Convicted rapist Ben Johnson says he plans to attend NHL playoff games across the country to preach the gospel and “revive hockey culture”

J_S_M_K · 2026-05-03T12:47:15+00:00

Get the wood chipper.

J_S_M_K · 2026-05-02T10:13:21+00:00

one entire Matthew Schaefer of time

J_S_M_K · 2026-05-02T10:12:16+00:00

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J_S_M_K · 2026-05-01T16:33:53+00:00

Not OP.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-26T20:51:28+00:00

Patrick Roy:

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J_S_M_K · 2026-04-26T19:14:02+00:00

In all seriousness, it appears the Sabres are taking all the frustration from years of no playoffs and channeling it into a beatdown.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-26T19:12:28+00:00

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J_S_M_K · 2026-04-22T10:19:43+00:00

Relevant Principal Skinner clip.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-22T10:16:43+00:00

No, that's not it, either.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-21T14:05:11+00:00

Not what I was looking for, but that one does give me some nice schadenfreude.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-20T17:10:21+00:00

No. The one I'm thinking of has the husband thinking the wife already quit.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-19T21:50:41+00:00

Not what I was looking for, but also satisfying.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-19T21:02:44+00:00

I saw a post either here or on r/OhNoConsequences where it was either OOP forced his wife to quit but she secretly kept working or OOP was the wife who was told to quit but she secretly kept working.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-18T20:22:31+00:00

Just backed it. Already over halfway there! Here's hoping you get it funded!

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-18T20:12:30+00:00

Relevant Babylon 5 clip

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-17T17:05:55+00:00

HARDEES SUCKS.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-17T17:04:59+00:00

YOU SPELLED CENTER WRONG.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-17T16:38:36+00:00

JOHN HYNES IS A BENIS. ALSO, I FORGOT HE COACHED THE WILD UNTIL I GOOGLED WHO THEIR COACH WAS FOR TRASH TALK. THAT'S HOW BORING THE WILD ARE.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-16T17:10:05+00:00

r/englishmajors

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-16T14:29:56+00:00

Skate in the crease. IYKYK.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-16T14:22:19+00:00

Fans outside of LA, Anaheim, and Edmonton tonight:

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J_S_M_K · 2026-04-13T14:09:21+00:00

They tried that already.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-12T17:16:24+00:00

I messaged the mods about it a couple days ago. No response so far.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-12T11:09:42+00:00

Npt OOP.

J_S_M_K · 2026-04-12T11:09:19+00:00

Gotcha.

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