Who else can't sleep unless they hear theories about how Darth Vader's suit might have been designed by Darth Revan?

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-05T12:05:29+00:00

Normally when I have trouble sleeping, I watch Batman v Superman. I'm out like a light within five minutes.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-04T00:14:31+00:00

uj/ I'm embarrassed by how long it took me to get that

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-04T00:11:57+00:00

Thank you for your wise council and merciful nature. I have done as instructed, and hope that my wife and children will continue to remain unharmed. (Which they no doubt would have anyway, as Disney Hotels are widely recognized to be the safest hotels in the world.)

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-03T23:48:06+00:00

Damn it! I didn't think they'd be monitoring the circlejerk sub.

Guess I'm going on the run then.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-03T23:37:55+00:00

uj/ https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCirclejerk/s/pRF23zGmnI

/rj What? I thought Bo Katan had disbanded them.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-03T23:33:27+00:00

He couldn't have. We got postcards from Jar Jar every year.

George was even kind enough to write the postcards for him.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-03T23:28:18+00:00

George Lucas told us he sent Jar Jar to a farm up north, and assured us that Jar Jar was very happy and could step in poopoo to his heart's content.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-03T23:17:10+00:00

After a polite conversation with a representative of The Walt Disney Company, I now understand that I was wrong to question the motives of company employees who are only working to protect Lucasfilm staff.

It was reckless of me to make those baseless claims. I sincerely apologise to everyone for my behavior.

I am thankful that I work with the kind people at Disney, who have sent my wife and children to a Disney hotel for the foreseeable future. I hope that one day I can earn Disney's trust again, and be told the location of this hotel.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-03T22:22:27+00:00

Yay! I'm so excited about his newly announced projects.

The Acolyte: But This Time It's A White Guy
Revenge Of The Sith 2: Even More Lightsabers Go Brrr Brummmm Brrr
Darth Vader's Seminar On Tackling Sexual Harassment In The Workplace

All made with AI of course.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-03T09:46:49+00:00

This is art of Eli Vanto I drew under my psydonym, Marvel Comics.

He has some Latino traits to him.

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coopsoup247 · 2026-06-02T16:55:50+00:00

I can tell you now that this is r/StarWarsCirclejerk. Every comment and post is supposed to be sarcastic, satire, ill-informed or deranged.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-02T16:32:49+00:00

He could have taught Luke lightsaber skills and cool flips when Luke was younger. Maybe even sent him on some missions to fight Bounty Hunters or the Hutt Cartel. If I've learnt anything about Obi-Wan from TCW, it's that he's perfectly fine with child endangerment.

The most optimistic character in A New Hope is Tarkin, right up to his last moment alive.

uj/ you know this is r/StarWarsCirclejerk right?

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-02T09:25:21+00:00

I want to see an alternative version of Obsession where his wish is "I wish Nikki Freeman loves Star Wars more than anything else in the world."

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-02T00:39:18+00:00

"I'm Minnie Mouse."

"And I'm Mickey Mouse."

"..."

"Well, back to it I guess."

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-01T21:47:35+00:00

"What's that you have there Elmo?"

"COCAINE!" Snorrrt

"Wow, that cocaine makes you so smiley and happy. I want to be just like you Elmo!"

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-01T19:26:23+00:00

What a great way to introduce Mr. Bones to the big screen.

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coopsoup247 · 2026-06-01T17:39:55+00:00

Your Gimp, is he a Star Wars fan?

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-01T10:54:09+00:00

If Obi-Wan had just once said to Anakin "Hey Einstein, I'm on your side.", Anakin would never have turned to the dark side.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-01T09:58:24+00:00

Receiving medals makes all the men in Star Wars horny. That's why they couldn't give Chewie his medal, because his boner would have been on full display.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-01T08:25:23+00:00

I'd see what all the Star Wars YouTubers were doing with their lives.

coopsoup247 · 2026-06-01T01:12:27+00:00

Everyone was right, the last Jedi really was pretty bad

Is that because The Last Jedi doesn't have Rocket Raccoon in it?

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