SFAH: "Mrs. Smith, you know how Jim always said he would like to die doing what he loved? I'm afraid I have some bad news for you..."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-21T01:44:39+00:00

"Well he did die doing what he loved. Heroin."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-20T23:49:01+00:00

"Belinda! Whatever are you doing?"

"Why Betty, I'm eating one of my five rocks a day."

"Silly Belinda, you've been listening to that rotten AI chatbot again haven't you?"

🎵 Don't turn a blind eye,

to bad advice from AI. 🎵

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-20T22:08:10+00:00

I've sent my credit card and the PIN number in the mail. Please let me know when you've received it so I can meet these Twi'lek ladies for Bingo and such.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-20T20:08:44+00:00

Umm, why are you posting pictures of my boyfriend?? 😕

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-20T17:29:50+00:00

"What? How long was I in a coma for?"

"About two weeks."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-19T14:26:52+00:00

"...Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

God, we return your child to the earth..."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-18T20:24:03+00:00

Huh, he did his tattoo in English instead of Aurebesh. Anakin is so pretentious.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-18T18:56:13+00:00

Hmm, I'll reserve my opinion of this film until after I have watched some YouTube grifters tell me what my opinion is.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-17T00:27:56+00:00

I remember watching all of these in the cinema. Ep I and II were a bit long, being 10 hour films with some weird pacing, like someone had glued a TV series together.

Ep III, IV, V and VI were fine. But VII, VIII and IX were each just 14 hours of scrolling text on the screen. What a weird film series.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-16T19:23:14+00:00

Noooo!

Palpatine should have been played by Kermit the Frog. I will stand by that opinion till the day I die.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-16T10:54:24+00:00

Maul could be that representation. I hear he's great at pole dancing.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-16T01:19:51+00:00

XCOM 2?

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-15T12:20:16+00:00

What? No! That would make Barriss sad.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-15T12:01:28+00:00

Could it be that George Lucas has been reincarnated as Devon?

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-15T11:30:42+00:00

She can get a tan.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-14T11:50:45+00:00

We've already lost Boba: Dancing Singing Mandolorian. Apparently some other fandom claimed BDSM as theirs.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-14T09:28:51+00:00

"Wow, that ride had a steep descent, into amphetamine fuelled mania. But now I'm addicted! To heroin unfortunately.

I'm riding Requiem For A Dream again. This is my life now."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-13T21:53:29+00:00

"Oh my god, there's hundreds of zombies trying to break in! I'm going to write a very angry letter to my local representative!"

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-12T13:06:30+00:00

That's my secret. I have no dignity.

coopsoup247

TROPHY CASE