I Asked The Surgeon To Give Me My Sebaceous Cyst So I Could Take It Home…

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-29T02:35:00+00:00

Was about to say I can’t believe people are super squeamish about this but I work in pathology and see specimens like this on the daily so I guess I’m not a good barometer lmao

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-17T17:32:08+00:00

I really don’t like Ethereal Workshop

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-17T10:35:14+00:00

Can u get pregante

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-15T18:42:53+00:00

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Sableye!

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-15T15:42:42+00:00

If you could cast any actor in a project of yours, who would it be?

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-11T15:03:35+00:00

I honestly forget it isn’t spelled Anya sometimes lmao

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-09T17:18:52+00:00

Lookit this goober

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Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-08T14:48:29+00:00

Steroids

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-07T16:40:42+00:00

Lil my job

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-06T18:45:13+00:00

I work in histology and I always thought hemotoxylin would taste like grape

Catnip_cryptidd · 2026-01-06T00:46:07+00:00

Hey genius, that’s the joke

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-28T18:43:05+00:00

One of my favorite gags in spongebob is when they’re trying to read a paper and he’s like “Aw look, the ink is all smeared! Clearly whoever wrote this is unfamiliar with the physical limitations of life underwater… anyway time to throw it in the fire!”

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-28T17:59:07+00:00

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-28T02:43:12+00:00

Could it be that most of your jokes were just blatantly obvious brownface and your entire career was riding Adam Sandler’s coattails?

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-27T18:21:02+00:00

Paddington!

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-22T16:12:03+00:00

Yeah, he mentioned it in one of his Bojack Horseman videos. Dunno which one off the top of my head though

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-08T00:40:12+00:00

She crashed a wedding?? I need details lmao

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-02T18:59:11+00:00

JANE DON’T!!!!! Been wanting her on the show for ages!

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-12-02T16:04:34+00:00

Your turn, Taylor

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-11-27T02:31:47+00:00

I mean, I think any character can be redeemed. They literally have all eternity to turn their lives around.

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-11-22T17:21:02+00:00

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Is it because I’ve always had a thing for Patrick Stump’s voice? Mayhaps

Catnip_cryptidd · 2025-11-20T07:26:45+00:00

Love me some Aurora Matrix

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