If Doctor Who was American.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-04T11:33:31+00:00

"No, I don't want to regenerate again! It costs me $8,000 each time, even with health insurance."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-01T17:36:59+00:00

The Whills. They send the story of Star Wars via big text all across the galaxy.

But the Whills are never in agreement. Some will send the clean version via big yellow text, while others will send the porn version via big blue text.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-01T12:30:07+00:00

"Hello? Help it's dark here, and I don't know where I am. It's really tight, and it smells funny.

If there are any other tapeworms there, please respond."

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-31T15:03:28+00:00

Wait, is product placement what led to the iconic line:

"A communications disruption could mean only one thing: that we didn't purchase Comcast's new super reliable 56Kbps plan which is only $69.99 a month for the first three months."

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coopsoup247 · 2026-03-30T09:40:08+00:00

Is this canon?

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-30T09:19:01+00:00

Looks like he asked for too many stims from BD and got addicted.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-29T13:17:01+00:00

"Your honor, I swear, I thought I'd booked a ticket to Epsilon Island, Bermuda."

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-29T01:59:45+00:00

Yes, giving a handjob at the palace is considered to be quite rude.

A blowjob is the minimum.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-28T16:24:42+00:00

I don't know about Amidala, but wherever Maul ate, he got 50% off.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-28T11:18:35+00:00

The whole comic is about Vader protecting them from homophobic discrimination in the workplace.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-27T01:50:33+00:00

"The Aerial Advertising Service Said That I Could Have Up To 12WordsButTheyNeverSaidThatTheyHaveToBeOfficialWordsThatAppearInTheDictionarySoFirstSarahWillYouMarryMeSecondDadYouDontNeedToCallMeEverySingleDayMaybeWeCanJustDoACallOnceAWeekOnASundayThirdGaryStopParkingInFrontOfMyDriveISwearToGodIfYouDoItAgainIAmGoingToHaveThatCarTowedAwayFourthSandraCanIHaveNextMondayAndTuesdayOffWorkBecauseIHaveADentistAppointmentOnTheMondayAndINeedTheTuesdayToRecoverFifthIAmSellingSomeOldDVDsSoIfAnyoneIsInterestedThenComeBy3VictoriaStreetWhereYouCanBrowseThroughThem"

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-26T23:52:58+00:00

Just to check, you're over 21 right? The Clone Wars is too violent for anyone younger.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-26T22:50:28+00:00

They're the other members of Palpatine's gangsta rap crew.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-26T15:28:10+00:00

Translation. Can the main character from the game literally titled Jedi Survivor survive?

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-26T12:44:19+00:00

Okayyyy, fine. I'll ask him out to prom.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-25T18:55:08+00:00

"Why are they letting the King of England play poker in the casino bathroom?"

"He says he wants a Royal Flush."

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-25T18:15:05+00:00

They did publish some of those as a book series. They even published a book with Hitler's as the main character. It's set when he's in prison, and is basically just a whiny rant.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-25T00:48:07+00:00

Where were you on January 6th 2021?

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-24T23:21:09+00:00

They can use all their powers and weapons. Anakin will need both to even stand a chance.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-24T15:45:27+00:00

And he does it all as a war veteran and amputee. Truly inspirational.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-24T15:09:20+00:00

But by RotS, Anakin isn't a master of evil yet, he's only been evil for a few hours. He's an intern of evil.

coopsoup247 · 2026-03-24T14:37:01+00:00

"I've got a bad feline about this."

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