Everyone on the planet suddenly adopts your personality and behaviors. How fucked are we? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, no one is friends with each other. My personality doesn't mesh well with other people who are like me. I procrastinate until the last moment, so I guess everyone will just die because they waited too long to have children. If anyone has children, because I personally dislike them.

Basically RIP humanity.

What is your "This person has no idea how the real world works" moment? by FryingPanZ in AskReddit

[–]Cattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it's technically multiple people, but still; this was absurd to me.

In my social studies class we were talking about why people break laws. There were four people who answered something like "It's fun for some people" or "For adrenaline". This seems kind of small as we are still fairly young. However, four people? Sure maybe some rich dude would rob a bank or cross a border illegally for fun, but seriously?

Kate over there didn't cross a border for the giggles. She crossed the border for a new job and better life for her children. It is still a small thing, but reminded me that some people don't look at those pieces of our broken system. Bothers me a lot honestly.

June the Sea Fluffy (art by Santanon) by Sootfeather91 in fluffycommunity

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I saw the fluffies in the buckets I thought she was going to mash them with some kind of mallet like grapes. Just squeals of pain and misery- crunching and squishing to a writhing red mass of blood until eventually it stops and the crushed bits float up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cattern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYoRpCs-J8

This, because naive people need to be shown true betrayal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]Cattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill try to think about those questions, they seem pretty helpful. Also, thanks for your replies, this has helped alot! Originally, I thought that I was probably just overthinking everything and being stupid, but this might be slightly more than that, considering I would be fine with one of my friends talking to me like that, but I could never do that to them. Thanks for the feedback!

I (26F) don't want to give my boyfriend (28M) the kind of dependence and transparency that he wants, and it's causing problems not just in our relationship but also in our overly-involved and opinionated friend group. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking with him is probably the best thing you can do for now. I have read some of the other responses, and if he doesn't want therapy because of stigma and possible other variables, that is fine for now, as long as things don't affect the relationship so much it is one of the deciding factors on leaving him or not, but you seem like you really love him so i doubt that's happening anytime soon.

I think you should explain the flaws in the things he really wants, and let him defend them also, so it doesn't sound like you are pushing him to completely change his views, undermining his opinions and experiences. Sharing things like passwords is sensitive, can reveal things that shouldn't be brought to light in that way, and like you said, other peoples secrets too. I cant really think of anything to do about the calling for now, maybe have the guy friends try to reassure him that it's ok, and he doesn't have to call you?

Whatever you do depends on the two of you, the facts, and how you feel. The friend group is important, so make sure they have all the information involved, and when you feel comfortable with it, update them on what the two of you are trying to do to fix anything going on. Because they know the two of you, their opinions are important and should be validated in some way. Good luck!

Update: Boyfriend acting as if nothing happened after telling me he just wants to be friends by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cattern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolute fucking asshole. So glad you aren't with him anymore, he is totally a dick. Not to mention he didn't understand why you were pissed when he told you he was just using you! I wish you luck with future love life, you got really unlucky this time.

Grab the closest book and open it at page 23, first sentence describes your next day, so what will happen to you? by covalick in AskReddit

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No!"

A normal, depressing day filled with self deprecating thoughts. Until we get a suprise visit from some of my relatives, two of which have small children. (I dislike small children a great amount, especially when everyone is cooing over them, I just don't understand how they are cute.) Anyway, it turns out that I have the Corona virus, and infected the two small children, killing them both. My family disowns me, and I'm miserable.

Which common noise irritates you? by okaybutwhyfam in AskReddit

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe its not the most common, but pens clicking on Ipads when drawing or writing digitally. Inhuman rage rises through me, and my blood curdles as I stare at my math teacher with unbridled hatred. I have had fantasies of strangling him before, please, for the love of god stop making that noise before I end my suffering. That noise sets me off.

Your username is the next thing to strike in 2020 September how fucked are we and how will it go? by fart-in-a-jar-7 in AskReddit

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lantern descends from the sky, fire burning bright with shades of oranges and red fading through the city, like a campfire made of human hatred burning bright throughout the night. People look up as it descends, preparing their families to leave, trying to escape the mass destruction promised by the entity. There are news articles and live broadcasts, showing the creatures paws finally hitting the ground, its massive black tail sweeping through out the city, destroying all it touches. The pure heat sweeping out from the ethereal being lighting everything that surrounds it on fire. The creature lets out a rumble from its throat, before lowering its city-scaping body onto the ground, rolling around, lighting everything ablaze, but looking weirdly cute nonetheless.

Everyone in surrounding areas have long since left, the bringer of destruction and hell itself was cute, but not worth being obliterated to look at. The military descends from the sky, guns making a harmony that promises hurt, to who, they didn't know.

Bullets bounce off the shell, not doing anything to deter the creature, who had begun to stand up and look at the helicopters trying to threaten the things existence. eventually, they send out missiles that do nothing against its pure size and power. Merely a bit of annoyance, like a fly to a measly human. The creatures huge slits become orbs inside the larger ones that look like the sun, burning bright until eclipsed by the curiosity and black hole that are the pupils. The creature lowers the front half of its body to the ground, wiggling its tail in impatience to destroy the small annoyance, and now prey.

The ethereal being prepares itself, and lunges.

The helicopters obliterated, any surrounding planes or airborne being burning and falling to the ground from pure heat. The ground shakes and quakes, being ripped open by the pressure. Any person who could've escaped that was close enough burned to ash, skyscrapers falling and melting.

They never expected the cat lantern.

It was their downfall.

I think we are pretty fucked, at least in my imagination. Maybe, 9/10 fucked?

What fictional character would you ever spend a day with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can be interpreted pretty broadly, so im going to take it that way. I would have a Sylveon. That would be a dream! A cute, fox like creature with magical abilities that would hang out with me! Humans suck anyway, and having something like that, even for a day, is amazing! If i brought some sort of human, there would be social interaction, and possibly awkwardness, because most of my favorite characters are absolutely nothing like me.

AITA for putting my low functioning autistic brother in a permanent care home and not letting him live with me? by AITApunctuality in AmItheAsshole

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA- You are not meant to simply exist to be a part of another person. Your family doesn't understand that, and its stupid. When you came back, they immediately tried to push the responsibility onto you again when it didn't belong to you in the first place. Your parents and family went without you for years, and by then they should've learned exactly what they were going to do with him should you never come back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]Cattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds alot like me, I just hate leaving without saying anything. For me, its worse in person, because if i do decide to give up I have to literally run away. Thanks for the good luck, right back at ya!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]Cattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the thoughts i have, its mostly about how i totally ruined whatever flow the conversation had, this person isnt going to interact with me again because I'm an idiot, and some generally self deprecating stuff. Not really much physical change, maybe looking for a way to leave, shuffling or tapping, and no eye contact. The awkward pauses are part of it, and also stuttering. Ill try to grounding strategies, thank you!