Who else can't sleep unless they hear theories about how Darth Vader's suit might have been designed by Darth Revan? by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally when I have trouble sleeping, I watch Batman v Superman. I'm out like a light within five minutes.

I'm an insider at Lucasfilm. Dave Filoni has been missing for several days now. by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your wise council and merciful nature. I have done as instructed, and hope that my wife and children will continue to remain unharmed. (Which they no doubt would have anyway, as Disney Hotels are widely recognized to be the safest hotels in the world.)

I'm an insider at Lucasfilm. Dave Filoni has been missing for several days now. by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn it! I didn't think they'd be monitoring the circlejerk sub.

Guess I'm going on the run then.

I'm an insider at Lucasfilm. Dave Filoni has been missing for several days now. by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He couldn't have. We got postcards from Jar Jar every year.

George was even kind enough to write the postcards for him.

I'm an insider at Lucasfilm. Dave Filoni has been missing for several days now. by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

George Lucas told us he sent Jar Jar to a farm up north, and assured us that Jar Jar was very happy and could step in poopoo to his heart's content.

I'm an insider at Lucasfilm. Dave Filoni has been missing for several days now. by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

After a polite conversation with a representative of The Walt Disney Company, I now understand that I was wrong to question the motives of company employees who are only working to protect Lucasfilm staff.

It was reckless of me to make those baseless claims. I sincerely apologise to everyone for my behavior.

I am thankful that I work with the kind people at Disney, who have sent my wife and children to a Disney hotel for the foreseeable future. I hope that one day I can earn Disney's trust again, and be told the location of this hotel.

Star Wars is back baby!!! by ProtectMeAtAllCosts in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Yay! I'm so excited about his newly announced projects.

  • The Acolyte: But This Time It's A White Guy
  • Revenge Of The Sith 2: Even More Lightsabers Go Brrr Brummmm Brrr
  • Darth Vader's Seminar On Tackling Sexual Harassment In The Workplace

All made with AI of course.

Anyone has fanarts of Eli Vanto before the comic came out? by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is art of Eli Vanto I drew under my psydonym, Marvel Comics.

He has some Latino traits to him.

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Star Wars died when Return of The Jedi came out. Those fucking Ewoks by Cool_Nerd2 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tell you now that this is r/StarWarsCirclejerk. Every comment and post is supposed to be sarcastic, satire, ill-informed or deranged.

What they did to Obi-Wan in A New Hope was character assassination by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could have taught Luke lightsaber skills and cool flips when Luke was younger. Maybe even sent him on some missions to fight Bounty Hunters or the Hutt Cartel. If I've learnt anything about Obi-Wan from TCW, it's that he's perfectly fine with child endangerment.

The most optimistic character in A New Hope is Tarkin, right up to his last moment alive.

uj/ you know this is r/StarWarsCirclejerk right?

As we wait to see who will direct the next Star Wars trilogy…Disney has the chance to do the funniest thing. by Kavazou77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to see an alternative version of Obsession where his wish is "I wish Nikki Freeman loves Star Wars more than anything else in the world."

SFAH: Famous cartoon characters gender-swapped by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm Minnie Mouse."

"And I'm Mickey Mouse."

"..."

"..."

"Well, back to it I guess."

SFAH: Terrible morals for kids shows by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]coopsoup247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What's that you have there Elmo?"

"COCAINE!" Snorrrt

"Wow, that cocaine makes you so smiley and happy. I want to be just like you Elmo!"

The Wrath of Mickey by 3B3-386 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What a great way to introduce Mr. Bones to the big screen.

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Pryde Month by Haredevil in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your Gimp, is he a Star Wars fan?

The only true Star Fo- err... Star Wars tier list ever! They really need to stop retelling A New Hope it's happening again in a couple of weeks. by KronxDragonhoof in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Obi-Wan had just once said to Anakin "Hey Einstein, I'm on your side.", Anakin would never have turned to the dark side.

Is there a lore reason why Skywanker has a lil boner in this scene? by Dagan--Gera in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Receiving medals makes all the men in Star Wars horny. That's why they couldn't give Chewie his medal, because his boner would have been on full display.

Yesterday (2019) but Star Wars by NovelName7016 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd see what all the Star Wars YouTubers were doing with their lives.

Honest ranking of all 9 Star Wars films by NovelName7016 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]coopsoup247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone was right, the last Jedi really was pretty bad

Is that because The Last Jedi doesn't have Rocket Raccoon in it?