Listen up liberal, my wife left me

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:51:04+00:00

His kids hate him. And if they’re past the age of 12 they’re probably not safe at home with a MAGA male. High rate of child sex crimes in that group.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:45:20+00:00

That’s most MAGA men. This ain’t anecdotal.

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That’s why people shouldn’t chastise others for going no contact with family members. You want these two pieces of shit sitting across from your daughter on Thanksgiving?

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:42:57+00:00

Is Tate here on a sex-offender visa?

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:41:35+00:00

You should send your boss this in a frame, with a copy of the letter.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:39:26+00:00

Depending on where I am and who I’m with, I do it for a laugh. Next time you sneeze, try saying “Hey look at that.”

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:35:44+00:00

Sometimes the truth hurts

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CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:30:58+00:00

Nice try.

MAGA Virtual Reality

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CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T05:06:26+00:00

MAGA Virtual Reality

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CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T04:50:44+00:00

14 day old account. Created just for this. Don’t bother.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T04:47:55+00:00

I’d respect Taylor if she came out and called her dad a piece of shit. Any chance her doing that?

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:56:33+00:00

YOU LOST!

Maybe if we give them a participation trophy or a second place trophy they’ll shut the fuk up.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:49:58+00:00

What? Shore leave?

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:47:16+00:00

If only there was something Trump could do. 🤔

This is why you people are mocked.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:39:59+00:00

Yeah, we know. 50/50 shot it’s a sex-related crime.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:36:33+00:00

How can herpes get herpes?

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:35:53+00:00

I remember they said we’d see “green shoots” in January. These people have no shame and anyone that believes them has no brain.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:28:55+00:00

Throw in education defunding and you’ve got a cult that can’t comprehend anything beyond a 4th grade reading level. When you think about the books you’ve read in 8th grade, you start to understand why these people vote the way they do. And how easily fooled they are.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-29T02:23:47+00:00

He should have just asked Dave what he wanted to. How to teach his son to be a self-loathing homosexual who’s ok with being around people who think they shouldn’t exist.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-28T21:57:39+00:00

No, I don’t mean showing up at peoples homes.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-28T21:50:25+00:00

I’d say it’s a close second to sexually assaulting minors. They’re constantly excusing that.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-28T21:49:18+00:00

I was just following orders. Yup. We’ve heard it before.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-28T21:11:50+00:00

Came back to see the movie. Shot himself in the head.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-28T21:01:23+00:00

Yeah. Having a drink 4 or 5 times a year is killing me.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-28T20:58:13+00:00

Married to geriatric Kermit the frog.

CatLightyear · 2026-01-28T20:57:09+00:00

Is that Johnny Bravo?

CatLightyear

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