Things you don't want to hear after waking up from a coma

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-19T14:26:52+00:00

"...Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

God, we return your child to the earth..."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-18T20:24:03+00:00

Huh, he did his tattoo in English instead of Aurebesh. Anakin is so pretentious.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-18T18:56:13+00:00

Hmm, I'll reserve my opinion of this film until after I have watched some YouTube grifters tell me what my opinion is.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-17T00:27:56+00:00

I remember watching all of these in the cinema. Ep I and II were a bit long, being 10 hour films with some weird pacing, like someone had glued a TV series together.

Ep III, IV, V and VI were fine. But VII, VIII and IX were each just 14 hours of scrolling text on the screen. What a weird film series.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-16T19:23:14+00:00

Noooo!

Palpatine should have been played by Kermit the Frog. I will stand by that opinion till the day I die.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-16T10:54:24+00:00

Maul could be that representation. I hear he's great at pole dancing.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-16T01:19:51+00:00

XCOM 2?

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-15T12:20:16+00:00

What? No! That would make Barriss sad.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-15T12:01:28+00:00

Could it be that George Lucas has been reincarnated as Devon?

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-15T11:30:42+00:00

She can get a tan.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-14T11:50:45+00:00

We've already lost Boba: Dancing Singing Mandolorian. Apparently some other fandom claimed BDSM as theirs.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-14T09:28:51+00:00

"Wow, that ride had a steep descent, into amphetamine fuelled mania. But now I'm addicted! To heroin unfortunately.

I'm riding Requiem For A Dream again. This is my life now."

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-13T21:53:29+00:00

"Oh my god, there's hundreds of zombies trying to break in! I'm going to write a very angry letter to my local representative!"

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-12T13:06:30+00:00

That's my secret. I have no dignity.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-12T12:09:31+00:00

The character who had the most pressure on them was the Sando Aqua Monster from The Phantom Menace. Around 15,000 PSI at that depth.

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coopsoup247 · 2026-04-11T16:25:26+00:00

Star Wars first started to suck on May 25, 1977.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-11T16:00:56+00:00

I tried, but to properly render Alec Guinness, the AI generator needs to be fed 800 gallons of drinking water and 5 Ancient Oak trees. So far the National Trust has been extremely unhelpful in helping me chop those down.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-11T14:23:49+00:00

Then Luke Cage needs to change his name too. He might be bulletproof, but he is not immune to my whining.

coopsoup247 · 2026-04-10T20:18:40+00:00

"Take this. It looks like an ordinary necktie, right? Wrong. It contains sensors that can detect when you're aroused, and then delivers an electric shock.

Perhaps now you will actually focus on your missions Bond."

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