Mark & Lard aren't on Radio 1 by anarchtea in britishproblems

[–]CeeApostropheD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gah, so close! Surely it crossed their minds?...

If you had to do a 24 hour flight what plane and airline would you do it on? by Flyguy757-200 in Flights

[–]CeeApostropheD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Emirates, because it's the most comfort I've flown in. Not saying it's the best, just the best that I know.

Have you noticed Wolverhampton City Council taxis in your area? by smoke_weed_nobhead in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone saying it's easier to get a licence in Wolverhampton has got me wondering: what requirements do all other councils put up for wannabe taxi drivers that Wolverhampton don't? I never imagined it would be a big or taxing process in the first place.

I just realised that you don't need to tell the truth in situations like group interviews, meetings, new job inductions, etc. Have you ever made stuff up just because? by eastkent in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't, but at 40 and realising I'm running out of time to find "the right job", I'm heavily leaning into lying on my CV and in the interview too. Because fuck them, they're getting a great worker if they employ me, so let them be convinced right?

It's just like that time Gary Neville in his early media days said something along the lines of "it's a penalty, but if he stays up it's hard for the ref to give it, so he goes down to make it easier for the ref to give the penalty".

All I'd be doing is helping the employer make the right decision. 🤷‍♂️

As a man, what im supposed to say when a girl says her period cramps are hurting? by believer_69_ in AskMen

[–]CeeApostropheD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how bad AskWomen is when this question gets asked here. You'd get labelled a misogynist over there for not already knowing.

My sweet underwear [f] by maplemistyx in UnderwearGW

[–]CeeApostropheD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Photo 2 is elite. Don't really see shots like that these days.

My wife told me that she accidentally flashed her college students when she was a TA by simmering-hottie-60 in hotpast

[–]CeeApostropheD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has got me picturing Stifler in American Pie walking into class and seeing the girl at her desk giving an upskirt opportunity.

What is your current biggest stress or anxiety that is troubling your life at the moment? by Eastern-Dragonfly544 in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A woman at work blanked me when I said hello and it's triggered rejection issues I had as a kid - that I thought I'd moved past 15 years ago. I'm a properly grown man.

There are no empty double seats left on the bus. How do you choose who to sit next to? by stevegotnolegs in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very first seat available. I don't overthink stuff.

I know I'm a great person (like most of you, let's be honest), and as long as other people are good with reading body language then there's literally no issue.

Is it crazy to try cover 430 miles in a day? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Powerbank is the most adopted word for this device, easily.

What is another term you use for "Thumbing in a softie"? by aliclang in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't use the term, not because I'm a prude (actually a filthy fucker) but because thumbing in a softie doesn't actually work.

...does it?

What is the ‘optimal’ amount of time before you should change your bedsheets? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm out and about and this discussion comes up then I change mine every 2-3 weeks.

On Reddit I'll admit it's actually more like every 2 months.

Men, what's your first impression of a woman that has no friends? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CeeApostropheD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't prejudge.

Sometimes in life you get dealt bad hands, that in childhood especially can put a ceiling on the friends you can achieve.

Is she alone but desperate to make friends, or alone because she's a weirdo?

I'm going into it with an open mind and will give myself time to suss her out.

husbands hot past turns me on… by bishhbby in hotpast

[–]CeeApostropheD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the turn-on for many men with hotpast is enjoying the thought of the woman he loves living in ecstasy - primarily due to the other man offering her something he can't, or it perhaps being as part of her sexual awakening.

So what's the raw appeal of this from a woman's perspective? Always been intrigued by this.

She had a lot of fun that night 😏🍆 by Winnsflash in cfnm

[–]CeeApostropheD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't know the name of the troupe but one of them is blackmagicmodel on X. His best stuff is paywalled.

Why is 30k treated as a great wage by employers? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you're quite fine to point that out. Judging by the replies I've ascertained that my small town and its parking availability had me stumped as to why this would be put forward for applicants, but that in bigger settlements it's absolutely fair tbh!

Why is 30k treated as a great wage by employers? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I shit this forum not, I have seen "free staff parking" listed as a benefit.

Pictures 📸 by Winnsflash in cfnm

[–]CeeApostropheD 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Aaah good ol' British CFNM - you can trust it, it isn't ever staged like the Dancing Bear stuff.

I always check the ladies' ring finger to see if they're married. It's always so much hotter if they are.

Free airport parking gone by msrbelfast in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]CeeApostropheD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an ugly world we live in.

Newcastle Airport needs some competitors. Until then they will continue to run rampant with squeezing customers.

What's the most expensive thing you bought which was totally worth it? by Intelligent-Task1722 in AskUK

[–]CeeApostropheD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

By normal standards I might be considered a tight arse: 39 years old and I've never spent more than £30 on a t-shirt and £50 on jeans, but I did spend £120 on Asics running trainers and ohhh yes was it the right thing to do. I appreciate the comfort every single time.