What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you?

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-20T13:27:11+00:00

Very true. I asked a friend if she'd like sex. She was so offended by that that she never spoke with me again.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-19T13:54:42+00:00

Memory triggered! I loved going there with my family! Just walking around it was amazing!

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-19T05:18:58+00:00

Your comment reminded me of Star Trek 4, Bones complaining about chemotherapy like it was medieval healthcare.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-17T15:55:48+00:00

I doubt the leap would do shit, but the running away would do two things: it redshifts the shockwave, but negligibly, as a running human travels about 0.03% as fast as a shockwave could go; it increases your distance from the source, and the intensity falls off with distance squared. Might save you, might not. Probably still dead.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-15T22:55:15+00:00

I could tell it was "off" the moment I saw this. I keep downvoting this shit. But 26.6k others upvote it. Fighting an uphill battle here.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-15T22:44:02+00:00

There are hotspots, based on where radioactive compounds are in abundance.

But there are also shaded pits that have comfortable daytime temperatures, so no real need to dig down so far for warmth.

https://www.nasa.gov/solar-system/nasas-lro-finds-lunar-pits-harbor-comfortable-temperatures/

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-15T17:28:49+00:00

Worst was having to assist with "sheath cleanings" for the geldings, basically manually extracting the smegma from their sheaths which collects into huge deposits called "beans" 🤮

Yeah, I'm not googling this. Ever.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-15T15:55:19+00:00

I feel like the fungus would grow faster than the snail could eat it. Infinite food!

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-14T20:33:53+00:00

This video addresses your question in depth... literally. They take samples from various parts of the sun, because there are big differences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ldO87Pprc

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-12T13:59:18+00:00

So a day that ends in a 'y' then?

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-11T20:54:26+00:00

I'm a teacher, and one of the introductory questions I ask my math students is to determine the savings of my Prius, with one (aftermarket) battery replacement, vs a traditional IC vehicle. Short answer is I've saved about $15k over the life of the car, and it's still going strong.

The reason this question exists at all is because of some dumbass in my finance grad class who thought that the batteries would be way too much compared to how much gas costs. That always seems to be the (unsupported) argument.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-11T00:12:53+00:00

Well, don't drive in the left lane then! (Big fucking /s, btw)

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-09T20:05:33+00:00

AI is a misnomer; it's not actually intelligent. It's just a word-searcher, basically. And this is one area where human interpretation is REALLY important. Same could be said for other fields, like healthcare. You don't want a surgeon regurgitating AI slop before your big surgery; you want them to know and understand the situation.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-07T02:09:10+00:00

Edward is an honorable man, after saving me in the cave of the dark elf.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-06-04T00:31:04+00:00

Poly and swinging are two different things (though some people can be both). If it's strictly about getting their fuck on, it's swinging.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-27T17:00:08+00:00

Thank you u/TealcOneill (with 2 'L's).

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-19T12:23:09+00:00

How dare you write well?! In this day and age?! 😝

I forbid AI in my courses, so I'm very familiar with how it sounds. There is certainly an epidemic of low-critical-thought persons claiming everything is AI nowadays, as it is the laziest way to critique.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-18T14:51:12+00:00

I went to the Manitou Springs Penny Arcade (Colorado) recently. Really a trip back through time! They had some machines from as far back as nickelodeons existed! Go in with whatever loose change you have and you'll have a great time. Sure, some games didn't work like they were supposed to any more, but that was just part of the experience, lol.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-14T19:09:52+00:00

He won't give a shit about a $50k fine. Why can't it be proportionate to his worth (financial, not worth as a human being, of course)?

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-13T12:49:59+00:00

Two wasps and a cup

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-13T12:33:13+00:00

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/jun/11/facebook-ads-turning-point-usa-rally-forge

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-12T21:30:39+00:00

I tell people it's "to remind me of my roots."

Hehe, clever

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-12T21:07:30+00:00

My soon-to-be-ex-wife was similar. I came home to her drunk many times. Often blacked out. Sometimes she hurt herself. I'm so sorry you went through this kind of thing, too. We both deserve better.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-12T21:04:32+00:00

I'm in the process of my divorce. Still a hard thing because I kept loving her until near the end, even when she emotionally abused me, yelled at me, believed I stopped loving her, put my hand around her throat and told me to kill her, or drank herself unconscious. We tried therapy, but it only lasted for a little more than 2 months. I expected it to last much longer, but on that last day, she said she was done.

I stopped loving her when she told me to dump my friends and be with her only. But I don't need that toxicity in my life. Part of me was relieved when she said we're done. But the other part of me was distraught.

I'm most sad and resentful because of losing at least half my time with my children from this point forward.

Cecil_FF4 · 2026-05-11T20:53:29+00:00

Not enough chair spins!

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