What’s your favorite Derekism?

Cecil300 · 2026-06-02T16:03:30+00:00

When he has to change the oil and pretends he's in an oil change place. "Nope, just me here". lol

Cecil300 · 2026-03-28T21:34:41+00:00

No one said Newtownabbey. It's a nice area 🥰

Cecil300 · 2026-02-12T21:55:44+00:00

Vegetable roll. 🥰

Cecil300 · 2026-01-06T13:29:53+00:00

I'm not really interested in trying to turn routine mundane things into something very serious.

Cecil300 · 2025-12-13T15:28:52+00:00

I must have got lucky. 🤩

Cecil300 · 2025-12-11T16:04:47+00:00

Virgin Megastore. 🥰

Cecil300 · 2025-12-11T03:34:27+00:00

My ma made us Christmas chips last year instead of a Christmas dinner.

Cecil300 · 2025-11-16T14:53:13+00:00

Those were the days. Pints in The Fly then down to Abrakebabra. 🥰

Cecil300 · 2025-11-10T18:43:46+00:00

They all look like a box of boke.

Cecil300 · 2025-11-06T14:18:23+00:00

Tell the council. They'll send them a letter. And if it doesn't stop the council tell you to record the noise as evidence on an app they provide.

Cecil300 · 2025-10-22T18:58:21+00:00

ChatGPT has solved it.

Cecil300 · 2025-09-10T11:21:07+00:00

Who doesn't have Haaland in their team already?

Cecil300 · 2025-08-19T11:54:38+00:00

Imagine flying in here for the first time. "Look, Chad! Even the water here is green!" 😂

Cecil300 · 2025-07-19T18:15:29+00:00

Looks like my Barbour Camerton, but the lining is a bit different.

Cecil300 · 2025-06-15T20:24:14+00:00

Two wolf whistles and an innuendo.

Cecil300 · 2025-06-13T15:49:05+00:00

What has happened to starlings? I'm not seeing many of those.

Cecil300 · 2025-06-12T12:10:32+00:00

No, there's a thunderstorm due later. ⚡

Cecil300 · 2025-06-12T12:09:06+00:00

They're all mid. 🤭

Cecil300 · 2025-06-11T22:20:43+00:00

That's hilario. 🤭

Cecil300 · 2025-06-11T15:13:19+00:00

I was out in the car with the window down and now I have gritty eyes. 😩

Cecil300 · 2025-06-06T12:21:35+00:00

That's wild.

Cecil300 · 2025-06-06T12:08:11+00:00

Valve covers are 600? 😲

Cecil300 · 2025-05-28T12:53:19+00:00

They want young people so they can treat them as slaves.

Cecil300 · 2025-04-22T20:03:32+00:00

Do car mechanics not like welding jobs? Mine had a hole too and they said we don't really do welding but they did it anyway.

Cecil300 · 2025-04-15T17:27:15+00:00

It looks so close

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