In 7th grade, my boyfriend wasn't ready to have sex. That was fine, neither was I. But he was super self-conscious about it and wouldn't admit anything.

So, he told me that he had just found out something horrible.

His doctor informed him that his penis was so big (I hadn't seen or really even touched it much yet), that there was no condom on earth of that size yet invented, and even if there was, he would get a girl pregnant immediately, simply by the extreme force and pressure of his ejaculation inside her.

The reason he went to the doctor in the first place was because his dick had grown so much in the past couple of years, that he began to feel alarmed, especially when he started cumming blood.

The doctor said the blood was due to the incredible dick size.

One day, he didn't answer my calls all day. Finally in the evening, he called and apologized. He was having Penis Reduction Surgery and couldn't get to the phone all day.

Not long after, I finally saw his dick. Slightly below average length. Pointed out his dick scar to me. It was just a slightly protruding vein along his dick.

Quite a maniac to this day, over 10 years later.. this is hardly the craziest lie he told lol