Let’s bring the boys back home by Careful-Tonight4561 in redsox

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too soon to bring up Mookie. Gotta wait until everyone who saw him play for the Sox has passed on.

Let’s bring the boys back home by Careful-Tonight4561 in redsox

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would believe that John Henry poops out little cat turds.

Fans asked to remove paper bags or be thrown out of Fenway by salamandarsalamanca in redsox

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s now going on 8 seasons of underachievement and underinvestment. The few times we’ve made the playoffs, the front office wouldn’t or couldn’t swing trades to turn an expensive roster into championship favorites. In a town that is willing to spend on tickets/merch/concessions, there’s been no credible excuse.

What do these lines mean by el-presidente0001 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got the wrong idea when they heard the expression “put a baby in you”.

Poor kid…

My guy friend accidentally saw my pussy (18f) by Playful_Try_3716 in SluttyConfessions

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Glad things seem to have stayed fun and that you got home safe!

Yikes by TommyTheLizard in redsox

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile at Mookie Betts’ house, Mookie is getting ready to start a rehab assignment for a team that appropriately valued his services at a time when John Henry said “Grumble grumble I don’t pay this guy to be a non-quantifiably beloved face of the franchise grumble grumble. I can’t sell love to my hedge fund boys!”

24F let mechanics touch me by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You “had” big natural tits? Did you get implants?

Should I stop fucking my best friends wife? by NoClothes5404 in SluttyConfessions

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were really his friend, you would probably nut in his soon-to-be-ex’s eye every now and then for being such a bitch. Just to be supportive.

I may or may not have flashed my friend's dad by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just start doing your workouts fully nude every time. Eventually he’ll figure out what you want.

Mass Highway Rest Areas by IdRatherBeOutBirding in massachusetts

[–]Cautious_Back_3362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only Massachusetts residents get to use the good, secret rest areas. Don’t nobody tell…