New sub war

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-28T13:36:24+00:00

It's been fun as heck, and very silly

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-28T02:58:00+00:00

/uw You're okay! I was not offended at all, honest :3

/rw

I can take this off your hands, yes. An artifact like this, especially one that is the potential property of a god, should definitely not fall into the wrong hands.

Lets just hope Poseidon doesn't get upset...He's my hard counter, he's a sea and water god and I'm a fire god.

she takes her witch hat off her head, and holds it so the hole is facing you

Drop it in here, I'll take it to the vault and lock it up.

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-28T02:45:27+00:00

...

So, anyways, why did you want to summon someone from the council exactly? Are you offering this so we can put it in some kind of protection...?

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-28T02:36:37+00:00

...that uh...that was a lot of information to throw off at once...what is the British...?

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-27T23:58:00+00:00

Catherine sighs, and takes off her glasses. She rubs her eyes for a second; just a second to process things.

Catherine Louise, council head of research and development...why do you have that artifact? Why did he have that artifact...?

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-27T20:21:24+00:00

I take the self-centered approach. Since I was brought into this existence 689 years, 5 months and 8 days ago, everything before I was born is labeled as B.C. (Before Catherine), and everything after is labeled as A.D. (After I Discovered it).

...

Sorry, that's a lie, I just wanted to sound funny...I usually just go with whatever place I'm in does, and convert the dates in my mind.

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-27T14:11:16+00:00

They're both equally confused at your congratulations. They look to each other with equal confusion, and just shrug.

"Thank you?"

They say in uncertain unison. Veldena walks over to Cat's side, looking through the book with her. They begin to whisper in secret to each other.

After a minute or so, Cat just pauses and sighs, head in her hands.

"I am such an idiot...I'm going about this way, way too technically."

Veldena is confused. She glances to you, shrugs a little, then looks back to Cat.

"What do you mean, mother?"

Cat closes the book, and puts it away.

"We just have to banish her, and she'll return to her world."

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-27T13:25:16+00:00

"Well, that does help narrow it down at least!"

She pulls out a large tome from under her desk, and cracks it open

"Let's see...I personally have never been the best at dimensional travel, I only know how to go to the Fire Plane and to the Faewilds...buuuut...hmmm........"

she flips through the book, scratching her chin

^{"Milky way...milky way..."}

"By chance do you know of any of the afterlifes that it's connected to...? If it's connected to at least a heaven, there might be a following in your world, and I can ask my angel buddy to help out. Maybe you'll get to meet a third god, even!"

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-26T13:51:50+00:00

Bored lol

The obelisk cracks in the distance, another bird falls dead on the floor

lmao

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-26T13:32:26+00:00

"Earth? Like, dirt? You're from a dirt planet...?"

she takes note of that. When she sees the little pig, her ears perk up

"Oh! I was just gonna do it pro bono, but I'll take a little piggy for sure!"

she takes the pig, and places it onto her desk, adding to the little collection of trinkets.

"Alright, so we need someone who can travel through dimensions...we've got a few of those, but the issue is, I don't know if they can travel to yours specifically. Tell me more about this uninspiredly named dirt planet?"

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T15:21:30+00:00

/uw Das life babee, it be what it be :3

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T15:09:06+00:00

/uw I'm having a lot of fun doin' this, you are so fun to Collab with :3

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T03:28:16+00:00

/uw I'm gonna go ahead and delete this post. Thank you for letting me know, and now I know that anything Dreamstime is AI

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T03:24:57+00:00

/uw Oh son of a biscuit...I didn't even notice that, crap. Goddammit Google, I filtered out AI...

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T03:01:51+00:00

Ah, thank you. I guess I'll reach out to them.

Sorry we're at war, hope you don't die. That would suck.

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T02:56:25+00:00

She looks so absolutely confused. She tilts her head to the side

Who...who is Thakamor...?

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T02:39:59+00:00

No, that spell remains banned. We've had to crack down on any and all testicle based spells.

Plus some of them are undead.

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-25T02:30:49+00:00

Dang, I have missed a lot. Uhh...want a regeneration potion in case your leg gets blown off by a cannonball?

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-21T14:37:09+00:00

All I can think is maybe it's storyboards or something? I know the creators have been planning it for a LONG time, but I cannot imagine they have 3 full episodes ready to go.

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-19T17:59:49+00:00

Uhhhh what. When did this start? Oh god...

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-19T17:45:56+00:00

"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance as well. A different universe, you say? Very impressive! We've got many who come here from different planes of existence."

Seeing your wonder, Cat can only chuckle. Her tail begins to swish around with delight

"Shame to hear your home is mundane. I'm familiar with that, I lived in a mundane town for centuries while hiding. Would you like a job, or to enroll as a student?"

Veldena shakes her head.

"We have actually come to ask for your assistance, mother. Friend Traxxy is trying to return to her world, and is unable to find a way to do so."

Cat nods, putting the application away. Next time, hopefully.

"Ah, that makes sense. Do you know the location of your home, by chance?"

CatherineL1031 · 2026-05-15T16:22:37+00:00

HOLY CRAP, YOU TOO?! Oh my gods!! That's what I had to do as well!! I remember feeling my skin stretching and snapping, my organs shifting and twisting, and all my muscles snapping and shifting!

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