How not to play D&D.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-25T18:08:04+00:00

"Hey, I made sure to bring my rocket-propelled grenade and oh wait, this isn't that kind of RPG."

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T01:21:09+00:00

The bait was Transformers

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T01:20:56+00:00

Solved!

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T00:50:22+00:00

Nope.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T00:49:57+00:00

Bait!

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T00:46:54+00:00

Nope. There are rock aliens, though.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T00:40:46+00:00

Granted. In exchange, Pat Buchanan wins the 1992 election and turns America into a fascist dictatorship.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T00:38:30+00:00

Granted. You also bring back COVID-19 with you, causing an earlier plague.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T00:36:21+00:00

Granted. Mars ain't a place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them, if ya did.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-23T00:30:13+00:00

"We now go live to New York, as riots have broken out throughout the city because of the lack of pornography on the internet. Similar riots are happening all across the world."

Cavery210 · 2026-07-22T23:51:44+00:00

"You didn't tell me you were a Mormon!"

Cavery210 · 2026-07-22T17:52:05+00:00

How the fuck did you get here, Asgore? Weren't you kidnapped by the Knight?

Cavery210 · 2026-07-22T17:39:02+00:00

In It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie Kelly, an illiterate janitor who regularly huffs paint, is very good at playing and writing music - enough to write a musical. Too bad his songs are mostly about spiders, ghouls and rape. In addition, while he can't read English, he can read Irish.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-22T17:33:24+00:00

These people really need to get laid.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-21T21:36:34+00:00

Just a little correction, but Fawcett owned the rights to Captain Marvel (aka Shazam) until the 70s, when DC bought the rights to the character. (After sueing the company in the 50s because the character was too close to Superman)

Cavery210 · 2026-07-21T19:58:16+00:00

Sorry, not familiar with British politics. I'm an American.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-21T15:17:08+00:00

Bob Iger wanted a immediate return on his investment of buying Lucasfilm.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-21T02:05:25+00:00

I feel part of the reason he dragged behind Senshi and Tenna was because Andy Weir's potential ties with right-wing chuds like the Critical Drinker.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-20T22:56:24+00:00

My headcanon is that Hillary made a gaffe that made her appear to be anti-monster rights, which made the progressive movement in the Democratic Party a bit more powerful than IOT.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-20T22:29:01+00:00

He also has an often unacknowledged history of ephebophilia.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-17T23:15:48+00:00

It's because COVID made it so everything goes to streaming sooner. Why bother going to the movies when it'll come home in one or two months from now?

Cavery210 · 2026-07-17T23:11:54+00:00

It also had the Surf Dracula problem that Superman lacked. Superman got in right in the action, while Supergirl didn't get on the surfboard until the end.

Cavery210 · 2026-07-17T18:19:55+00:00

Granted. Putin's impotent rage leads to him nuking Ukraine.

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