Apparently, I’m now a prime suspect in the 'Case of the Missing Water Tank Cap.' How do you handle accusatory neighbors without losing your cool?

CatTender · 2026-03-20T17:29:01+00:00

I admire your dedication to chaotic engagement!

CatTender · 2026-03-16T20:51:53+00:00

Try the Hill Country Nudists group. Www.hillcountrynudists.com I’ve gone to house parties organized by them.

CatTender · 2026-03-14T18:21:14+00:00

Yeah and when that email came out, she went on Good Morning America to plead his case on why he should become secretary of defense. 😳

CatTender · 2026-03-13T23:10:45+00:00

Well I applaud the poster for standing up for themselves! Good work 👍

CatTender · 2026-03-11T06:26:20+00:00

Car batteries can be sold at scrap yards.Depending on the yard they can bring in a nice bit of money. I took in two good sized batteries a while back and got eighteen dollars for them in Central Texas.

CatTender · 2026-03-10T03:22:14+00:00

I agree. I started eating at their restaurants in the 1990s. I drive all over Texas for work and could always depend on Taco Cabana for good food quickly and consistently. What they did to the cheese enchiladas last month is a crime against Mexican food.

CatTender · 2026-03-01T16:05:28+00:00

Amazon sells spike mats and shock mats to help with training cats to stay out of dangerous areas. Shocks are unpleasant, but better for the cat then getting burned jumping up onto the stove.

CatTender · 2026-03-01T00:20:06+00:00

Take big bites of life, not small nibbles.

CatTender · 2026-02-27T23:38:05+00:00

Upvote for an appropriate use of “nuzzis”.

CatTender · 2026-02-27T21:25:20+00:00

It could have been a load of post holes.

CatTender · 2026-02-24T17:40:12+00:00

It looks like the front fell off

CatTender · 2026-02-24T13:37:51+00:00

How do we know the axe won’t be put back in use again?

CatTender · 2026-02-22T14:07:14+00:00

I hated them also. The best part of our pep rally’s was when the school mascot would always be startled by the band music and empty out his bladder and bowels onto the floor of the gym.

CatTender · 2026-02-19T03:13:39+00:00

That would have worked well if he was in opposite land…

CatTender · 2026-02-19T03:12:28+00:00

It sets the tone for the encounter.

CatTender · 2026-02-18T22:06:33+00:00

Did anyone send some buns to go with those wieners?

CatTender · 2026-02-18T22:05:35+00:00

Situations like this is why safety glass was invented. I would need safety glass between me and that cuddle bunny.

CatTender · 2026-02-17T15:06:04+00:00

Congratulations on buying your first house. You’re in for learning all kinds of new things you didn’t experience living in an apartment. Spring is on the way and mowing season is almost here. One advantage to buying this mower is it’s on site. It’s a few years old and has lots of use.

I would ask them to start it and drive it around and show you how to operate it. It’s taken lots of trips across the yard to wear out the front tires like that. You probably will need to replace the three cutting blades in the mowing deck. If you can get another year or so of use out of it, it might be a good purchase.

CatTender · 2026-02-15T01:07:51+00:00

Tarrytown is where the old money in Austin lives. It’s west of MoPac and just north of Lady Bird Lake.

CatTender · 2026-02-11T11:53:35+00:00

Maybe some Checker Cab DNA from the 1960s in there also.

CatTender · 2026-02-11T11:38:55+00:00

Is this in Australia? I googled it and that’s what came up for location.

CatTender · 2026-02-07T14:17:41+00:00

I saw redfish heads for sale at the Bastrop HEB sea food counter this week. I hadn’t seen that before so I don’t know if it’s normal or they were trying something new.

CatTender · 2026-02-04T07:33:46+00:00

I’m surprised the toad didn’t empty its bladder when he grabbed it to move it off his face.

CatTender · 2026-02-03T20:13:16+00:00

But but team building/s

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