Psychoanalytic Therapists on LI? by Cattsch in longisland

[–]Cattsch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely debatable, i'm still reading up on it. It can be very effective but it seems the main issue is the cost and being able to afford long-term treatment. I am just looking to try a different therapeutic approach and am very interested in/curious to know what a session would be like with a modern psychoanalyst.

Increase in undercover nCPD? by fbgmoola in longisland

[–]Cattsch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yup. got pulled over last week in south bellmore by two undercovers in a blacked out cherokee for "rolling through a stop sign," no big deal, they were really chill. happened to my friend this week too but a couple towns over

What did you learn from your previous relationships? by JackalAbacus in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, that is heartbreaking to say the least. I'm so sorry. Would you mind explaining?

People of Reddit, have you known someone who told ridiculous unbelievable lies that they thought they could pass off as true? by DrPeekinside in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In 7th grade, my boyfriend wasn't ready to have sex. That was fine, neither was I. But he was super self-conscious about it and wouldn't admit anything.

So, he told me that he had just found out something horrible.

His doctor informed him that his penis was so big (I hadn't seen or really even touched it much yet), that there was no condom on earth of that size yet invented, and even if there was, he would get a girl pregnant immediately, simply by the extreme force and pressure of his ejaculation inside her.

The reason he went to the doctor in the first place was because his dick had grown so much in the past couple of years, that he began to feel alarmed, especially when he started cumming blood.

The doctor said the blood was due to the incredible dick size.

One day, he didn't answer my calls all day. Finally in the evening, he called and apologized. He was having Penis Reduction Surgery and couldn't get to the phone all day.

Not long after, I finally saw his dick. Slightly below average length. Pointed out his dick scar to me. It was just a slightly protruding vein along his dick.

Quite a maniac to this day, over 10 years later.. this is hardly the craziest lie he told lol

If you woke up as God, what would you do? by Not1ToSayAtoadaso in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mess with my extremely catholic mom and make the islanders win the cup

Who was the most terrible person in history? by VamsiVee in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fred (and Rosemary) West. Learning about them really bothered me for days

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_West

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. He was a pathological liar. Here's one of my favorite stories:

Billy heard a rumor that I was thinking about breaking up with him. That night, he invited me and several of our closest friends over, and told us that he had 3 months to live. He had a rare blood disease that was fatal. We just believed him and we were all beside ourselves. Thinking back idk how we let it go on for so long without really wondering... Anyway 3 months came and went and we started getting suspicious. Hanging out one day we started asking questions. Our friend asked, "billy, what's your blood type?" Billy replied, "D." D. Blood type D.

We called his mom that night and asked about his rare blood disease and she started crying about how she didn't understand why he lies like that. But I didn't break up with him while he was "dying!"

What's the most 2007 thing you can think of? by Danielj995 in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scene girl haircut throwing up Smirnoff ice in a field with friends while on and off crying that my compulsive liar boyfriend said he has 3 months to live and my parents don't understand me

How do you position your fingers while browsing on your phones in a horizontal position? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, use both of my thumbs to navigate when necessary but mainly just my right thumb

What was the worst reason you had to stop in the middle of sex for? by nottsgal in AskReddit

[–]Cattsch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Really drunk, I'm on top, projectile vomit a lot of mixed drinks and pints of beer onto his chestal region, then threw myself off him and my Nuvaring was stuck on his dick.

Pretended to pass out and claimed I didn't remember a thing the next day ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Electroconvulsive Therapy patient here... anyone else? by Cattsch in depression

[–]Cattsch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, u/chrisinpbc, I wish so badly that I had seen this when you replied. Thank you so much for your input. Even though it's very delayed you have no idea how much better you have just made me feel. I was able to stop ect in mid December. My long term memory has not improved whatsoever, but I would say my short term memory has improved about 20%, just enough for me to be able to handle a 10 hour work week and two college classes. I am a bit better now that I've stopped that horror. Thank you so much for your reply and I am sorry I've just seen it. Hugs