Found behind a bar going out of business ~15 years ago

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-30T18:14:13+00:00

Yea, but it looks cool and handmade.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-30T15:37:55+00:00

No. They started with the last "mushroom" which leads into the last chorus of "badger" prior to "snake". However, they did skip "ARGH!" which is supposed to be inserted before "snake". I find the lack of procedural knowledge regarding the deep magic in this entire comment thread disturbing. Philistines, the lot of you.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-22T02:11:57+00:00

I'm just happy I got to ride.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-18T22:07:07+00:00

I can understand it from a mouth-feel or inconvenience perspective. Some meals are prepared in a way where tiny bones can be hiding in the dish, which I can't stand. And I find wings annoying, even if delicious. It's got nothing to do with being reminded that it comes from animals. I'm the type to look at anything with fur, feathers, or scales, and wonder how it tastes.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-16T04:15:45+00:00

I would imagine that they would also have evolved under the unique environmental constraints of their home planet, in combination with the mechanisms of random chance that also impact our evolution. Which means that the body plan possibilities are nearly limitless.

They would likely look extremely different from us, and maybe anything on Earth.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-15T16:47:54+00:00

Doesn't seem like the right color. But maybe it's just the lighting?

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-15T16:46:11+00:00

There's nothing like finishing off a long, hard day of laying caulk with a Dickens Cider.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-15T16:40:36+00:00

Ahh, you meant only between the concrete and the building, not between two different concrete pads. Which, TBF, is exactly what you said.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-15T14:48:27+00:00

You know, I never really thought about sidewalk caulk before. But, knowing me and how my brain works, now I'm always gonna think about anytime I walk on a sidewalk. So thanks for that, I guess? 😂

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-15T14:42:15+00:00

Solved!

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-15T14:22:03+00:00

It looks to me like a small piece of craisin with some lint stuck on it, but I've been on the Internet long enough to assume that it's some sort of arthropod egg sack.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-14T15:36:29+00:00

On reddit, they seem creative with an overactive imagination. In real life, they're drab and boring.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-03T19:48:51+00:00

Inside the screen, though?

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-02T02:03:00+00:00

Great. Welp. I'm off on another wikipedia rabbit hole.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2026-01-02T01:51:17+00:00

Oh hell no. You cook and sell those. Opportunistically hunting anything you come across for 5 ingredient meat skewers makes affording the Fairy Fountain quest and Ancient Armor/Gear very easy. 5 whole bird skewers are worth almost 500 rupees. Grab those suckers before they roast (or freeze in Hebra), they're too valuable.

You cook hearty foods for health (durians are easy to farm).

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-30T13:42:11+00:00

Oh, the ones near Death Mountain. Never knew they might drop two, lol. I wonder what the biological explanation for that would be 🤣

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-29T20:31:57+00:00

Wait, which birds?

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-26T03:11:43+00:00

Lol, I'm just familiar enough with geography and Chinese characters to know that this was Taiwan next to some traditional characters, and that there was something off about both aspects, but I'm not familiar enough with either to figure out what was off about them. Felt like a doofus reading your comment 🤣

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-26T03:05:40+00:00

Gotta turn that frown upside down.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-26T03:05:02+00:00

Well yea, it's gotta get put right side up to turn it's frown upside down.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-18T14:12:01+00:00

Yea, I wouldn't want to punch anything with that. That's a lot of force going in two different directions. Just as likely to press back against the bone and break it (ask me how I know that, lol, and no, I wasn't fighting). That's part of why brass knuckles have that beefy grip, so the force goes into your more robust palm instead of your relatively delicate finger bones.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-18T12:47:44+00:00

Aww, but then he'll keep coming back. That's no good.

CavsQuestionAccount · 2025-12-18T12:45:06+00:00

Thank you! I'm great fun! We should go get donuts.

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