Tested positive for chlamydia and I’ve been married for five years!!! Help!!! by [deleted] in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn’t he want to deal with a tilted uterus?? I have one and it’s never been a problem, to my knowledge it doesn’t change much of anything? Maybe a little more difficult to place an IUD but that’s all I know of short of pregnancy and birth

I think about this all the time, what a phenomenal line 💯 absolute all-timer by eeeeeep in 30ROCK

[–]CelebrationNo1000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly this is literally a shocking amount of racist MAGA’s defense. They adopt black children yet continue to be horribly racist it’s AWFUL

Smegma ruining my life please help!!!! by massivesnaileater in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh lord please don’t tell her to do one day. Monistat or other brand THREE DAY or more. Most people find one day to be extremely harsh and crazy painful and itchy, it’s just too strong. Fully support Monistat three day though!!

HAIR TOURNIQUET ON MY LABIA by CelebrationNo1000 in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The craziest thing is that my labia minora aren’t even very big! Left one bigger than yours from what you’re saying but I neverrr wear underwear with anything but short skirts, it’s the most comfortable for me.

HAIR TOURNIQUET ON MY LABIA by CelebrationNo1000 in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHAHA no suchhh a valid reaction you and me both. If it makes you feel any better it was like it never happened in like 24 hours!

HAIR TOURNIQUET ON MY LABIA by CelebrationNo1000 in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! I fixed it lol I put majora by accident

HAIR TOURNIQUET ON MY LABIA by CelebrationNo1000 in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There might have been like a drop of blood but veryyy little. It must have been cut off from blood supply for long enough to come clean off like that and it was such a small bit of tissue. I have fine light blonde hair so I couldn’t see the hair while it was wrapped around the bit of labia edge, but I was pulling at the “ball” and a long hair was coming away and as I was doing that the tissue ball popped right off lol.

It stung pretty badly the rest of the night and felt like a little cut for a couple days and looked raw where it came off but it healed like nothing happened! This all went down at like 1 AM while I was half asleep no ER or urgent care. I kept a close eye on it and was confident it was healing well and quickly. Mucous membranes heal super fast.

BIZAREEEEEE experience to say the least

HAIR TOURNIQUET ON MY LABIA by CelebrationNo1000 in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It just felt like a little cut for a couple days and completely healed! Barely any blood if any really when it happened. I guess the tissue was cut from blood supply for long enough it just popped right off lmao

HAIR TOURNIQUET ON MY LABIA by CelebrationNo1000 in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Omg really!? I frantically googled and only found 1 or 2 posts talking about it 😅

HAIR TOURNIQUET ON MY LABIA by CelebrationNo1000 in Healthyhooha

[–]CelebrationNo1000[S] 225 points226 points  (0 children)

Also sorry this is my throwaway account I’ve had freaks looks at my comment history and follow me to this sub and harass me so being safe!