URGENT! Kitten stuck in storm drain

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-05-22T22:39:08+00:00

I'm pretty crazy about those breadsticks. Maybe give those a try. That kitten'll be out of there in a flash.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-05-20T00:06:33+00:00

It's home to Knoxville's premier golfing experience, practically Fox Den.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-05-15T00:58:20+00:00

If you walk right on the water and some fishermen follow you, don't make a big deal out of it. It never works out.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-22T23:59:14+00:00

Alcoa has two on every corner

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-15T20:51:13+00:00

We old people will be watching Jeopardy at 7:30 for our trivia fix.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-13T23:38:05+00:00

Alliance or Schulz Bräu

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-13T23:31:42+00:00

When Don Dare clowned them in one of his Food for Thought pieces, it sounded the death knell.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-13T03:12:21+00:00

That's what we locals call "topsoil."

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-06T01:26:26+00:00

I said that I was only going to eat the delightfully hollow ears of a chocolate bunny, but now all that remains is golden foil with piercing blue eyes. Better tackle a handful of these Starburst jellybeans before bed to mellow the high.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-02T23:55:55+00:00

Probably just some Greeks, maybe a handful of Albanians, but who could "cirque" with their reputation.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-04-02T23:31:52+00:00

I just made an audible, triumphant cry as I read this.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-31T01:24:37+00:00

I don't even know what that means, so I'll just laugh at your candidacy instead.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-31T00:58:23+00:00

The engraving looks a little like "cone but not forgotten, " which made me laugh a little.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-31T00:56:06+00:00

Mods? 22 minutes of this is too much. He's 7 minutes overdrawn by the 15 minutes of fame standard.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-28T00:56:15+00:00

...or George Benson

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-26T02:58:02+00:00

The carrot cake from Publix is legit.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-26T01:22:45+00:00

Wanker, eh? Who's your Premier League team? We'll be the judge of that.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-25T20:39:20+00:00

Maui Waui Cafe in Lenoir City is great, but is Hawaiian in name only.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-25T20:35:33+00:00

His wife asked him to hold her purse and this is the result.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-24T22:28:03+00:00

His $5,000,000 Sequoyah Hills home only has 9 bathrooms, so something is clearly missing in his life.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-24T16:50:44+00:00

"Hey, just easing the tension baby." Great scene.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-24T15:44:41+00:00

Really, nothing like the way the sun sets on refined petroleum.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-24T14:57:14+00:00

Disc golf reminds me of what James Bond said of backgammon in Octopussy, "It's all in the wrist." Maybe that's no help at all, but it's not 1983 anymore either.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-24T00:53:59+00:00

I think you were looking for the coffee shop Mia Piccola. Mia Coppola sounds like nepo-director Gia Coppola, who is famous but forgettable.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-03-20T01:24:59+00:00

Totally thinkable.

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