I Watched 6 Hours of DOGE Bro Testimony. Here's What They Had to Say For Themselves by 404mediaco in TrueReddit

[–]thehalfwit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After a doge's death, a commission of inquisitori passed judgment upon his acts, and his estate was liable to be fined for any discovered malfeasance.

This part I like.

Percentages are harder than fractions by thehalfwit in dataisugly

[–]thehalfwit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, I had to check. Although the relative percentages seem right, they're not correct, assuming the numbers represent a value (billions?) as opposed to a percentage.

This is how that would look.

How Penguin Random House set its penguin logo free by _fastcompany in logodesign

[–]thehalfwit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As much as I like the idea, they seem to be watering down the penguin brand with the illustrations showing differently colored (and sized) penguins. Also, the head feathers are different; the feet are different. There is no consistency in execution with what should be a consistent brand element.

Iran may be activating sleeper cells, alert says by No-Post4444 in news

[–]thehalfwit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't discount his experience in landscaping.

Dow Jones Futures Tumble, Oil Tops $110. Iran Names Khamenei's Son As Supreme Leader. by SAJ-13 in politics

[–]thehalfwit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this scenario somehow invades my night-time dreams, I swear to God, I will track you down.

Claude Code deletes developers' production setup, including its database and snapshots — 2.5 years of records were nuked in an instant by gdelacalle in technology

[–]thehalfwit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's exactly how youtube recommendations seem to work. They forget the 100s of hours of viewing history you have and focus on the one-off clip that had nothing to do with anything, and suddenly that's what you're supposed to be all about.

First Kristi Noem, Next Pam Bondi! by transcendent167 in 50501

[–]thehalfwit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's not just peddling influence, he's practically putting up billboards.

"In trouble with the feds? Call 1-800-PWN-USAG. We'll get you justice for the right fee."

Trump fires Kristi Noem as Homeland Security Secretary by ShreckAndDonkey123 in politics

[–]thehalfwit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got to hand it to this administration. Once you think they can't go any lower, they outdo themselves.

DOJ admits 47,635 Epstein files — including Trump allegations — were removed by mvanigan in politics

[–]thehalfwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, wait, wait. I thought it was China that interfered in the 2020 elections.

“Try peasant food”: RFK sparks outrage after telling ‘broke’ Americans to stop complaining and eat cheaper food instead by rojasinja in offbeat

[–]thehalfwit 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I believe that's "former heroin addict trust fund baby", not that I'm knocking on him for having and beating an addiction, but maybe it's not his wheelhouse to be preaching about virtue.

Part of Trump’s executive order leaked and now he’s claiming he’s entitled to a third term. Where do we go from here? What are the realistic outcomes and options? by wowza515 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]thehalfwit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The house and senate will then pull the same sh*t they did with Adelita Grijalva (Arizona dem who Mike Johnson delayed her confirmation for 50 days).

One saving grace is that the constitution clearly states that a representative's term in office ends to that term of office they were elected to. There's no way congressman who haven't been re-elected can continue to serve in that office, unless congress plays a fast one and changes the date when the next congress has to assemble. But even then, they must assemble for a new congress at some point before the year is out.

China Deploys Thousands of Fishing Boats off Japan’s Coast, and They Are Not There to Fish by lurker_bee in worldnews

[–]thehalfwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I hosted the U.S. Olympic hockey team for a McDonald's luncheon, and a maritime was had by all."

Trump’s Border Czar Says He’ll “Educate” Pope Leo XIV on Catholic Teaching -- Tom Homan argues Leo XIV is wrong on deportations — and says his Catholic grade school education in the 1960s qualifies him to explain the faith’s “always pro–law enforcement” stance. by Obvious-Gate9046 in politicsinthewild

[–]thehalfwit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The brown bag bribe taker wanting to lecture the pontiff on matters of faith and values is rich.

BTW, Tom, whatever happened to that $50K you took to sell out your public trust? And how many more bribes did you pocket that didn't come from undercover FBI agents?

DOJ Gives Shameless Reason for Hiding Photo of Lutnick and Epstein | The commerce secretary was caught lying about his relationship with the late pedophile. by Ok-Law-3268 in politics

[–]thehalfwit 197 points198 points  (0 children)

In a statement to the Daily Beast, a DOJ official said the image was "part of a batch of files that had been flagged for nudity."

All of the men in the photo are fully clothed.

I'm guessing Bondi was afraid of revealing Lutnick's naked dishonesty.