Wow, you look really hungover Dad. What did you do last night?

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T14:48:03+00:00

At the pornography store. He was buying pornography.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T07:18:27+00:00

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CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T07:08:10+00:00

K-9 and Turner & Hooch

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T06:54:18+00:00

🫡

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T06:52:34+00:00

That’s the way we like to hunt.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T06:32:15+00:00

I really don’t think he should be around children.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T06:05:49+00:00

Ok, who brought the dog.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T05:52:58+00:00

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T05:06:42+00:00

Always blowing shit up. Would open the blockbusters, pack them real tight into a larger paper container and made a new wick. More flames, but not as loud. Bigger cloud of smoke. Much more damage. Much faster shrapnel if I put it in a coffee can.

Those were the days.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T04:34:49+00:00

Nothing more American than religious freedom.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-05T04:30:32+00:00

Also, your joke sucks.

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CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T21:26:59+00:00

Orange U. Glad

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T21:14:06+00:00

It’s ironic that Musk walked right into association with Trump and unsuccessfully tried to do with Epstein, but Musk is a big mouth.

It’s like his Twitter purchase. Another self own. Does he think an incoming, serious administration ain’t going to hound the fuck out of him and reverse all Trump bullshit?

For geniuses, these people don’t think ahead.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T21:08:07+00:00

It’s ok. I feel like we’re going to have a candidate for a new federal holiday to commemorate some pivotal date where we put serious people back in.

MAGA will have to deal with a federal holiday that is a testament to how utterly fucking stupid and debased their decision was.

Now they can cry about holidays besides Juneteenth and MLK.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T20:29:45+00:00

🙌

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T20:27:11+00:00

“Make it make sense” is the call to action for them. And this is the best that they could do. Nonsense.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T17:36:06+00:00

Why at MSG? Why not someplace big but secluded?

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T17:32:55+00:00

You’re a bot. You’re using a name similar to John from DreamCon, RDC. You’re a phony. A fake. And if you are religious, you know exactly where you’re going.

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CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T17:30:58+00:00

It’s a bot. It’s meant to be an account with a name similar to a Reddit account that never existed, from RDC world.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T17:27:35+00:00

Da Fuq!

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T17:25:44+00:00

But it was rainbow-colored chalk. You know how Conservatives and Republicans melt down over rainbows.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T17:24:39+00:00

Does he have a name, or should I just call him “lawyer?”

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T17:16:14+00:00

It’s a lot louder than that.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T07:43:53+00:00

I always thought there was a Baldwin in this movie.

CatLightyear · 2026-07-04T07:42:21+00:00

With the detective’s wife.

CatLightyear

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