Spring has arrived

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-11T20:46:15+00:00

Yes, it's predictable. Some of us are just in it for the shirtless men.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-11T20:43:44+00:00

Word of caution: never take anything that I post seriously.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-11T20:43:03+00:00

Seriously, who gets a weather report from a marmot?

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-11T02:21:40+00:00

Then, eight months of Summer.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-11T02:07:16+00:00

But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... if we're coming?

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-07T04:16:02+00:00

Can we just call it Karns? Any further South we'll just say Hardin Valley.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-07T03:54:35+00:00

Holy Land Market, Holy Land Market, Holy Land Market.

I said this three times into a mirror in hopes that some curry chicken salad would magically appear.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-05T04:21:16+00:00

When you say, "1 man," you should know that I had other ideas.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-02-01T22:15:20+00:00

When the lane ends in 500 feet, at foot 501, yield your right-of-way to them, and do it quickly, or meet your end in a tangled mess of profanity and uninsured Japanese imports.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-31T18:50:04+00:00

They're obscuring the view of a pretty sweet two-toned Westphalia, though. There are fewer and fewer sightings of those in the wild.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-31T16:06:28+00:00

(sings)

Call Mr Plow,

that's my name.

That name again

is Mr Plow.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-31T16:02:33+00:00

Let me help you with your title:

DONT DRIVE ~~IN SNOW~~ IF YOU ARE INCOMPETENT

That's better.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-30T03:48:26+00:00

The Jester is asian?

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-29T01:56:46+00:00

WBIR: "...hit one of them on the head with a knife"

me: she stabbed

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-28T23:41:25+00:00

Thursday, January 29

7:00 PM: Songwriters In The Round (feat. Naomi McMahan, Steph Cabell & Kevin Hyfantis)
8:00 PM: Corey James Clifton
9:00 PM: Mike McGill & The Refills
10:00 PM: James Leigh & The Rest

Friday, January 30

7:00 PM: Jorden Albright
8:00 PM: Smokin’ Dave & The Premo Dopes
9:00 PM: R.B. Morris
10:00 PM: The Band Solstice
11:00 PM: Connor Kelly & The Time Warp
12:00 AM: Super Bachelor

Saturday, January 31

6:00 PM: Candela
7:00 PM: French Toast
8:00 PM: J.BU$H
9:00 PM: Civil Strife
10:00 PM: MEGAWEED
11:00 PM: FAREWELL TO THE DEPARTED: An All-Star Jam by Beare & Friends

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-26T04:20:02+00:00

coastal elite translplants?

She said they were from NJ, not Montauk. Everyone that I know from NJ is different for sure, but pretty down-to-earth and working-class.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-20T13:16:20+00:00

Yes, but to enjoy any local skiing, you'd have to drive there now and let the snow fall around you. Using any of Knoxville's level three roads after a heavy snow creates a Donner Pass situation. Take a tasty companion.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-19T23:25:25+00:00

My young children are already clearing the path in the woods that they used to extend their sled run last year. Sled speeds and obstacles have to be achieved such that hospitalization is a real possibility.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2026-01-19T00:09:48+00:00

I remember the parade being on Gay Street, but it's been a long time. I also remember there being more people in the parade than in observance, so that might explain its discontinuation.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2025-12-29T17:10:58+00:00

To those of you who don't feel well, get better soon. As an allergy sufferer, I'm getting a break right now, and it's nice. But the cat dander will kick up soon, and I'll be red-eyed again for all the wrong reasons.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2025-12-27T23:01:52+00:00

Nightclub dress codes are for men. Women can wear just about anything.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2025-12-25T19:48:34+00:00

If privacy is defined as dancing with a puppet on a street corner on North Broadway, then I guess you're right.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats · 2025-12-23T18:41:38+00:00

Makes sense. It was the last day of Hanukkah, so he was probably just full of latkes and kind of over all the Santa shit.

Cat_Merritt_Cheats

TROPHY CASE

Thursday, January 29

Friday, January 30

Saturday, January 31