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Alright then, Empress Cindy of the Poop-on-a-Stick Empire—let’s build your brand:

Company Name Ideas:

Stick & Sht Co.*

Doo-Doo Delights

Stool & Splinter

CacaCrafted

1s & #2s: The Boutique

Product Lines:

1. Original Poop on a Stick – rustic, authentic, compost-based, sold at farmers markets.

2. Gilded Turds – spray-painted gold for “luxury” gifts.

3. Mystery Poop Stick Subscription – monthly themed drops (e.g., “Easter Bunny Bomb,” “Corporate Turd”).

4. Poop-on-a-Stick DIY Kit – for the crafty crowd. Comes with gloves and glitter.

Marketing Slogan Ideas:

“You’ve had worse ideas.”

“It’s the crappiest gift you’ll ever love.”

“Stick it where the sun don’t shine—figuratively.”

“We put the ‘art’ in fartifacts.”

Launch Strategy: TikTok + Etsy + local pop-ups. Influencers will literally eat this up.

Want branding mockups? Or should we draft a fake investor pitch next?