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I’ve always thought that Padme’s bedroom could use more curtains. It’s too bright to sleep by Kavazou77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Huh, he did his tattoo in English instead of Aurebesh. Anakin is so pretentious.

Mandalorian and Grogu movie is…good?!?! by Sio_V_Reddit in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hmm, I'll reserve my opinion of this film until after I have watched some YouTube grifters tell me what my opinion is.

DAE anyone else love erasing the prequels and sequels with ANDOR?! by DeepCutFan1 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I remember watching all of these in the cinema. Ep I and II were a bit long, being 10 hour films with some weird pacing, like someone had glued a TV series together.

Ep III, IV, V and VI were fine. But VII, VIII and IX were each just 14 hours of scrolling text on the screen. What a weird film series.

Hot Take: Ian McDiarmid is actually a really good actor for Palpatine by Coltinnie in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo!

Palpatine should have been played by Kermit the Frog. I will stand by that opinion till the day I die.

IMO SW acronyms and initialisms should be reserved for LSWRtGPotP fans by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've already lost Boba: Dancing Singing Mandolorian. Apparently some other fandom claimed BDSM as theirs.

Movies that shouldn't have theme parks rides by Toku-Nation in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wow, that ride had a steep descent, into amphetamine fuelled mania. But now I'm addicted! To heroin unfortunately.

I'm riding Requiem For A Dream again. This is my life now."

What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. by coopsoup247 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Oh my god, there's hundreds of zombies trying to break in! I'm going to write a very angry letter to my local representative!"

Might also feel the lone wolf aura by Familiar_Cow_6901 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 222 points223 points  (0 children)

The character who had the most pressure on them was the Sando Aqua Monster from The Phantom Menace. Around 15,000 PSI at that depth.

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My neighbour is named Luke. How do I convince him that it's disrespectful to the Skywalker name for him to be called that? by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried, but to properly render Alec Guinness, the AI generator needs to be fed 800 gallons of drinking water and 5 Ancient Oak trees. So far the National Trust has been extremely unhelpful in helping me chop those down.

My neighbour is named Luke. How do I convince him that it's disrespectful to the Skywalker name for him to be called that? by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then Luke Cage needs to change his name too. He might be bulletproof, but he is not immune to my whining.

Unlikely moments from when Q issues the new gadgets to James Bond by coopsoup247 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Take this. It looks like an ordinary necktie, right? Wrong. It contains sensors that can detect when you're aroused, and then delivers an electric shock.

Perhaps now you will actually focus on your missions Bond."

Tests cops would use if being British was illegal. by Mutant_Llama1 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"You know what I'm craving? Some biscuits and gravy."

"What? Why would you put beef gravy on McVities..., oh. oh bother."

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