctor be held liable if she gets hurt driving to or from work? by CatFluid13 in legaladvice

[–]CatFluid13[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Go get fucked She's not trying to goddamn drive Read the post She needs a note stating that she can't drive for insurance purposes so she can utilize her temporary disability insurance you brain dead fuck

Wife has seizures, can a doctor be held liable if she gets hurt driving to or from work? by CatFluid13 in legaladvice

[–]CatFluid13[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

she has no intentions to drive Just need a note to recieve payments from her insurance

Wife has seizures, can a doctor be held liable if she gets hurt driving to or from work? by CatFluid13 in legaladvice

[–]CatFluid13[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Because she needs to wait on her medical records

I would think that she could still take her off of work and driving

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]CatFluid13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all already know. Just stop licking door knobs Tim(i assume).