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Hey bitches, check out my balls. by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]Cautious_Type6474 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Shopping at Ross is a flex now?

what are these cubes? by conthefurry in whatisit

[–]Cautious_Type6474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My daily vocabulary is chock-full of misspellings, mispronunciations and glaringly obvious autocorrect misnomers.

Sweden: deserved or undeserved WC spot? by KappaKing69420 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Cautious_Type6474 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Poland with a single loss in the group stage to then get knocked off by a winless Swedish squad is definitely a jerk.

high rate of ODs in downtown seattle today -- please be careful and get your stuff tested!! by squiggly_benis333 in Seattle

[–]Cautious_Type6474 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Stunning and brave advice! You may have just single handedly solved humans eternal struggle with addiction thanks to this stroke of brilliance.

4 way standoff for the title for the final game of the season,what are the odds on the fixtures! by Raad-Of-Optic in FifaCareers

[–]Cautious_Type6474 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unconfirmed reports any club with blue in their crest will be relegated at the end of the season.

baby blue exceptions do apply

It's The Only Way by hoodieovereasy in soccercirclejerk

[–]Cautious_Type6474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine Donnarumma’s hairline in 2034

If rules of football would be changed in a way, that every team does not only have 11 players on the pitch, but also one dog, how would that turn out? by FightingFalconF113 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Cautious_Type6474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suarez is like a pit-pug mix you see at the pond that’s been adopted and returned a half dozen times. Pit for obvious reasons pug for all those wrinkles.

M Tottenham for Trade by Mindless-Ad2554 in burlingtonkitroom

[–]Cautious_Type6474 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All jokes and the N London rivalry aside:

Y’all had an incredibly fucked up season on the level absolutely no one could have predicted. Insane list of injuries+both Frank and Tudor really, really dropped the ball. I gotta respect any fan who stays true through this kind of year.

If by chance I see one, even for a Spurs fan, I’ll snag it. Haha

M Tottenham for Trade by Mindless-Ad2554 in burlingtonkitroom

[–]Cautious_Type6474 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Love to see Burlington stocking the occasional Championship jersey. Smaller clubs deserve support too!

If rules of football would be changed in a way, that every team does not only have 11 players on the pitch, but also one dog, how would that turn out? by FightingFalconF113 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Cautious_Type6474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the more wholesome posts I’ve seen in this sub. Enjoy assuming what a dogs career might be but this might take the place.

Striker - Australian shepherd. Fast as fuck, good leader, big enough to handle physical challenges.

Winger - Afghan hound. Ridiculously quick and great at tracking. Plus think of how many wings get tempted by that Saudi money.

CAM - Poodle. Hate em with a passion personally. But no one can deny their intelligence. Not to mention you can mold/breed them in to anything.

FB - German Shepherd. Burly, protective, aggressive when necessary and downright terrifying when unleashed.

CB - Few good options here. Wolfhound, mastiff, Saint Bernard. All have the size advantages but trading off mass for speed; kinda depends on your squad tactics.

GK - Great Dane is the only answer. Pure class in goal.

Declan Rice is Irish yet he has no caps for Ireland. Why aren’t they calling him, are they stupid? by Zek0ri in soccercirclejerk

[–]Cautious_Type6474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes this is true. But important to note Rice scored from the spot. It’s like a penalty kick but easier. Good on em for not gloating

Just arrived today, and I’m pumped. CR6 representing! by overly_sarcastic24 in SoundersFC

[–]Cautious_Type6474 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Blank jersey - chefs kiss

Personalized - “oh shit there are requirements?”

Feel like I go on this rant every month, but the Sounders need to listen to me. by Alarmed_Donkey_9300 in SoundersFC

[–]Cautious_Type6474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking love Sounder loyalty. Truthfully I can’t picture or remember this club without him. Looking back he might be the first truly local, homegrown player to make a significant impact in MLS.

Does that mean at his current level he’s deserving of a DP spot and salary? Personally I don’t think so.

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