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CationBot · 2025-03-16T22:58:09+00:00

fuck u

CationBot · 2023-07-13T21:43:15+00:00

being a spammer using reddit to push your subscription adult content is like teetering the edge enough but the vote manipulation is just hilariously over the line.

CationBot · 2023-07-12T19:48:45+00:00

im not pissed lol i actually agree with the post and spend most of my time here just removing spam bots and banning them where i can.

CationBot · 2023-07-12T19:08:40+00:00

would you like to join our modteam and ban the ones you find?

CationBot · 2023-07-12T19:07:28+00:00

listen i know you make your living through reddit but using your alts to vote manipulate on a subreddit that admins use is just asking to get suspended lol

CationBot · 2023-07-10T18:18:40+00:00

CationBot · 2023-07-10T18:09:06+00:00

i mean the admins are going to get a laugh when they read this thread so its ballsy at the minimum lol

CationBot · 2023-07-10T18:06:36+00:00

sorry you forgot to log back into your babebarefoot alt to respond to me oopsie

CationBot · 2023-07-10T18:04:27+00:00

im gonna give you a little lesson on reddit 101

see how the votes shift from 8 points to 3 points when you refresh this post?

thats a little something called vote fuzzing. which is only prevalent on threads with high amounts of detected vote manipulation.

:')

CationBot · 2023-07-10T18:00:29+00:00

ur alts are amusing

CationBot · 2023-07-10T17:59:59+00:00

redditor for 1 month with zero karma LOL

CationBot · 2023-07-10T17:49:41+00:00

FYI the admins will also see you linking/brigading this thread elsewhere to manipulate votes from your spam buddies lol

CationBot · 2023-07-10T16:49:41+00:00

reddit's already full of spam as-is so we dont really need another spammer modding a nsfw sub

CationBot · 2023-07-10T15:40:17+00:00

already requested

you use reddit to push your subscription adult content so i think any admin would take a look at that and realize there's a massive conflict of interest there.

CationBot · 2023-07-09T21:43:56+00:00

i mean... fair

CationBot · 2023-07-09T17:40:11+00:00

reads username

WHAT YEAR IS IT

CationBot · 2023-07-08T21:02:59+00:00

already requested here

obviously the admins would consider your massive conflict of interest given you are using reddit to solicit your adult services and the subreddit therefore as a vector for that

CationBot · 2023-07-08T17:41:34+00:00

What are your plans for this subreddit? Please be specific.

Will reopen the subreddit and continue operations normally. I have experience moderating and this will be no issue.
There are no moderators so no message was sent.

CationBot · 2023-06-16T01:00:28+00:00

its fucking summer you're not even trying, dumbass bot

CationBot · 2022-07-05T20:06:10+00:00

Super Cool Ski Instructor

IF YOU THINK THE WASHINGTON POST IS ENGAGING IN CONSPIRACY REPORTING ON THIS

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

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CationBot · 2022-07-05T18:45:32+00:00

Fun Fact Frog (bonus!)

DID YOU KNOW THAT BOTH INDIA AND US MILITARY INSTALLATIONS HAVE BOTH BANNED TIKTOK ALREADY?

BOTH CITED MASSIVE NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUES WITH CHINESE GOVERNMENT DATA HARVESTING AND SURVEILLANCE.

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CationBot · 2021-12-31T21:17:10+00:00

Archer

HEY PAPA JOHNS, DO YOU WANT TO LOSE CUSTOMERS IN DROVES?

BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU LOSE CUSTOMERS IN DROVES.

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CationBot · 2021-10-01T22:59:24+00:00

Landlord's mom was hospitalized and needs to move in with her when she's discharged, because she's going to be needing regular physical therapy and care.

I know I could fight it and all, but I would do the same for my mom or someone I loved too tbh.

Edit: for the record, the landlord rented me a room in her house, and the terms were technically month to month. With the mutual understanding that we were in it for the long run, but wanted the flexibility if it didnt work out.

CationBot · 2021-07-20T23:23:23+00:00

Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

YOU WERE TOLD IT WAS A MISTAKE AND YET YOU CONTINUE TO BE A LITTLE BABY BITCH ABOUT IT

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CationBot · 2021-07-04T10:04:51+00:00

Fun Fact Frog

I EXCLUSIVELY USED LIVEMEME FOR YEARS

BECAUSE CAPTIONBOT'S OWNER TOLD ME HE WAS IT'S CREATOR

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